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About This Quiz
"All In The Family" was one of the most groundbreaking shows on television; people say it was ahead of its time. Which family member is most like you?
How would you describe yourself politically?
I'm conservative.
I don't follow politics.
I'm moderate.
I'm liberal.
Was "The Jeffersons" a good show?
No, it was awful.
I guess it wasn't that good.
It was pretty good.
It was great.
Do you like a good argument?
Yeah, I love them.
No, they stress me out.
I don't like them much.
I can get into them from time to time.
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What do you think of hippies?
I can't stand them.
I don't think I know any.
They are pretty cool.
I am one.
Have you ever been to Queens?
Yeah, it is awesome.
No, but it sounds interesting.
Yeah, it is a dump.
No, but it sounds boring.
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How much would you pay for your favorite beer at a bar?
Three dollars or less.
Between four and five dollars.
Six dollars.
Seven dollars or more.
Do you like to clean?
Are you kidding? I never clean.
I do: it makes me feel satisfied.
Maybe a little.
Not much.
Who wears the pants in your relationship?
I do.
My partner does.
It is about even.
I do, but just barely.
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Where would you go out on a Friday night?
The local bar.
A family restaurant.
A chain restaurant.
A farm to table restaurant.
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Do you get mad watching the news?
Extremely.
I don't watch the news.
Not really.
Yes, but I keep it under control.
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Would you ever join a protest march?
No way.
Only if someone I liked asked me to go with them.
Sure I would.
Yes, and I have many times.
When was the last time you made dinner for a group of people?
Last year.
Last night.
A few days ago.
A few weeks ago.
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Which politician would you consider voting for?
John McCain.
Ronald Reagan.
Hilary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders.
Do you like things to change or stay the same?
Stay the same.
Stay the same, but things could always be better.
I like some change.
I like radical change.
Would you make a good social worker?
No way.
Maybe, but it would be hard not to get too involved.
I think I would.
I would for sure.
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What might you say?
"Stifle yourself."
"You're home!"
"Is that all you think about? Dinner?"
"Gloria said I ruined her life."
Do you believe in violence to solve problems?
Well yeah, of course.
As long as I am not the one doing it.
Only as a last resort.
No, not ever.
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You are stuck in a traffic jam, what do you do?
Lay on the horn.
Knit.
Check out my phone.
Take a nap.
Do you often get in family fights at holidays?
Sure, all the time.
No, not ever.
Sometimes.
Often, but not always.
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What is your role in your family?
I am the head of the house.
I am the caregiver.
I am the invisible one.
I am the black sheep.
Do you have a chair that only you sit in?
Yeah, doesn't everyone?
No, but someone else I live with does.
No, I don't get why someone would do that.
No, I sit anywhere I want.
What would you get to eat at a baseball game?
A hot dog.
Nothing, I would just have water.
Fries.
Pizza.
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