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About This Quiz
"American Pie" is a hilarious romp through the lives of sex-crazed - and starved - teenagers who will do almost anything to have sex. Do you want to know which crazy "American Pie" character you are? Take this quiz and find out.
What was your goal in high school?
To get good grades.
To be popular.
To be an amazing athlete.
To graduate.
What is your favorite kind of movie?
Romance.
Anything by National Lampoon..
Documentary.
Sports-related.
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What were your plans after high school?
To get married and have kids.
To be a stand-up comedian.
To go to college and get a high-paying job.
To be a professional athlete.
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Are you comfortable asking someone out on a date?
Yeppers.
When I am interested in the person.
Not at all.
Only in the right situation.
How do you react if your crush asks you out on a date?
Become seductive.
Get goofy.
Get super nervous.
Say, "cool," and bob your head a lot.
What does prom mean to you?
A place to find a date.
A place to pull an epic prank.
Something I might skip.
Just a fun night.
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Would you date someone who is 30-plus years your senior?
Yes.
Ick.
I guess if I were desperate.
Probably not.
What is the sexiest thing about dating someone older than you?
Experience.
Nothing.
Comfort.
I guess it could make me feel good that someone that old wants me.
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Which of these extracurricular activities do you enjoy?
Billiards.
Pranking people.
Playing an instrument.
Playing any sport.
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Are you afraid of embarrassing yourself?
No, I have thick skin.
No, I shed my embarrassment a long time ago.
Constantly.
Depends what it is.
Would you ever streak your school?
No, but I have plenty of friends who would.
I have been streaking since I was a toddler.
Not a chance.
Maybe. Depends what I get out of it.
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Do you ever annoy people?
Maybe when their husbands look at me.
When am I not annoying someone?
Maybe, I'm not sure. Have you heard something?
I don't think so.
How easily are you embarrassed?
Not very easily.
I don't think it can happen.
Pretty much anything will embarrass me.
I think I have thick skin, but I have been embarrassed.
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Are you close with your parents?
Yeah, but I don't talk to them much.
Well, we get along, but annoy each other.
Yes, I'm very close to my parents.
We don't like talk or anything. But we are respectful.
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What first impression do you give people?
That I am aggressive.
That I'm a jerk.
That I am quiet.
That I am cool.
How accurate is someone's first impression of you?
Very accurate.
It's accurate enough.
Not as accurate as I'd like.
I have a lot more to offer than my first impression.
What don't people realize about you when they meet you?
I am a parent.
I have feelings.
I'm not as quiet as you'd think.
I'm sensitive.
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What do you enjoy most about school?
Friends.
I'm surrounded by people.
It's a good place to meet girls.
Organized sports.
How could someone pick a nickname for you?
By my behavior.
From a prank that went wrong.
Something I say.
A play on my name.
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