What's Your Racehorse Name?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What's Your Racehorse Name?
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About This Quiz

Racehorse names are always clever and sometimes more entertaining than the actual race! If you were a racehorse, what would be your name? Take this quiz to find out!
Which kind of racing do you like most?
Sack races.
Car racing.
Cross country racing.
Horse racing.
What kind of horse do you think is most beautiful?
Clydesdale.
Arabian.
Mustang.
Painted Horse.
Are you competitive?
I can be very competitive.
I'm only competitive with myself.
My siblings and I are very competitive with each other.
No need to compete when you know you're the best.

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Which horse race would you like to attend?
The Kentucky Derby.
The Preakness Stakes.
The Grand National.
The Royal Ascot.
Would you wear a huge hat to a horse race?
I don't wear hats.
No, my friends would laugh at me.
Sure! Where else am I going to wear a goofy hat?
If my friends wear one, I will.
Would you make a good jockey?
I'm too tall to be a jockey.
I would make a better disc jockey.
I would certainly try it.
i would be a great jockey.

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Which good luck charm would you have?
A horseshoe.
A four-leaf clover.
A rabbit's foot.
My lucky underwear.
Would you ever bet on a horse race?
I bet on everything.
I love betting on horse races.
I don't gamble.
I would try it once.
Which Kentucky Derby winning horse name do you like most?
Always Dreaming.
Pink Star.
Stone Street.
Old Rosebud.

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Which famous television horse do you like most?
Mr. Ed.
Black Beauty.
Trigger.
Flicka.
Are horses your favorite farm animal?
I prefer cows.
Chickens are more my speed.
Ducks are my favorite.
I love horses!
What do you think is most amazing about horses?
Their Intelligence.
Their stature.
Their ability to work.
Their gentle nature.

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What snack would you feed a horse?
Carrots.
Celery.
Sugar cubes.
Apples.
Where would you travel to see wild horses?
The Pryor Mountains.
The Outer Banks.
Sable Island.
Assateague Island.
Have you ever been aboard a horse drawn carriage?
Once in the city.
At my wedding.
I think it's cruel.
I don't live in the 1700s!

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How would you describe your competitiveness?
I'm a sneaky competitor.
I'm a fierce competitor.
I am a dominating competitor.
I'm an unpredictable competitor.
What is your favorite way to eat oatmeal?
I don't like oatmeal.
Oatmeal cookies.
Granola.
Oatmeal cereal.
Could you run a foot race?
I could do it after I train.
Let's go!
I have no desire to run a foot race.
It depends who I'm racing against.

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What would be your job on a horse farm?
Groomer.
Trainer.
Stable Cleaner.
Breeder.
Which of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would you be?
Conquest.
War.
Famine.
Death.
Would you ever ride a horse naked like Lady Godiva?
That's a negative.
I would ride my bike naked, but not my house.
I would do most anything for Godiva chocolates.
I wouldn't ride a horse clothed.

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How far would you get on "The Amazing Race?"
I would win.
I would make it to the final four.
I would be out at the first detour.
I wouldn't go on a reality show.
Which word best describes you after a workout?
Exhausted.
Pumped.
Nauseous.
Hungry.
Which of your physical features do you like most?
My face.
My arms.
My legs.
My abs.

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Are you a sore loser or a gracious winner?
I'm neither.
I'm more of a gracious winner.
I hate to lose!
It depends on what I win or lose.
Who in your life are you most competitive with?
Myself.
No one.
My best friend.
My significant other.
Which game of chance are you most likely to try?
Roulette.
Poker.
Blackjack.
Bingo.

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Finish this sentence: I'm so hungry, I could eat __________________.
A horse.
A bear.
An entire pizza.
My child.
Which pet are you most likely to own?
A pony.
A chiweenie.
A ferret.
A hamster.
Which cocktail would you have while watching a horse race?
Mint Julep.
Manhattan.
Bourbon on the rocks.
Cosmopolitan.

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