What's Your Redneck Car?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What's Your Redneck Car?
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About This Quiz

Whether you dream of a Ferrari or a Tesla, you know that there are a lot of different luxury vehicles out there for you. Most of them, you probably can't afford, but you can dream about them. If you ever win the lottery, you can get one dream car for every day of the week, but not until you actually win the lottery. 

While it is common for Americans (and humans for that matter) to see themselves in vehicles for the rich, we rarely consider things the other way. For example, what kind of car would you drive if you lived in a trailer park or the backwoods of Kentucky? What is your redneck car? Is it the beat-up pickup? The breeder bus? The Franken-ride? Or are you trailer park fab? All of these vehicles will get you where you need to go, but some of them might require jump starts in the middle of traffic.

If you're curious what car you'd be driving through the trailer park on your way to pick up your crew, we can tell you, but we need to know a little bit about your personality first. Answer these simple questions, and we'll tell you what your redneck car actually is.

What singer are you most likely to listen to while driving?
Johnny Cash
Drake
Cardi B
Metallica
What do you eat while you're driving?
Burger King
McDonald's
Nothing. No food in the car!
KFC
Which of these is on your dashboard?
Dancing hula lady
Every toy that fits
Phone mount
Food wrappers

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What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
Git 'Er Done
Quit Checkin' Out My Bumps
Coexist
Baby On Board
How do you fix a broken mailbox?
With a screw driver and screws
With duct tape
Pay someone else to do it
With a hammer and nails
How many children do you have?
2-3
1
None
4-10

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When you're having a bad day, what do you do to relax?
Light a bonfire
Call someone and complain
Go out with friends
Yell at the kids
If it's time to party, what are you wearing?
My good boots
Low-cut top
A short skirt
I might put on jeans.
How often do you eat fast food?
Daily
Once or twice a week
Never
Three or four times a week

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What is your guilty pleasure song?
"Let it Burn" by Usher
"You Make it Easy" by Jason Aldean
"Hit 'em Up Style" by Blue Cantrell
"Tangerine" by Led Zeppelin
Which of these is your favorite show?
Duck Dynasty
Hell's Kitchen
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Toddlers and Tiaras
Who do you talk to when you're feeling depressed?
Myself
My husband
My friends
My kids

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How do you know when it's time to go to Walmart?
It's a day that ends in Y.
I'm out of toilet paper.
It's NEVER time to go to Walmart.
The kids need stuff for school.
How many hours a week do you work?
I never stop working.
40 hours
Less than 30 hours
Over 40 hours
What scent is your air freshener?
No air freshener. I'm all natural, baby!
Berry
New Car
Fresh Linen

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What do you do when you see police lights behind you?
Pray he's not pulling me over
Consider hitting my gas
Pull over and put on lipstick
Yell at the kids for getting me in trouble
If a cop gave you a ticket, how would you respond?
Thank him
Rip it up in front of him
Post it on social media
Make my kids pay it
Do you drive the speed limit?
I usually go under.
If my car can go that fast
No way
If I'm not late

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If your car is messy, would you give a friend a ride?
Sure, why not?
Yes, they can deal with the mess.
No. I like my car clean.
No, I never have room for another passenger.
Would you let a friend drive your car?
Yes, if they need it.
No, they wouldn't know how to drive it.
Only if they're trustworthy
No. I need my car.
What do you do when your windshield is cracked?
Replace it myself
Let it ride
Have someone replace it
Save up the money to replace it

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How often do you get road rage?
Never
Only when people try to kill me
Every day
At least twice per vehicle trip
What is your dream car?
Dually with lifts
Tesla
Corvette
Mercedes Crossover
Does your current car have video entertainment for your passengers?
No way
No, but they bring their phones.
Yes! I have to please my passengers.
Yes. It keeps them busy.

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Do you make your passengers wear seat belts?
No. It's not necessary.
Only if their seat has a seat belt
Yes. Safety first
Yes. It's the law.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes, but it was only my car.
Yes, but it was the other guy's fault.
No, and I hope I never am.
Yes, but I will never get into an accident again.
How many miles do you drive in a week?
20-50
1-10
11-19
Over 50

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What do you do when you see rust on your car?
Smile. It's a badge of honor.
Buff it out
Get someone to fix it
Leave it there. I can't afford to fix it.
In your opinion, what is the prettiest color for a car?
Silver
Green
Red
Brown
Do you finance your current vehicle?
No, but I did.
No, I could never afford it.
No. I lease.
Yes, and I can't wait to be done.

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