Which '80s Song Is Your Theme Song?

By: Amanda Monell
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which '80s Song Is Your Theme Song?
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About This Quiz

Many think that the 1980s were the dawn of the Digital Era. New technologies were popping up in almost every avenue of life. From heart transplants to compact synthesizers to personal computers to DNA mapping, no one could deny that the 1980s were a big deal. Fashion was no exception, with bright colors littering the landscape, forever changing how bright neon was. And with the loud fashions came even louder music.

During the 1980s, music was fun, catchy, and most notably, dance-able.  Instead of performing live, a lot of the hits had music videos, each with a bigger production budget than the last. To show the world what the true definition of a music video was, Michael Jackson released "Thriller," the third video from the album of the same name in 1982.  Directed by John Landis and special effects guru Rick Baker (director and Academy Award-winning makeup artist for "An American Werewolf in London"), it was destined for great things. These men helped bring Michael Jackson's horror-movie themed video to life. With horror icon Vincent Price providing voice overs and a 45-minute documentary following it, this was on its way to being a masterpiece.  

It wasn't just the men spending big bucks on videos. Madonna had a slew of tuxedo dressed men in her "Material Girl" video. For the next, she had a lion and trips to Venice and New York for her "Like a Virgin" video. She even had a contest in the later '80s for the bragging rights (not to mention $25,000) for creating the concept for her video, "True Blue."  

So in the time of big hair and bigger personalities, which song would be the theme song of your life?  One way to find out is to take this quiz!

What kind of music do you tend to listen to?
Pop.
Country.
Rock.
Punk.
If you were to have an '80s themed wedding, what song would you have your dance to?
"(I've Had) The Time of My Life" by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.
"Love My Way" by the Psychedelic Furs.
"Endless Love" by Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross.
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen.
Madonna became a thing in the 1980s. Which of her '80s songs do you know all the lyrics to?
"Papa Don't Preach."
"Material Girl."
"Like a Virgin."
"Borderline."

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You're packing up and going on a road trip. Which song would be on your playlist?
"Vacation" by the GoGos.
"Pink Cadillac" by Bruce Springsteen.
"Freeway of Love" by Aretha Franklin.
"Get Out of My Dreams, Get into My Car" by Billie Ocean.
Which one-hit wonder wrote your jam?
"I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow.
"99 Luftballoons" by Nena.
"Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
"Mickey" by Toni Basil.
Many artists from the 1980s have books written about them. Which one would you put on your bookshelf?
"Cyndi Lauper: A Memoir" by Cyndi Lauper.
"Madonna: An Intimate Biography" by J. Randy Taraborrelli.
"U2: The Definitive Biography" by John Jobling.
"Bad Reputation: The Unauthorized Biography of Joan Jett" by Dave Thompson.

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Long ago, in a mall, Tiffany was discovered. Which one of these songs did you sing into your mirror?
"I Think We're Alone Now."
"Could Have Been."
"Promises Made."
"Walk Away While You Can."
Debbie Gibson became a household name in the '80s. Which song did you play while doing homework?
I liked them all!
"Lost in Your Eyes."
"Foolish Beat."
"Electric Youth."
Which of these songs about an exotic location is your favorite?
"Angel of Harlem" by U2.
"Africa" by Toto.
"Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen.
"One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head.

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What color boombox did you have?
Pink.
Silver.
Red.
Black with stickers.
Which song from Wham! got your feet tapping?
"Club Tropicana."
"Do It Right."
"Careless Whisper."
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."
Rap was in its infancy in the 1980s. Which song did you like the most?
"Push It" by Salt N Pepa.
"She's Crafty" by the Beastie Boys.
"The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.
"Rapper's Delight" by The Sugar Hill Gang.

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You've just met someone amazing. Which '80s song do you sing to them?
I'd write my own song for them.
"True Blue" by Madonna.
"All Through the Night" by Cyndi Lauper.
"All I Want is You" by U2.
Which song about school do you remember the most?
"Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen.
I didn't really care for school.
"Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Mötley Crüe.
"Fight for Your Right" by the Beastie Boys.
Michael Jackson exploded onto the scene in the 1980s. Which one of his hits do you dig the most?
"The Way You Make Me Feel."
"Bad."
"Thriller."
"Billie Jean."

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Which country song would you listen to at a honky-tonk?
"Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses" by Kathy Mattea.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a honky tonk.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait.
"Why Not Me?" by The Judds.
Which New Kids on the Block song did you blast on your boombox?
"Hangin' Tough."
"Cover Girl."
I love them all!
"I Need You."
Which song about work would you listen to on your commute to the office?
"Manic Monday" by the Bangles.
"Just Got Paid" by Johnny Kemp.
"9 to 5" by Dolly Parton.
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straights.

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Glam rock was HUGE in the 1980s. Which of these bands would you listen to?
Poison.
Guns 'n' Roses.
Warrant.
Ratt.
When it came to glam rock, Poison was a top contender with its style of music. Which one of their tunes have you heard?
"Every Rose Has its Thorn."
"Nothin' but a Good Time."
"Talk Dirty to Me."
"#1 Bad Boy."
Guns 'n' Roses was a bright new band with a great future. Which one of their songs do you remember?
"One in a Million."
"Paradise City."
"Patience."
"Reckless Life."

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In 1989, Metallica became the first metal band to appear on a Grammy broadcast. Which of their songs do you bang your head to?
"Whiplash."
"Master of Puppets."
"Seek and Destroy."
"Am I Evil?"
The 1980s had some incredible movies. Which song from a movie soundtrack do you still enjoy?
"(I've Had) The Time of My Life" from "Dirty Dancing."
"Live to Tell" from "At Close Range."
"The Goonies 'r' Good Enough" from "The Goonies."
"Beyond Thunderdome" from "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."
Why did you like the music of the '80s?
80s music is so much fun!
The music was so innovative.
The songs are so sweet.
A lot of the music was so raw and full of passion!

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You just found out your significant other was cheating! Which song would you play to cheer yourself up?
I wouldn't focus moping around, I'd just go out and look for someone new.
"Cold-Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul.
"Love Bites" by Def Leppard.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar.
Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire" burned up the charts in 1989. Were you a fan?
It had a pretty catchy hook.
I loved it.
Goodness, no. It was such a depressing song.
I listened to it in history class: I thought it was okay.
The '80s had some pretty bold protest songs. Which one of these did you relate to?
"Sunday Bloody Sunday" by U2.
"(Let's Play) USA" by Peter Schilling.
"99 Luftballoons" by Nena.
"Land of Confusion" by Genesis.

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Which punk song did you style your mohawk to?
"Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Gos.
"I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2.
"Call Me" by Blondie.
Which duet would you sing along with?
"Ebony and Ivory" performed by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
"Easy Lover" performed by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins.
"When Love Comes to Town" performed by B.B. King and U2.
"Islands in the Stream" performed by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers.
Today, there are several artists that have revisited old '80s songs to revisit. Which one of these remakes are your favorite?
I only listen to original material by artists.
"It's My Life" by Gwen Stefani.
"Land of Confusion" by Disturbed.
"I Hate Myself for Loving You" by Halestorm.

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