Which '80s One-Hit Wonder Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which '80s One-Hit Wonder Are You?
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About This Quiz

We all know that one night in Bangkok can make a hard man humble, but is that the musical story of your life? You might think you rock down to Electric Avenue, but do you really? Tell us all about yourself, your love of the '80s, and what kind of music you like most, and we'll be able to assign you your very own '80s one-hit wonder! It's not just a song assignment, though. It's the one-hit wonder you are at heart! 

We'll take it step by step and heart to heart like toy soldiers during this quiz, but we promise that you'll have a great time reliving some of the best musical moment the '80s have to offer. Think back to your younger, freer, days spent watching films like "The Breakfast Club" to get you in the right frame of mind, and we'll make easy work of finding the one-hit wonder that was written specifically about you! You don't need a Member's Only jacket or a Scrunchie to have your very own song!

Get ready to fight for your right to party, and we'll figure you and your '80s wonder out! If you're ready to get into the groove, we're right here waiting for you!

How old were you in the '80s?
It's none of your business.
I was a young kid.
I was a teen.
I was in my 20s or older.
Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist?
I'm somewhere in between.
I'm more of a pessimist.
It depends on the situation.
I'm more of an optimist.
How many Scrunchies do you own?
I used to have tons of them.
I have a couple.
I don't have enough hair for a Scrunchie.
I don't remember Scrunchies.

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Which '80s film do you like most?
"The Lost Boys"
"Pretty in Pink"
"The Goonies"
"Back to the Future"
Which of the Golden Girls do you like most?
Sophia
Rose
Blanche
Dorothy
Which '80s sitcom was your life most like growing up?
"Full House"
"Family Matters"
"Growing Pains"
"Who's the Boss?"

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What do you think is your most dominant personality trait?
Honesty
Organization
Intelligence
Friendliness
Have you ever worn blue eyeshadow?
I've never worn blue eyeshadow.
I'm wearing some right now.
I've worn every color eyeshadow.
I don't wear eyeshadow.
Which decade made the best one-hit wonders?
'90s
'80s
'70s
'00s

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What kind of music do you like most?
Pop punk
Country
Alternative rock
Dance
Which '80s pop singer do you like most?
Madonna
Boy George
George Michael
Debbie Gibson
Which Michael Jackson song do you like most?
"Billie Jean"
"Thriller"
"The Girl is Mine"
"Smooth Criminal"

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Did you watch MTV a lot when you were growing up?
We didn't have MTV.
I watched it more in the '90s.
I did watch MTV a lot in the '80s.
I've never watched much MTV.
Do you remember Max Headroom?
Who?
It sounds familiar.
I do remember him!
I vaguely remember him.
Who was your favorite character from "Pee Wee's Playhouse?"
Cowboy Curtis
Pee Wee
Jambi
I don't remember the show.

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What kind of lunchbox would you have carried in the '80s?
Star Wars
Strawberry Shortcake
Gremlins
Transformers
Which '80s country singer do you like most?
I don't like country.
Kenny Rogers
Dolly Parton
Randy Travis
Which '80s metal band do you like most?
Metallica
Motley Crüe
Guns 'N Roses
Slayer

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Which '80s hairstyle would you rock?
Mohawk
Crimped hair
Permed hair
Flock of Seagulls hair
Have you ever worn neon spandex?
I'm sure I have.
I wear neon leggings to work out in.
I'm not a fan of neon or spandex.
I have not nor will ever wear neon spandex.
Which '80s band do you know the most about?
Tears for Fears
Depeche Mode
New Order
I don't know a whole lot about '80s bands.

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Do you prefer The Bangles or The Go-Gos?
I like them both.
I prefer The Bangles.
I don't like either one of them.
I prefer The Go-Gos.
Which '80s love song would you play at your wedding?
"Cherish" by Kool & The Gang
"Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera
I have no plans to get married.
"Endless Love" by Lionel Ritchie
Is your best male friend more Eddie Murphy or Bruce Willis?
I don't know who those people are.
My best friend is a bit of both.
Mine is definitely more Eddie Murphy.
I would say Bruce Willis.

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Which '80s actor do you think is most talented?
Kevin Costner
Johnny Depp
Kirk Cameron
Michael Douglas
Which '80s cartoon would you like to rewatch?
"He-Man and The Masters of the Universe"
"Rainbow Brite"
"The Smurfs"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
How do you feel about Twisted Sister?
We're not gonna take it!
I don't know who that is.
They are kind of scary.
I love them.

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What '80s food would you like to see brought back?
Pudding Pops
Tab
Manwich
Nintendo Cereal
When do you listen to music the most?
In the mornings
At work
In the evenings
When I go out
Are you good at karaoke?
I've never tried it.
I don't like it.
I'm great at it.
It's all just for fun, right?

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