Which ancient disease will kill you? Quiz

By: Ashley D
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which ancient disease will kill you? Quiz
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About This Quiz

Have you ever wondered how you're going to die? It all depends on what you do...
Pick a hobby.
Watching TV.
Playing with animals.
Crafting.
Fixing cars.
How many siblings do you have?
Single child.
1-3
4+.
TOO MANY!
How old are you?
20 or younger.
21-35
36-42
43+

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Pick a catchphrase:
"You got it dude!"
"No soup for you."
"Bazinga!"
"How you doin'?"
Pick your favorite fast food.
Sushi.
Burgers.
Pizza.
Fried chicken.
Which of these bad habits do you participate in?
Smoking.
Not washing your hands after using the bathroom.
Excessive drinking.
Picking your nose.

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Do you fear the future?
Who wouldn't?
Yes.
No.
Why would I?
Which best describes your view of death?
Death is scary! What the heck happens to you after?
It's no big deal, it happens.
I don't think about it much.
It stinks - I don't want to miss out on what will happen in the future.
Which of these undead creatures would you most like to be?
Poltergeist.
Ghoul.
Zombie.
Mummy.
Vampire.

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Do you trust your friends?
No. If I turn my back on them, I'll get pranked for sure.
Yes, definitely!
I'd like to think so, but who knows.
It's me they shouldn't trust...MaHaHaHa.
Finish this sentence: Life is short...
way too short.
and then you die.
enjoy each day like it's your last.
and it stinks.
If you were to die right now, what would be your last thought?
I could totally freak them out if I just yelled Boo right now!
Ah crap, this is inconvenient...
Wait, I'm not ready yet!
Ouch!

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What's your relationship status?
Single.
Taken.
It's complicated.
Which of these makes your skin crawl?
Watching a movie, knowing someone is going to pop out of the shadows and scare you.
Being stuck in a tight, enclosed space.
Not showering for days on end.
Using a gross public restroom.
If you could choose how you would die, you would choose...
Something quick and painless.
Dying doing something I love.
Dying doing something to help my family.
Going out in a blaze of glory!

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What describes your level of activity?
Inactive, sedentary--I'm a couch potato.
Moderate--I enjoy a walk or other light exercise.
Vigorous--I consider myself an athlete.
How much time do you spend sitting every day?
0-2 hours.
3-5 hours.
6-10 hours.
10+ hours.
What will your grave stone say?
"I told you I was sick!"
"Rest in peace"
"The best has yet to come"
"Return to sender"

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Pick a final meal:
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Steak
A Happy Meal!
Pizza
If you knew you would die today what would you do?
Say something witty on twitter.
Read a book and act like it was any other day.
Tinder.
Go to a theme park.
What do you want done with your body?
Cremated and left on someone's shelf.
Buried, dressed in my best..
Cremated and sprinkled all over the world.

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What happens after you die?
Probably nothing.
Reincarnation.
Heaven.
Hell.
Do you have a steady job?
Yes.
No.
I am working on it!
How healthy are you REALLY?
Honestly I am about to die NOW.
Strong as a horse!
I am pretty healthy.
I have no idea.

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Do you feel content with what you have accomplished in life?
Yup!
Not really, I could have done more.
No, I haven't even started living yet.

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