Which "Anchorman" Newscaster are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "Anchorman" Newscaster are You?
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About This Quiz

Anchorman was one of the funniest, and most popular, movies of recent years. Much of that was because of all the amazing characters in the newsroom. Which one are you?
What would you be most likely to say?
“I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”
“I’ll have a Manhattan. And kick the vermouth to the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.”
"60 percent of the time it works every time."
” There were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
Who are you in your crew?
The leader of course.
The smart one.
The one that hooks up the most.
The one that doesn't fit in.
How is your hair?
Great Odin's Raven, it looks great!
Oh, you think it looks pretty good today.
Fabulous as always.
Why do you ask?

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What do you think about the most when you aren't working?
You, of course.
How you can better myself.
Chicks.
You look out your window a lot.
Which of these 80s bands is your favorite?
Huey Lewis and the News.
Blondie.
Wham!
Night Ranger.
Why are you valuable at work?
You are the best at what you do.
You work hard and want to learn.
You get things cookin'.
You like the weather.

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Why do people like you?
Well, isn't that obvious?
You are a nice and honest person.
You're the stylish one of the group.
You like to eat ice cream and you really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
Are you a big deal?
Kind of yes.
Well, no you wouldn't say that.
You don't know, you will have to ask the lady you went out with last night.
Sorry, who is this?
What is your kryptonite?
Teleprompters.
Guys with mustaches.
Ladies of course.
Ice cream.

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When you have too many drinks, what do you do?
Act even more charming than usual.
Go home.
Try and hook up with the ladies.
Attack someone with a trident.
What do you care about most?
Your dog.
Your job.
Your lady friends.
Your lamp.
How do you flirt?
You don't need to flirt: you act like yourself.
You make eye contact and show interest in what people are saying.
You put on a ton of cologne.
You talk about the weather.

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What's for lunch?
Prime rib and a baked potato.
A salad with grilled chicken.
Cheeseburger and curly fries.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Who has the best hair out of all the characters on Anchorman?
Ron Burgundy.
Veronica Corningstone.
Brian Fantana.
Ice cream.
What would you say about an animal?
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
They can be very distracting. Okay, so when you get to the pet shop...
You tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Loud noises.

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Which movie is your favorite?
Zoolander.
Erin Brockovich.
Boogie Nights.
Transformers.
How do you pull off an office romance?
Attack them verbally, and then physically, in front of everyone.
You try not to do those, but if you do you try and keep your self respect.
Just keep it on the down low.
You don't have relationships with your office.
How can someone make you mad?
By making fun of your hair.
By talking down to you.
By insulting your pick up game.
By teasing your friends.

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What weapon would you use in a street fight?
A wooden club.
You don't engage in street fights.
A gun.
A grenade.
How do you feel when someone new joins your work team?
Here comes someone looking for your job.
Cool, someone new to learn from and talk to.
Cool, someone new to try and hook up with.
Who is that new person, and why are they here?
Which comedian is your favorite?
Adam Sandler.
Amy Schumer.
Andrew Dice Clay.
Carrot Top.

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Which rapper is your favorite?
Kanye West.
Tribe Called Quest.
Mackelmore.
Biz Markie.
What do you do at a party?
Whatever you want, the party revolves around you.
You try to meet new people.
Try and hook up.
Stand in a corner.
What is your favorite drink?
Scotch.
White Wine.
Margarita.
Milk.

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What kind of movie do you like?
Drama.
Romance.
Action.
Animated features.
What is your favorite color?
Burgundy.
Pink.
Blue.
White.
What kind of product would you make if you could?
Men's suits.
Women's accessories.
Cologne.
Furniture.

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Do you have names for your fists?
Of course, doesn't everyone?
No, that would be odd.
No, should you?
The question scares you.
What instrument would you like to learn to play?
Flute.
Piano.
Guitar.
Drums.
What does TV news mean to America?
It is the single most important thing that Americans have.
It is a good way to find out what is going on in the world.
It is a good place to get a job.
It helps you know the weather.

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