Take This Quiz and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Take This Quiz and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

All of us have things that we think about or that we're into when we're in the bedroom, but how many of us actually act those things out? When some people are in the sack, they like to keep things nice and simple and don't want to get all that adventurous, while others like to play things out when they are between the sheets and experiment.

Of course, all of us should try to find someone who is compatible with us and what we like to do. If you're the kind of person that is totally vanilla, you might want to stick to someone else is who is pretty much the same way. But if you are really kinky, then you should probably try to find someone who is willing to indulge that side of you, because when you put someone vanilla and kinky together, it can get awkward, and who wants that? 

So where do you fit in on the scale? Are you think kind of person that is comfortable letting your freak flag fly in the bedroom, or are you someone who likes to keep things on the normal side? Are you more Brady Bunch? Or are you more 50 Shades of Grey? Take this quiz and find out, then show it to your partner, if you dare.

Do you like being blindfolded, or blindfolding someone else?
Umm. What?
I don't think I would like that.
Sure, it can be fun.
I love it.
Are you dominant or submissive?
Neither.
Maybe a little dominant.
Maybe a little submissive.
Totally dominant.
Do you have any fetishes?
I don't know what that means.
No.
A few.
All sorts of them.

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Have you ever tied anyone up?
No way.
No, I don't think I would like that.
Once or twice.
All the time.
Have you ever used handcuffs?
For what?
That wouldn't work with me.
A few times, just for fun.
All the time, I live for that.
What about rope?
What about it?
That is not my thing.
Why not?
For sure. I am an expert with knots.

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Do you like spanking?
No, that sounds weird.
Who wants to know?
Sure. That is fun.
I totally enjoy that.
Do you like to talk dirty?
That's dumb.
No.
Sometimes, if the mood is right.
When don't I?
Have you ever used clamps?
For what?
Gross.
Sure I have.
I have to admit I have.

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Are you into role playing?
Not at all.
I think about it, but not really.
Sometimes, if I am in the mood.
I love to role play.
Have you ever done it in public?
No!
No, but I have thought of it.
Yes, but not in a risky place.
Yes, in a really risky place.
Do you use ice cubes?
In my drink?
No.
Sometimes, but it isn't really my scene.
Yes, often, they can be fun.

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Have you ever been walked, or walked someone on a leash?
No way!
Nope, that sounds awkward.
Just one time.
Sure, that is super fun.
Do you have lots of toys?
I don't have any.
Maybe one, but that is all I will say.
Sure, a few.
Yes, I have all sorts.
Have you ever sexted anyone?
Of course not.
I don't think so. Have I?
Sure, everyone does that.
I do it all the time.

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Have you ever gotten kinky on the phone?
No, I don't do that.
Hmm, not to my knowledge.
Sure. It is fun.
I do it all the time.
Have you ever sent someone nudes?
Are you kidding?
No, but I was close.
Sure, a few times, but only when I knew it was cool.
Sure that is just a flirty thing to do.
Have you ever filmed yourself doing it?
Of course not! People could see!
No, but it sounds fun.
Once or twice, with someone I trust.
Yes, I am a great director.

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Have you ever done it with someone watching?
Of course not!
No, that sounds embarrassing.
No, but it sounds fun.
Yes, it was a blast.
Have you ever had a threesome?
I would never do that.
In my dreams maybe.
I have once.
I have more than once.
What about a foursome?
That is gross.
Not likely.
I have wanted to.
I've done that.

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Have you ever played around with wax?
That sounds painful!
No, and I don't think I would want to.
That sounds like a good time.
Sure, wax can be fun.
Do you ever worry you are boring in bed?
All the time. I am not that confident.
Sometimes. Doesn't everyone?
Not really. I am confident.
No, not ever. I know I am good.
Do you know what a "switch' is?
Nope.
I think I do.
Sure.
Yes, I am one.

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Have you ever seen "Secretary"?
Never heard of it.
Yes, I hated it.
Yes, I liked it.
Yes, I loved it.
What do you think of "50 Shades of Grey"?
I have no interest in reading it because it sounds so weird.
It was lame.
It was good.
I have no interest in reading it because it sounds so tame.
Do you have a safe word?
What does that mean?
No.
Yes.
No, but my partner does.

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Have you ever asked someone to do something in bed that freaked them out?
Like what?
No way. I don't do that.
Maybe a little, but at least I tried.
For sure, but I have to be myself.
Are there things you do in the bedroom you want to be totally secret?
No. I have nothing to hide.
Not really, but I still don't want everyone to know.
Kind of. That stuff is private.
For sure. It would freak people out.
Have you ever placed a personal ad to find someone to be kinky with?
No way!
No, that is not my scene.
No, but I have thought of it.
I have done that lots.

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