What's Your Outlaw Name?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What's Your Outlaw Name?
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About This Quiz

Everyone needs an outlaw name (you know, in case you find yourself making a new life on a wild frontier!) You might not have the same sort of gun-slinging skill the outlaws of the past had, but you can practice your quick draw while answering the outlaw quiz questions. Put your hand in your holster, and get ready to duel at dawn!

You might be the kind of person who would prefer to knock-off a stagecoach, or you might be the type who prefers to keep the peace. Either way, you need a name that matches your Wild West spirit! It doesn't even matter if you can pull off a bank heist while riding bareback on a horse. If you can order a whisky while playing poker at a saloon, then that's all the skill you need! We'll make sure you get an outlaw name that tells the world to respect or fear you!

Pony up to the table and put on your fearless hat! Share your wildest outlaw fantasies with us, and we'll give you a snazzy new name. Who knows? Your outlaw name might end up being "The Wild Sundance Cassidy Kid!" And who wouldn't want to put that on their driver's license?

Are Wild West outlaws more than just a criminals to you?
They aren't.
They're clever criminals!
They're so much more.
They're super ambitious criminals with a reputation.
What sort of Wild West crime would you commit?
Anything that pays
Bank robberies
Murder
Organized money laundering
Which western state would you most like to visit?
Arizona
New Mexico
Nevada
Oklahoma

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Would you join the Wild Bunch Gang?
I'll stick with informal associates.
I work alone.
I'll use informants.
Of course!
Which Wild West outlaw would you consider a role model?
Wyatt Earp
Annie Oakley
Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy
Which part of a cowboy's gear would you wear?
Chaps
Hat
Spurs
Gun belt

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What would your Wild West job have been?
Bartender
Outlaw
Sheriff
Gold miner
What would you take if you robbed a stagecoach?
A prisoner
Gold
Jewels
Horses
Why would you have moved to the Wild West?
To claim a territory
Gold rush
To be the law
To open a saloon

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Which Wild West outlaw would make the best president?
The Sundance Kid
Billy the Kid
Butch Cassidy
None of them should be president!
Do you do your own dirty work?
I do it when I must.
I have no dirty work.
I prefer it.
I hire someone to do it.
How glamorous are you?
Not at all
Actively unglamorous
Moderately
Very glamorous!

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Can you shoot?
Not well
I don't know.
Very accurately!
Only if I need to...
What sort of place do you like to live?
Anywhere clean
A sleek and modern loft
Anything with a roof
A monster penthouse covered in gold
Where do you like to operate as a criminal?
Anywhere and everywhere
Online
The mean streets
Casinos and saloons

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What's your outlaw fashion style?
Innocuous clothing that draws no attention
Jeans and a hoodie
Trench coat long enough to hide my gun
Pinstriped suit
If you were to get caught, what would they finally pin on you?
Mugging
Larceny and possibly treason
Murder
Tax evasion
If you were to be removed by an underling, how would they do it?
They'd turn me in to the cops.
They'd leave a digital trail for detectives.
They'd murder me.
They'd frame me.

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Do you like managing a team?
Not really
No
Depends on the team
Yes
Do you intend to give yourself a criminal nickname for others to use?
No, I don't have time for that.
Of course. Your handle is everything.
Yes, so they know I'm fearsome.
Yes, so I can sum up my style.
If someone else gave you a nickname, who would it be?
Local cops
My partners in crime
Local gangs
Media

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Are you evil or just mischievous?
A little of both
Mostly mischievous
Not really either. I have my own code.
Mostly evil
How would you rob a bank?
I'd hire someone to do it for me.
I'd do it silently at night.
I'd do it with a shotgun in broad daylight.
I'd get a job their first, then use my insider knowledge.
Do you need everyday luxuries?
Not really
Occasionally
No
Absolutely

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Do you plan to eventually lead a crime-free life?
I might one day.
No, this is too much fun.
I won't live that long.
I'll just run for office and pardon myself.
Do you have an informant buddy among the cops?
I have a friend or two.
No, but I have the place tapped with mics.
No, but I have them on the streets.
I have the entire department on payroll.
Do you ever talk to the media about your outlaw ways?
No, they don't notice me.
No, which is annoying because sometimes they get it wrong.
No, they are scared of me.
Sure, I just don't go on the record.

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Would the public recognize you?
Locals might
Definitely not
Some definitely would
Absolutely
Do you care about your legacy?
Nope
It's all I care about.
A little
Very much
Do you have style?
No
I do, even if no one sees it.
I AM style, baby.
Yes

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