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About This Quiz
Even if you didn't live through the 1960s, the television gods designated a TV hunk for you in that decade. Together, let us journey through time and sort out which one was meant for you.
How clean cut is he?
He's a little rough around the edges.
He's clean cut but he's still a rogue.
He's 100% square.
He's clean cut but still manages to be eccentric.
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Does he know how to fight?
He doesn't need to since he's so bad.
He'll fight dirty.
He'll use a gun.
He's into martial arts.
Does he believe in justice?
He does, and he practices it every day.
He does, but he knows the system isn't good enough to provide it.
He believes in the system.
Yes, and he'll do whatever it takes to preserve it.
How funny is he?
Not really.
He's very witty.
He does his best, but he just isn't funny.
He's a comedic master.
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How big is his chest?
Hulking. Massive.
It's not huge but toned.
It's a respectable size.
It's pretty big.
How tall is he?
He's a giant.
He's a respectable height.
He's above average height.
He's average height.
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How long is his career?
He's still going.
He kept going for decades.
He petered out.
He kept his name alive right until his death.
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What's his signature style?
He's a typical tough guy.
He's a sexy scoundrel.
Mr. Clean Cut
He's a desirable playboy.
Who are his fans?
Women who like manly men.
Men and women alike.
Women who like pretty boys.
Children.
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Which celebrity do you think would identify your guy as their role model?
Clint Eastwood.
Matt Damon.
Ben Affleck.
William Shatner.
If he were not a TV hunk, what might he be?
An Olympic weightlifter.
A professional poker player.
A surfer.
A philanthropist.
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Does he love the Old West?
It's his whole life!
He's carved himself a niche in the Old West.
Not really.
Not an iota.
Does he look good in blue?
I have no idea, as I've never seen him in color.
He cuts a fine figure in blue.
By the time blue was on TV, he was getting a little old.
He looks amazing in every color.
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Do you mind him fading into obscurity?
I think that'd be hard for him to do!
I mind very much!
I don't mind.
So long as the memories that remain are fond, I'm happy.
What is his theme song?
"Big Machine" by Ryan Miller.
"Shape of My Heart" by Backstreet Boys.
"Mud On My Boots" by Jon Pardi.
"Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem.
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What leading lady should be on his arm?
Jennifer Garner.
Krysten Ritter.
Kate Winslet.
Julia Roberts.
What modern star would he remind people of?
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Mel Gibson.
Chris Pine.
Ed Westwick.
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If he ever left you, which he never would, but if he did, what form of transportation would he use?
A horse.
A horse-drawn carriage.
A police car.
The Batmobile.
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