Which Cartoon Dog Are You?

By: Ashley Duncan
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Cartoon Dog Are You?
Image: Cartoon Network

About This Quiz

Everyone knows that dogs are (hu)man's best friend. No bones about it! They're undeniably cute, fun to play with, loyal to a fault, good for your blood pressure (says science!) and genuinely just awesome to have around. Oh, they're also super good at fetch. How can you not like dogs? Some of the most well-known and ultimate good boys can be found in everyone's home. How, you might ask? In the form of cartoons!

If you enjoy pretending to be a variety of wild characters depending on your mood, then you're probably like Snoopy! (Or do we mean "Joe Cool?") If you live to eat and wait with bated breath for every new novelty snack to show up at your local market, you're more like Scooby-Doo.  If you want nothing more than to discuss Foucault's views on crime and punishment while sipping an espresso, you're clearly in tune with Brian from "Family Guy." If your friends and family constantly underestimate your intelligence, then you're probably most like Odie.

Take this quiz to find out which animated four-legged friend is most similar to you!

What would you rather play?
Fetch
Tug-o-war
Dead
I'd rather read, thank you very much!
What color is your hair?
Black
Brown
Blonde
Red
If you were a dog, which of these would you be?
Golden retriever
Dalmation
Boxer
Boston terrier

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Are you lazy?
Always
Sometimes
Never
Usually
Are you smart?
I'm the smartest dog you'll ever meet.
I'm street smart.
I make up for my lack of smarts with personality.
I'm not unintelligent, just easily distracted.
Describe your home.
I live on the street.
I live in a nice house with a picket fence.
I live in the back of a van.
I roam.

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What do you do in your free time?
Read
Sleep
Chill with friends
Drink
What would you do if your BFF was in danger?
I'd watch them struggle.
I'd help them out.
I'd run away. Danger scares me.
I'd go for help.
Your weekend plans have been unexpectedly canceled. What do you do instead?
I'd drink martinis and discuss the complexities of avant-garde jazz.
I'd gather my friends and explore a haunted house.
I'd watch the clouds idly float by.
What plans?

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How would you describe your best friend?
A bit of a slacker with a kind heart
A criminal mastermind
Bad at sports
Lazy, but lovable
What is your dream job?
Engineer
Journalist
Detective
Other
You’re booking a holiday. Where do you go?
Transylvania
Italy
New York
Disneyland

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Which of the following best describes you?
Laid back
Loyal
Intelligent
Curious
Describe how you’re feeling right now.
Tipsy
Tired
Hungry
Confused
Pick a '90s TV show that you'd love to watch again.
"Sister, Sister"
"Boy Meets World"
"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
"All That"

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What is something you'd never do?
Let someone take advantage of me
Use incorrect grammar
Become vegetarian
Be pretentious
How would you describe your personal hair maintenance?
I just do what I have to do in order to look presentable.
I don't really do anything to it.
I spend hours getting ready every morning.
I just shaved it all off.
Your favorite TV shows are:
Sitcoms
Thrillers
Law and police dramas
Reality TV shows

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How would your friends describe you?
Stubborn
High maintenance
Energetic
Protective
A typical dinner for you consists of:
Fish ‘n’ chips
The vegetarian special
Grilled cheese
A hot dog
Which of the following are you more likely to drive?
Volkswagen Beetle
Pink Corvette
Mini Cooper
Jeep Wrangler

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What's your body like?
Average
All fluff
Lanky
Small and athletic
What would be the name of your memoir?
"Who, Me?"
"Just Friends: A Love Story"
"Running in Circles: An Exploration of the Futility of Life"
"Growing Without Roots"
What's your go-to dance move?
The wiggle
Booty droppin'
Grinding
The fist pump

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What's your remedy for too much partying?
A nice juicy steak
Hiding under the covers and crying
I just run it off.
Diner food
Which form of exercise do you prefer?
Hahahahaha
Running
Yoga
Cooking
What's your number one pet peeve?
When people take food off my plate
When people talk too much
When people are mean
When people ask bad questions

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Are you an indoor or outdoor dog?
Indoor
Outdoor
I don't like to be defined by walls.
A bit of both
Would you like to live with a family, or are you a one-person kind of dog?
I'd want a big family with lots of kids to play with!
I'd want a small, quiet family.
I'm a one-person dog.
I don't like people.
When you go for a car ride, what is your reaction?
Oh yeah!
Bugs in my fur? No thanks!
Please, no!
I mostly just sleep.

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