Which Cartoon Family Should You Have Over For Thanksgiving?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Cartoon Family Should You Have Over For Thanksgiving?
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About This Quiz

There are plenty of cartoon families out there, and among them is surely one that would be a great mix with your clan - or at least, dilute down your worst relatives. Which animated family will animate your holiday feast?
What are you serving?
Vitamin pills
Meat
Pheasant
Turkey
What's your budget for food?
$100
$250
$500
$150
What topics will you discuss?
Science
Sport
Art
Current events

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What will you argue about?
The threat of artificial intelligence
Everything
Whether we should be nicer
Our responsibility to society
What drink will there be?
Gatorade
Beer
Wine
Juice
What are you thankful for?
Technology
Family
Beauty
Decency

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How safe is your 'hood?
Entirely
Almost entirely
It's not.
It's a death trap.
Who is the worst relative coming over?
My aunt who hates modernity
My uncle who hates blue collar people
My cousin who only likes WASPs
My supervillain great aunt
Who will clean up?
Robots
Guests
Staff
All of us together

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What TV will you watch?
Whatever is beamed into our heads
Whatever is on
The TV will be on fireplace setting
A family movie
Will you acknowledge that Thanksgiving is a time of grieving for many people?
No
Definitely no
Of course
In passing, yes
How weird is your clan?
We're just a bunch of nerds.
We're painfully normal.
We're total freaks.
We're a special kind of special.

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What is the dress code?
Spacesuit
Casual
Formal
Regular clothes over your supersuit
What's your house like?
It floats in the air.
It's a regular suburban home.
It's a mansion.
It's a nice innocuous semi-detached.
Will you use store-bought cranberry sauce?
No, our robot will make it from scratch.
Yes, don't tell anyone.
No, our chef will make it.
No, our guests will bring it.

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Will you stick to your diet despite it being a holiday?
Yes, we can just take a pill after.
LOL no
I will eat all the fine things - in moderation.
We might lapse today.
Will you cater to vegetarians?
Yes, but it will taste like meat.
One or two, sure.
No, that's weird.
There are none coming.
What kind of car is on your driveway?
Flying
Camry
Limo
Mercedes

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What would you definitely NOT serve?
Hog roast
Tofu
Anything microwaved
A villain! LOL.
Who might pop by uninvited?
A Luddite
A missionary
A normie
A bad guy
Will you do a seating plan at dinner?
An algorithm will do it.
No, they wouldn't stick to it anyway.
Naturally.
No, we would not bother.

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What music will you put on?
Whatever the computer suggests
Pop
Classical
Musicals
Will you all gather round the piano together?
Yes, it will play itself.
No, we don't play.
Yes, we will take turns playing.
No, we have many skills but not singing.
Do you insist on good manners at your table?
Not really
Emphatically not
Naturally
We like them if we can get them.

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How far will your guests travel?
5,000 miles
20 miles
5 miles
150 miles
Do you have parking?
Yes, unlimited
Yes, 2 spots
Yes, 20 spots
Yes, on the street
Will your neighbors approve of your guests?
They won't meet.
Probably no
Definitely no
Yes, they should.

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Do you mind if your guests have to leave early?
Yes, they have plenty of time.
They won't as long as there's food.
They won't as long as we're entertaining them.
We understand.
Will you host a kid-friendly event?
Mostly
Naturally
No, but their kids can roll with grownups.
Their kids make their own entertainment.
How intellectual will things get?
Reasonably
Actively not at all
Extremely
Somewhat

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