What's Your Zodiac Sign in Bed?

By: Amanda Monell
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What's Your Zodiac Sign in Bed?
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About This Quiz

Imagine walking down the aisle of a busy grocery store, listening to the screams and whines of impatient children, who like you aren't relishing being there in the first place. You're pushing your buggy (complete with wiggly wheel) valiantly through the masses, trying your hardest not to lose your cool, while chaos tears through what feels like the longest aisle in creation. Just as the light at the end of the tunnel seems to be in sight, you end up getting rammed by another customer. You get ready to get upset with them, but when you look them over, you realize you'd rather kiss them than yell at them.

You go on a date, maybe a few if the timing is just right. It's fantastic, you learn a few things about your new companion, and if things move in the way you want them to, romantic getaways are on the horizon! If you're like some of us, you may ask your new partner their birthday, not only for plans but for astrological compatibility. But sometimes, when you get your partners in the most intimate of settings, they may not behave as what their star sign dictates, which is a pleasant surprise on most occasions.

So now the question is, what zodiac sign are you in bed? Are you the one you were born with or something else? One way to find out is to take this quiz!

While out with friends, you see a hottie across the room. How do you react?
I walk up to them and buy them a drink.
I start a conversation.
I go up to them and start to flirt.
I play hard to get.
Have you ever played hard to get?
If I am, it's unintentional.
No, it's a waste of time.
No, but I like to flirt.
Yes, mostly because I like to have a little bit of mystery about me.
Which of these aphrodisiacs would you eat before getting frisky?
Watermelon
Oysters
Chili peppers
Chocolate

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Do you think you're more of a dominant or submissive person?
I'm whatever my lover wants me to be.
I like to switch between dominating and submitting in the bedroom.
I'm definitely dominant.
I'm more submissive.
Your first kiss is a big indicator to tell if you are going to be a good fit in bed. How would you handle it if things just weren't there?
I have sex with them anyhow.
I ask them how they felt after the kiss.
I try again.
I make an excuse to get out.
Some of us are built to have long-term relationships. Are you one of them?
Yes
Once I figure out what I want, I think I'll be ready for a long-term relationship.
Not at all
If my lovers can gain my trust, I'll be theirs forever.

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How long do you wait before getting intimate with someone?
I give them three dates, then it's on!
I wait for my partner to give me a signal.
If the mood is right, I could sleep with someone the first time I meet them.
Once I feel comfortable, I'll get intimate with them.
Flirting is usually a way to get someone's attention. How do you feel when someone does it to you?
I usually appreciate more sincere methods of flattery.
If I'm in the mood, I'll flirt right back.
I feel flattered.
I feel awkward.
What would you do to get your partner in the mood?
I'd make them a romantic dinner.
I'd try to make out with them.
I'd take them out for a night on the town.
I'd talk dirty to them.

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Sometimes the mood strikes when your partner is far away. Would you cheat on them?
No, we've worked too hard building our relationship.
Yes, but I'd tell them as soon as I could.
Yes, if I can rely on the other person to be discreet.
No, I don't trust people easily.
Do people get uncomfortable around you when you're with your boo?
Probably, but I'm too preoccupied with my partner to notice.
If someone tells me that they're uncomfortable, I try to adjust my behavior to make them feel a little more comfortable.
Yes, but my partner likes it.
Not really
Which of these occasions would you use to seduce your lover?
Valentine's Day
Our anniversary
Their birthday
I don't need any specific occasion.

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Have you had any one-night stands?
No
Sure, I like to see what I'm going to be working with before I commit.
Yes, sometimes you need to get a release without worrying about additional strings.
Yes, everyone makes mistakes at one point or another.
Would you ever have sex in public?
No, I'm more of a private person.
No, because I don't want to get caught.
I have and it was a blast!
Yes, if the mood strikes, the mood strikes.
Romantic getaways are a perfect way to keep a relationship fresh. Where would you want to go?
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Napa Valley, California
Charleston, South Carolina

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Cheating on a lover is one of the biggest betrayals. What would you do if you found out that your partner cheated on you?
I'd forgive them.
We'd talk it out and see where we end up.
I don't know what I'd do.
I'd break it off.
What did you think of the Fifty Shades series?
They were amazing books.
I really didn't pay attention to the hype.
The books were okay.
I found the premise to be boring.
Sometimes, while a relationship is working out really well, the sex becomes stale. Which of these things would you do to try to revive your love life?
I'd do whatever they wanted to make them happy.
I would bring my partner to a swinger's club.
I'd suggest that we open the relationship up for other partners.
I'd suggest a break.

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Which of these flavored body oils is your favorite?
Cotton candy
Strawberry
Pineapple
Fruit punch
What kind of bindings would you incorporate into your bedroom activities?
None
Leather restraints
Silk ties
Handcuffs
Body painting is one of the more creative ways to get intimate with your partner. Would you ever release your inner Picasso on them?
No, it's too messy.
I'd do it if the paint were flavored.
No, I'd be worried I'd break out.
Yes, that sounds fun!

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Besides your bedroom, which room have you had sex in?
My kitchen
My den
The living room
My bathroom
Sometimes, lovers will decorate their bedroom to make things a little more special for their partners. Which of these items have you used to set the mood in your bedroom?
Flower petals
A tray of massage oils
Candles
Satin sheets
Where is your favorite spot to kiss on your partner's body?
I like to suck on their earlobes.
I like to nip at their necks.
I love kissing shoulders.
I like to kiss their foreheads.

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Which of these songs would you play to get your partner in the mood?
"Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by TLC
"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
"Pony" by Ginuwine
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
Some couples enjoy going to strip clubs together. Are you and your partner one of them?
Sure, we wouldn't mind going to a club for inspiration.
No, I want my partner to know they're my number one.
No, I may run into an ex there.
If my partner suggested it, we'd go.
What piece of lingerie do you think is the sexiest?
Thong underwear
A satin nightgown
A pair of thigh-high stockings
A corset

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Are you more of a leather or lace kind of person?
Neither
Lace
Leather
Both
Would you ever use liquid latex?
I'd use it on my partner, but not myself.
No, I have sensitive skin.
No, it isn't my thing.
I have and it was amazing.
After you've done the deed, which of these activities are you most likely to do?
Cuddle
Leave
Fall asleep
Take a shower

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