Which '70s Sitcom Do You Belong In?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which '70s Sitcom Do You Belong In?
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About This Quiz

With its Farrah Fawcett hair and its Trans Ams and mustaches, the '70s was a decade filled with one-of-a-kind trends and catchphrases. It was a time for groundbreaking televisions shows, too. If you were on the set of a sitcom back then, which one would it have been? 

Just like the upcoming remake of "The Jeffersons," they say that all trends and important things circle back. Even those bell-bottoms we would all like to forget keep popping up from time to time. As you route your way through our questions like Eric Foreman in the Vista Cruiser, we think we'll be able to figure out how much of the '70s influenced you. Then, we'll take those inherited traits and figure out if you would have been Mr. Bentley or the Fonz. 

From "Three's Company" to "Happy Days," '70s sitcoms were not afraid to push the boundaries set by previous eras of television. In fact, they've shaped many of the shows we watch now. After you tell us how you would have fit in back then by telling us about yourself now, we'll know which sitcom set you were born to be a part of! Will it be the one you always thought it would be?


What do you like most about George Jefferson?
He's worked hard to get where he is.
He's hilarious.
He's not one of my favorites.
I like Wheezie a lot more.
Would you make a good roommate like those on "Three's Company?"
I prefer to live alone.
I don't mind living with my family.
I wouldn't want more than one roommate.
I am a roommate's dream.
Which of today's sitcoms is your life most like?
"Modern Family"
"Superstore"
"Last Man Standing"
"Black-ish"

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How much television do you watch every day?
More than I should
About an hour
A few hours
Very little
Which of these '70s bands would be you be in?
Foghat
Funkadelic
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Bee Gees
How old were you during the '70s?
I was really young.
I wasn't born yet.
I was in my teens.
I don't want to talk about that.

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Which '70s fashion trend could you rock?
Hot pants
Corduroy pants
Peasant top
A-line skirt
What do you have in common with Fonzie?
Who's Fonzie?
I also look great in a leather jacket.
I'm a little bit of a rule breaker.
Everyone thinks I'm cool.
Do you watch "That '70s Show?"
I've seen every episode more than once.
I've never seen it.
I've seen a few episodes.
I'm sure I've seen every episode.

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Which character from "M*A*S*H*" would you most like as a coworker?
Radar O'Reilly
Hot Lips Houlihan
Hawkeye Pierce
Colonel Potter
How would you feel about driving a station wagon?
I would love it!
I used to have one.
They're too big for me.
I'll have to pass, but thanks for the offer.
Which '70s phrase do you use more often?
"Far out!"
"Can you dig it?"
"Don't be such a square."
"Dream on."

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Do you own a pair of bell-bottom pants?
I have some from a costume.
I wear them a lot!
I don't have any.
I prefer skinny jeans.
Which word sums up your disco-dancing skills?
Clumsy
Fly
Nonexistent
Hilarious
Which decade made the absolute best television?
The '70s
The '90s
The '80s
Now

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Where did you and your high school friends hang out?
Under the bleachers
A local restaurant
At my house
At a friend's house
Have you ever had Farrah Fawcett hair?
I don't have enough hair for that.
Guilty!
I wouldn't mind trying it.
It doesn't work with my face.
Which "Fantasy Island" fantasy would make your day?
A day in my pajamas
Meeting the love of my life
Winning the lottery
A brand-new house

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Are you more like the Hulk or the Six Million Dollar Man in the morning?
I'm more like Mary Tyler Moore.
I'm far more like the Hulk.
I'm all Lee Majors all the time.
It depends on the day of the week.
Out of these '70s sitcoms, which one do you like the least?
"Sanford and Son"
"All in The Family"
"The Brady Bunch"
"Taxi"
Which '70s-related movie could be about you?
"Almost Famous"
"Dazed and Confused"
"The Godfather"
"Detroit Rock City"

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What do you like most about watching '70s sitcoms?
It makes me feel nostalgic.
'70s fashion was off the hook.
I enjoy their wholesome nature.
'70s sitcoms were risky and funny.
Which iconic '70s car would you like to drive?
AMC Pacer
Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser
VW Beetle
Pontiac Trans Am
Are you more Mary Tyler Moore or Bob Newhart at work?
I think I'm more Hawkeye Pierce.
I'm much more Bob Newhart.
I have a lot in common with Mary Tyler Moore.
I'm more like Fred Flintstone.

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Which '70s cartoon character makes you laugh the most?
Bamm-Bamm Rubble
Scooby Doo
George Jetson
Fat Albert
How would you look wearing disco curls?
I don't want to find out.
I've rocked it in the past!
No one should wear disco curls.
I'm sure I would look hilarious.
It was popular back then — would you enjoy going rollerskating?
I used to go a lot in the '70s.
I'm too old for that!
I would love to go.
I'm not that coordinated.

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How do you feel about Tom Selleck's mustache in "Magnum P.I.?"
He has my respect.
It's a little over the top.
It's like a small animal on his face.
It looks nice.
What kind of television do you usually binge watch?
I don't binge watch often.
Crime
Comedy
Drama
Can you sing any of the '70s sitcom theme songs?
I can sing "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme.
I know all the words to "The Jeffersons" theme.
I don't know any of them.
"Three's Company," too!

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