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How do you wear your hair?
I like a clean cut.
I prefer to keep things all natural.
I either wear it up or straight down.
I like the bed head look.
How do you feel about monogamy?
Ugh, it's the worst. So damaging.
I prefer monogamy, but I can see the appeal in more open relationships.
I don't understand.
I want to be in a committed relationship with one person, so monogamy is my thing.
Do you like to cook?
No.
I don't mind it, but I like to eat what I cook even more.
Why cook when I can mooch off of others?
Sure, cooking can be fun.
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Could you survive without air conditioning?
Maybe for like 30 minutes at a time, but I'd need air conditioning breaks.
Yes, but the swamp a** struggle would be real.
Yes, temperature doesn't bother me.
Why would I ever not have air conditioning? I'd just get myself some air conditioning.
Are you good at remembering your friends' birthdays?
No, I can barely remember my own birthday.
Yes, and I usually try to do something special for the occasion.
I don't really care about that sort of thing.
Yes, of course, I remember my friends' birthdays! I mean, I feel like that's what a good friend does.
Do you have a blog?
No.
No, but I follow a lot of blogs.
Kind of, but I don't keep up with it.
Yes, I keep a professional blog.
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How do you feel about secret handshakes?
They are annoying.
They're the coolest.
I wish I had one.
They're kinda awesome.
What's your favorite store?
I don't buy new.
Bed Bath and Beyond.
I like GameStop.
It's too hard to choose.
How often do you use Craigslist?
All the time.
As often as necessary.
Occasionally.
It's been awhile.
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Do you have any pets?
Kittens.
I have or want to have a dog.
No.
I love animals, but I unfortunately don't have time to properly care for one.
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Which guest star was your favorite?
The Kween herself, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Seth Rogen.
Vanessa Williams.
Cynthia Nixon.
Would you ever pose as a nude model for an art class?
Sure, why not? Especially if it's a paid gig.
No, but I'd like to take that art class.
Probably not.
No.
Do you like to play video games?
Video games aren't usually my thing.
No.
Yes, I love playing video games.
Sure, video games are fun.
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Have you ever hallucinated?
Oh, yes. many times.
Yes, it was a crazy experience.
Kind of, but just for a second.
No.
How would you react to catching someone attempting to steal your chained up bike?
I'd hiss and jump towards the would-be thief.
I'm not sure. I'd probably yell something at them.
I don't have a bike.
I'd run at them.
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Who would you call for sex advice?
Ilana.
I'd consult Google.
Abbi.
I'm not sure. I prefer to learn from experience.
Are you grossed out by other people's pubes?
No, it's just hair.
I used to be, but I got over it.
Ehh, they're kinda gross.
Yes.
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Do you have a best friend?
Yes, and they are ah-maze-ing.
More like best friend forever.
No.
I have a few close friends.
How do you handle high pressure situations?
I'm usually oblivious to the pressure of a situation.
I don't know how to deal with them.
I break.
It depends. I'm extremely competitive.
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Would you trust Ilana to take care of you after having your wisdom teeth removed?
No way.
Absolutely.
Sure, how hard could it be?
That's probably not the best idea.
Do you have a drunk alter ego?
No, but I wish I did.
Yes, but I don't remember what I'm like.
I don't drink much.
No.
Have you ever struggled with FOMO (the fear of missing out)?
Yes, but I'm working through it.
Not really.
No.
Maybe, but not in any serious sense.
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Would you eat your roommate's food without asking permission?
I don't have a roommate.
Yes.
No. That is so rude.
Probably, but maybe not intentionally.
How do you feel about your current job?
I move between gigs pretty quick.
I feel hopeful about my future there.
I'm unemployed.
I love it!
Do you enjoy wearing wigs?
I have a great wig face.
I enjoy going undercover and having to wear costumes which include wigs.
No.
Wigs are hilarious.
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