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You are a master at lowbrow, everyday life comedy! Your friends think you are a hilarious person that they know to be around. If you were to work in comedy, which blue collar comedian would you be?
Do your friends think you are funny?
I have heard that I should do stand up.
My friends think I'm crass.
My friends think I'm hilarious.
My friends think I'm funny, but my wife does not.
Which Jeff Foxworthy joke do you like most? "You might be a redneck if ..."
"...you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
"birds are attracted to your beard."
"you pick your teeth from a catalog."
"you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle."
Which of the Blue Collar Comedians would you like to have a drink with?
Ron White.
Jeff Foxworthy.
Bill Engvall.
Larry the Cable Guy.
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Which of your family members could you base a comedy act on?
My mom.
My brother.
My uncle.
My spouse.
What southern food would you most like to try?
Chow-chow.
Tater salad.
Collard greens.
Black-eyed peas.
Which female comedian do you think is funniest?
Amy Schumer.
Sarah Sivlerman.
Roseanne Barr.
Gilda Radner.
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What would you name your comedy tour?
I Get Funnier With Every Beer.
Don't Tell My Mom.
Tractor Riding Brides.
Classless.
Which Bill Engvall joke do you like most?
"I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life. God, I would be drunk with power."
"That's why dogs are man's best friend. Guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got me."
"I love being fifty. Fifty is a very cool age. But it does come with some responsibilities. Like fifty-year-old guys can't go out with really young girls anymore."
"I've passed kidney stones faster than driving behind a school bus."
Which of the Blue Collar Comedians do you think is the smartest?
Jeff Foxworthy.
Ron White.
Larry the Cable Guy.
Bill Engvall.
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Finish the following sentence with the funniest option: "I'm so hungry I could eat ..."
"...a poo fried sandwich."
"...a whole bottle of whiskey."
"...everything in my neighbor's fridge. Don't tell them it was me."
"...the crow my ex wants me to eat."
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Who is your favorite current SNL member?
Melissa McCarthy.
Kate McKinnon.
Kenan Thompson.
Beck Bennet.
What type of comedies do you watch most often?
Stand-up specials.
Romantic comedies.
Skit comedies.
Sitcoms.
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Which Ron White quote do you like most?
"I've got a great cigar collection: it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em."
"I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game."
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability."
"You can't fix stupid."
Do you think you could do a stand up act?
I would have to practice a lot.
I can do anything after enough whiskey.
I'm not sure, but it would be fun to try.
No, I would get stage fright.
Which television star do you think is funniest?
Ellen Degeneres.
Sophia Vergara.
Tim Allen.
John Goodman.
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Which late night talk show host do you find hilarious?
Stephen Colbert.
Conan O'Brien.
David Letterman.
Johnny Carson.
What kind of jokes do you usually find the funniest?
Fart jokes.
Poop jokes.
Sex jokes.
Knock, Knock jokes.
Which Las Vegas comedy show would you like to catch?
George Lopez.
"Menopause: the Musical."
Wayne Brady.
"Mac King Magic Comedy Show."
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Why do you think kids are so funny?
Kids don't have filters.
Kids are brutally honest.
Kids are just learning.
Kids can say things adults can't say.
Which actress do you think is funniest?
Julia Roberts.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Jennifer Lopez.
Sandra Bullock.
Which of the Blue Collar Comedians would you want to bring to family dinner?
Ron White.
Jeff Foxworthy.
Bill Engvall.
Larry the Cable Guy.
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Which movie with Larry the Cable Guy do you like most?
"Cars."
"Witless Protection."
"Delta Farce."
"Jingle All the Way."
Do others get your jokes?
Sometimes.
Yes, everyone thinks I'm hilarious.
No, they look at me like I'm an alien.
No, they think I'm mean.
Which British comedian do you think is the funniest?
John Cleese.
Ricky Gervais.
John Oliver.
Billy Connolly.
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Which sitcom do you like most?
"Married with Children."
"Modern Family."
"Life in Pieces."
"That '70s Show."
Which of the Blue Collar Comedians do you think is the best writer?
Larry the Cable Guy.
Bill Egvall.
Jeff Foxworthy.
Ron White.
Which Jeff Foxworthy television show do you like most?
"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
"The American Bible Challenge."
"The American Baking Competition."
"Blue Collar TV."
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