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What kind of people do you collect?
Fun ones.
Lazy people.
Cool and casual people I can talk to.
Spirited and friendly people.
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What is your financial situation?
Poor as an alley dog.
I live comfortably.
I do alright. I have a job and...well, I have a job.
I practically live in a castle.
Are you easily jealous?
Oh yeah. Watch it.
Only if my needs aren't met.
Nah.
Not really, but I suppose it can happen.
Do you love animals?
Yep!
Not at all.
If it will help me pick up girls then yeah.
Sure. Animals are cute.
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What is one thing in your life that seems out of control?
My love of food.
People stalking me.
My love life.
The drama with all my friends.
How well do you handle stress?
I take it in stride.
I freak out.
I just go home and try to de-stress.
I don't have much stress.
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If something in your life is out of control what do you do?
Try to find a solution.
Try to shove it out of my mind.
Let destiny take its course.
Work with someone to relieve the stress.
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Do you tend to be paranoid?
I don't even know what that is.
Wait. Why are you asking?
Nah.
A little, but if you were me, you would be paranoid too.
How do you believe you find love?
Love finds me.
I don't need love.
By tipping the scales and looking for it myself.
I act on instinct.
Can you change your destiny?
I hope so, but never tried.
Who cares about destiny? Who is feeding me now?
I try all the time.
I think so, but then does that mean you have a new destiny?
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Do you think you can love someone without meeting the person face-to-face?
No idea.
Umm, no.
Yes.
Do you mean like a celebrity?
How do you tempt fate?
By just living my life.
By making impulsive decisions.
By going after my needs.
I don't know how you would even start to tempt fate.
How do you respond to failure?
I keep trying.
I go nuts.
I ponder my actions.
I look for a new solution
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Is it okay to quit when you don't reach your goal as fast as you want?
No?
Yes.
Maybe, but I have a hard time quitting.
Nope. Keep moving forward.
Are there any movies that remind you of your life?
"Beethoven."
"Casablanca."
"Serendipity."
"Frozen."
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What do you enjoy about animated short films?
They have good reminders to keep trying.
They are funny.
They are relevant to life.
I like a short and fun story.
Do you enjoy fixing other people's problems?
I don't even notice other people's problems.
No thanks. My problems are fine for me.
I like to help, but seriously I have this deadline I need to get to.
Love fixing problems!
Do you let other people help you with your problems?
All the time.
I don't think they could comprehend my problems.
No, I take it on my own.
Eventually.
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Are you needy?
Well, I need food and like ten minutes ago.
The neediest.
I only need love.
No. I like to take care of myself.
How do you respond if someone won't let you help them?
Let them deal with their problem.
Why would I want to help them?
Stand by in case they need me.
Relentlessly try to help.
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What kind of weather do you prefer?
Warm.
Comfortable.
A breezy fall day.
Cold. Like seriously, really cold.
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