Which Andy Griffith Show Character Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Andy Griffith Show Character Are You?
Image: CBS

About This Quiz

"The Andy Griffith Show" is one of those things that everyone likes, at least a little, and if people tell you they don't, they are either lying to you, or there is something wrong with them. It is just that simple. 

The show was shot in the 60s, but its vibe is much earlier than that. The whole thing evokes a period that has gone by and will never be seen again. The show is set in a fictional town called Mayberry and features Andy, who is a widowed sheriff with a young son named Opie, they live with Andy's Spinster aunt and housekeeper, Aunt Bee. Andy has a deputy named Barney Fife, who means well but makes a mess out of things most of the time. The town also has a bunch of regular characters who appear on the show.

If you were to live in the town of Mayberry and appear on "The Andy Griffith Show," who would you be? There are a lot of characters to choose from, and unlike today, all of them are super nice or at least try to be. Take this quiz to find out, let's hope for all our sakes that you don't get Goober.

Are you dating someone?
No, I am not over my ex.
It's complicated.
Nope
I have a significant other.
Would you make a good police officer?
I would be amazing at it.
Kind of
I don't think so.
No way
Would you like to work with family members?
I wouldn't mind.
I would love it!
Maybe
I would hate that.

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Are you kind of gullible?
Not at all
Maybe a little
Not really
How would I know?
Do you like small towns?
I love them.
I like them.
No, there is nothing to do.
Depends on my mood.
What would you be doing on a Saturday afternoon?
Hanging with my kids.
Going on a date.
Doing chores.
Getting loaded.

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Do you like Gomer Pyle?
He is pretty cool.
He is okay.
I like everyone.
Who?
Have you ever been arrested?
No way! I would never break the law.
No, I am too afraid to break the law.
No, I don't get out much.
Yep.
Would you be good at running your own restaurant?
Maybe
I don't think so.
Of course!
I would be awful at it.

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What movie would you like to see?
"One False Move"
"The Ghost and Mr. Chicken"
"The Housekeeper"
"Barfly"
What might you have for dinner?
Leg of lamb
Fried chicken
Leftovers
A slice of pizza
What do you think of pickles?
I can't stand them.
I don't like them much.
I love them.
Ehh, who cares?

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How hardworking are you?
Very hardworking
Kind of hard working
I work harder than most.
I don't work hard at all.
What would you be doing on a fishing trip?
Fishing, of course
Daydreaming
Complaining
Taking a nap
How often do you drink?
Once a week
Once a month
I don't drink.
Lots

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How would your friends describe you?
Thoughtful
Eager
Caring
Wild
Would you be a good parent?
I am a good parent.
I would do my best.
Very much so
Nope
What would be a good job for you?
Salesperson
Security guard
Cook
Bartender

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Where would you hang out?
A family restaurant
A sports bar
A tea room
A dive bar
When was the last you had a brutal hangover?
Years ago
A few months ago
Never
Do you mean this week?
How zen are you?
Totally
Not at all
Not very
I have my moments.

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What sport would be your favorite?
Football
Baseball
I don't play sports.
Basketball
How often do you get angry?
Not very often
Pretty often
Often
Almost never
Do you like to drive fast?
No, I keep it mellow.
Sure, who doesn't?
No, I drive very slow.
I don't have my license.

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Are you used to having a lot of responsibilities?
Yes, and I like that.
Yes, but it makes me nervous.
Yes, mostly around the home.
Nope
How do you deal with bullies?
Stand up to them
Run
Yell at them
Ignore them
Are you a good singer?
For sure
Nope
I am okay.
Hmm, I don't think I ever sing.

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How is your hair?
On point
Not that great
Pretty solid
I don't know, do you have a mirror?
Do you like to gossip?
Not at all
I love it!
Umm, sometimes
Not really
When do you get up on a Sunday?
8
10
6
Noon.

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