Which Big Lebowski Character are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Big Lebowski Character are You?
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About This Quiz

While "The Big Lebowski" is not the most popular movie of all time, it has become a cult classic. The people that love this amazing Coen brothers movie love it a lot. Which character are you?
Do you care much about personal possessions?
Not really, man.
Yes, what's mine is mine.
Sure, doesn't everyone?
Personal possessions are meaningless.
What is the most important thing in your home?
My rug really pulls the room together.
My gun collection.
My artwork.
No possession is important.
What do you think of National Socialism?
I don't care about stuff like that.
At least it is an ethos.
It is oppressive to women.
Its philosophy is meaningless.

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How would you describe yourself?
I'm a thinker.
I'm a fighter.
I'm a lover.
I'm nothing.
What would you drink?
A White Russian.
Beer.
A glass of white wine.
Water.
What do you call having sex?
I just call it having sex.
Doing it.
Coitus.
Putting off oblivion.

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What do you think of the police?
They are cool as long as they don't leave me alone.
I hate them.
I don't have an opinion one way or the other.
They are useless.
What do you think of Creedence Clearwater Revival?
Best band ever.
They are pretty cool.
I don't like them much.
Who?
Do you like The Eagles?
I hate them.
Not much.
Sure, they are great.
Who?

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How do you get something you want that someone else has?
I talk them out of it.
I forcibly take it from them.
I seduce them.
I want nothing.
Do your friends say you have an anger problem?
No man, not at all.
Yes, I do get pretty angry sometimes.
Maybe a little.
Anger is pointless.
How long does it take you to get over a breakup?
Maybe a couple of days.
Years.
I would get over it right away.
Relationships are meaningless.

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What would you do if someone punched you?
I would just wonder why they did it, so not cool.
I would punch them back.
I would scream at them.
Nothing. Who cares?
What kind of book would you read?
A western.
A spy novel.
Erotica.
Philosophy.
How do you feel most comfortable?
All alone.
With some close friends.
With a lover.
I never feel comfortable.

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How patient are you when people talk about things they don't know anything about?
I don't mind it.
It drives me crazy.
It irritates me, but I pretend it doesn't.
None of us know anything about anything.
What was your favorite class in school?
English.
Military History.
Art.
Philosophy.
What do you wear if you have to run out to the store at night?
A bathrobe.
Sweatpants.
I would put nice clothes on to go back out.
Something black.

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What do you want out of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Someone that lets me be who I am.
Someone who understands me.
Someone who is good in bed.
Someone who gets that our relationship is meaningless.
Do you like to bowl?
Yeah, man.
Every good American bowls.
Not really.
Bowling is pointless.
How important are the rules?
Not really important.
The most important thing of all.
Kind of important.
Not important at all.

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Do you often not know what day it is?
I hardly ever know what day it is.
I always know what day it is.
Sometimes I forget it is the weekend.
Days mean nothing.
Would you want to be called "The Dude"?
Well yeah man, who wouldn't?
No, that would make me mad.
No, that would be silly.
I don't care what people call me.
Do your friends describe you as lazy?
Oh yeah.
Not ever.
No, but they do say I am a free spirit.
I don't care what my friends think of me.

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Do your friends ever tell you that you are living in the past?
No, I stay right in the moment.
Yes! And they are right!
No, I tend to think ahead.
Time does not exist.
What do you do for fun?
Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.
I bowl, hang out with my ex, start trouble.
I create art, do my own thing, have romantic hookups.
Whatever I want.
How calm are you normally?
Oh man, I am totally calm most of the time.
Calmer than you.
I get a little stressed out sometimes.
There is no reason to worry about anything ever.

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How did your meeting go?
Fine, I can take any rug in the house.
Meetings are a waste of time, it is time for action.
I find meetings boring.
I never go to meetings.
How important is the bowling tournament?
Not that important.
Extremely important.
I don't bowl.
No tournament is important.
What is your father's weakness?
He has too many to list.
A quick temper.
Vanity.
He is religious.

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