Which Animal Will You Be in Your Next Life?

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About This Quiz

While we can often enjoy life as a human, it's certainly true that it can be higher pressure or more annoying than some animals' lives. Based on your personality and deeds, which animal life might you be living in the next 100 years?

How dominant are you?

Very

Not at all

I can be when I'm protecting those I love.

I can't be bothered to be.

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Do you love to cuddle?

Only with those who are closest to me

Nope

Yes, except with bad people

Only on my terms

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Do you protect your personal space?

Heck yeah

Yes, and my family's

From baddies, yes

When I feel like it

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Do your hormones rule your life?

Nope

Sure do

Only rarely

A lot, yes

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How loyal are you?

Mostly

Extremely

To death

I'm not.

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How hard do you like to work?

I work hard and relax harder.

I work 80 hours a week; I can take it.

I work until I drop.

I do the minimum.

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How cute are you?

When I was a baby, I was super cute.

I can be if you get close up.

I am literally the cutest thing in the world.

Only when I do cute things.

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What weather do you like?

Cold

Sunny please, so the flowers grow

I'm easy, anything suits me.

Dry

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What terrain do you like?

Mountains and rivers

Wildflower meadows

Woods and fields

Urban

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Do you work well in a team?

Not usually

Absolutely

Yes, if we know each other.

Nope

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Do you have a good sense of humor?

Not really

Sometimes

Totally

Absolutely not

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Would you kill for your family?

Yes, I'd love to.

Yes, and die in the process.

Yes, if I must.

Nope

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Do you consider yourself ornery?

Yes

If provoked

Nope

Yes, and proud of it

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Do you work well in an urban setting?

From time to time only

No, it's death to me.

I can.

Yes, please!

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How do you feel about organic farming?

I am against it because it takes up more landmass, and I care too much about habitat loss.

I love it!

I'm into it.

I don't care.

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How omnivorous are you?

I prefer meat.

Not at all

Only to be polite

I eat all sorts of things.

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Do people fear you?

Yes, justifiably

Yes, unjustifiably

Only if they are ridiculous

No, but I wish they did

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How monogamous are you?

Entirely

Not a bit

Somewhat

I don't believe in such things.

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How fastidious are you?

A little

Somewhat

Actively not

Extremely

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Do you love to dance?

Oh yeah!

In my way, sometimes

With other people, yes

Absolutely not

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Do you ever wish you could fly?

A little, yes

I love to fly!

No, that's scary.

I don't think that would be fun.

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How adaptable are you?

Not really

Not at all

Very

Somewhat

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How much exercise do you need?

A fairly decent amount

As much as it takes

So, so much

As little as I can get away with

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Are you kind to others?

Only my family

Yes, in my way

Yes, to a fault

Only when it suits me

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Do you love to nap?

I don't nap: I binge sleep.

I know it is good for me.

Yes, very much.

I adore it.

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How flexible are you physically?

Not very

A little

I am agile more than flexible.

Extremely

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What are flowers for?

Nothing

They are life!

Sniffing

Eating

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Are you one of those people who just seems to get away with things you possibly shouldn't?

No, I get away with exactly what I should, but not more.

No, it's not fair.

Only rarely

Heck yeah

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How stylish are you?

I have a look, it's mine, and I dig it.

I am eccentrically so.

Not very, and I am OK with that.

Supremely

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Are you an endless fount of all that is good and pure and cuddly?

I look it, but I'm not.

Not really

Oh, yes

I could be, but I choose not to be.

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