Which Cable Channel Fits Your Personality?

By: Bri O.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Cable Channel Fits Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to cable channels, it can be hard to figure out where to start flipping through. Next time, skip the surfing and jump right to the channel that best matches your personality. Play on to find out your match!
When you're having trouble sleeping, what kind of TV show would you rather watch?
A suspenseful TV drama.
A comedy skit show.
A documentary about the wildlife of Borneo.
An old football or basketball game rerun.
Of the below, which TV show is your favorite?
"The Voice."
"Broad City."
"Animal Cops."
"SportsCenter."
Which celebrity you find to be most relatable?
Tina Fey.
Stephen Colbert.
Jeremy Wade.
Lindsay Czarniak.

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Which TV station's slogan is your favorite?
"Share the Moment."
I'm not a fan of slogans.
"Surprisingly Human."
"The Worldwide Leader in Sports."
Do you enjoy crime dramas?
They're one of my favorites.
As long as there's some comedic aspect to them, sure.
Kinda, but only when it comes to certain types of crimes.
Not at all.
You're having a lazy day, which network do you flip to first?
NBC, ABC, or a similar network.
Comedy Central.
Animal Planet.
ESPN.

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Are you willing to pay extra for premium cable channels?
No.
There are few channels worth paying for.
It depends on how much extra.
Yes.
Do you like to watch cartoons?
Sure, cartoons are entertaining.
Sometimes.
Not usually.
No.
Do you enjoy watching golf?
I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I don't mind.
Not at all.
I can watch for a few holes.
Yes!

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Are you an animal lover?
Kind of, it depends on the animal.
I love animals an average amount.
Yes!
Not really.
How should a good TV show make you feel?
Disturbed.
Happy.
Intrigued.
Pumped up.
What kind of TV genre do you like the most?
Drama.
Comedy.
Documentary.
Action.

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Do you have a hard time following slow scenes?
It depends on how important the scene is.
I prefer to watch shows that don't require much brain power or attention to keep up with.
No.
Yes.
What kind of shows do you prefer?
The kind that leave you on the edge of your seat.
The kind that make you laugh.
The kind that teach you something.
The kind that entertain you.
How long is the ideal TV show length?
Longer than 30 minutes.
Less than 30 minutes.
Around 30 minutes.
With or without commercials?

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What is one word that you'd use to describe yourself?
Serious.
Funny.
Nerdy.
Athletic.
If you could create your own cable channel, what would one aspect would you incorporate?
Offer a wide variety of programming genres.
Be hilarious 24/7, 365.
Have an overall theme with many subgenres.
Focus mainly on a niche genre or interest.
How do you prefer to watch your favorite shows?
By myself in a dark room with no interruptions or distractions.
With my partner/best friend/roommate.
It doesn't matter much to me.
With a bunch of my friends and loved ones.

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When's the best time to watch TV?
At night.
Anytime is the best time.
During the morning hours.
On game days.
How do you spend your Saturday nights?
Watching "Saturday Night Live."
I usually stay in with friends or by myself.
It depends on the week I've had.
I'm usually out with friends.
Do you have any pets?
No, but I have kids.
No, but someday I will.
Yes.
No.

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How often do you watch TV?
A few times a week.
Daily.
I don't have much time for TV, so I fit it in where I can.
Weekly.
Do you watch the news?
Yes.
Does "The Colbert Report" count?
No.
Sometimes.
Where would you rather be?
I have no preference.
Wherever the moment takes me.
Outside, surrounded by wildlife.
Inside, surrounded by surround sound and flat screens.

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Do you like to cuddle while watching TV?
Watching TV is a solo activity.
Usually, but I like some space once every now and then.
Yes.
No.
How many regular weekly shows do you watch?
One or two.
Three or more.
I don't consistently watch any specific shows.
I watch whenever my favorite teams are playing. It varies by the week.
What's the best part about TV?
The drama.
The laughs.
Getting to learn something new.
The suspense.

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Which of the following best describes the current state of your bedroom?
It's clean enough.
It's an organized mess.
It's neat and tidy.
It's a complete disarray.
What type of device do you watch TV shows on?
I use a TV to watch TV.
I prefer to stream my shows on a tablet, computer, or phone.
If it works, it works. I'll use any old TV.
A smart flat screen TV.
Which color grouping do you want your channel's logo to be?
I want a multi-colored rainbow logo.
I want a grey and yellow logo.
I want a green and black logo.
I want a red and white logo.

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