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About This Quiz
"30 Rock" is a work of Tina Fey's genius. An American satire, its characters are both outrageously ridiculous and surprisingly insightful. Which character are you? Take this quiz to find out!
Do your coworkers remember your birthday?
I don't even remember my birthday.
No, they never remember!
They better!
Everyone remembers my birthday. Even people I haven't met.
Have you ever aspired to win an EGOT?
No, I know it'd be an unreasonable aspiration.
I've helped others win EGOTs.
Yes, it's my most recent aspiration.
What is an EGOT? Sounds lame.
Have you ever shared the same haircut as Rachel Maddow?
I wish I could pull that off!
Yes, and only one of us can have this haircut.
Who's Rachel Maddow?
I'm a bit too straight for that haircut, unfortunately.
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Do you chew your nails?
I used to, but I don't talk about that now.
Good God, no.
No, but I've hired professional nail chewers for that purpose.
Only when I'm anxious or I've recently eaten ham.
How's your relationship with your parents?
I have a very strained relationship with one parent, and the other isn't in the picture.
Dysfunctional, to say the least.
I don't know my parents.
My parents are human, can't expect too much.
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What're the most important awards show?
The People's Choice Awards.
It's hard to choose.
The Academy Awards.
The Golden Globes.
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Out of the below, what would be included in your worst childhood memory?
I can't pick, there's too many to choose from.
Dysfunctional parents.
Most of my childhood memories are repressed.
Rollerblades and a poster.
Would you ever manipulate someone for personal gain?
Yes, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I wouldn't have to manipulate anyone if they'd just do what I want in the first place.
It's usually but it's not intentional.
I'd like to be able to say no, but I can't.
Do you have a strong moral compass?
Hah! Why would I need one of those?
Yes, the strongest. I will not be led astray.
What's a moral compass?
I wouldn't call it strong...
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Which of the jobs listed below would you want to try?
Supporting Actor.
Executive Management.
Lead Actor.
Head Writer.
Do you want kids?
No, I don't want to share the spotlight of my life with anyone, especially kids.
Yes, I desperately want kids.
Yes, I already have a few kids.
I thought I wanted a kid, but then I realized I don't.
Do you care what others think about you?
It depends on the person, but usually not.
Hah, no. Why should I care what people think?
I never thought about it. I just assumed everyone likes me.
Yes, I really care, but I try to act like I don't.
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Who are you on a group project team?
The one who does no work.
The one who takes credit for everyone else's work.
The one who is really confused and sometimes cries.
The bitter leader.
Of the things listed below, what are you the most passionate about?
Myself.
Microwave ovens.
My lover.
Junk food.
Do you like your job?
I can do better, but it's decent enough for now.
Like it? I love it!
What's my job again?
It's alright.
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What are you afraid of?
Losing my beauty and youth.
Becoming irrelevant.
Dying poor and alone.
Not being able to "have it all."
Are you a "cool kid?"
The cool kids used to pick on me, but now I'm one of them.
No, I'm their boss.
I'm too cool for cool.
No, I'm more of an RA.
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Do you have a hard time saying no?
To myself, yes; but it's easy to say no to other people.
To certain people, like my mother, yes.
Surprisingly, yes.
Nope, not at all. No no no no no!
Are you an emotional person?
Yes, my emotions are somewhat unpredictable.
Emotions are my weakness.
I don't think so, but everyone else does.
Not really, but it depends on the day and what I've recently eaten.
Do other people's problems ever affect or bother you?
Occasionally, but I get over it pretty quick.
Of course not. I'm Jack Donaghy.
Yes, but I'm only bothered by the problems of people who are close to me.
Not really, I've got enough of my own problems to worry about.
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Have you ever been in love?
Yes, with myself...
Yes, I've had many great loves.
Yes, and I'm still with the love of my life.
I thought it was love at the time, but I was wrong.
Do you like acting like a fool?
No, but I'd do it for the show!
I would never.
My favorite thing in the world is making people laugh.
It's my guilty pleasure.
Can you sing?
I am a beautiful, talented singer.
I used to sing in the church choir.
I can do anything I want to.
No. Not at all.
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Do you ever "snart"?
That sounds gross, so no.
I don't even want to know what that is.
Yes, I make snail art every now and then.
Yes, everyday at 10am.
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