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About This Quiz
At some time or another, we've all fantasized about what it would be like to have a different gender than the one we were born with. If you're a lady, you've probably wondered what it would be like to inhabit a male body, speculating about how you'd do your hair, the type of suits you'd wear or which sports you'd play. Even more interesting would be the experience of living as a male celebrity. Would you act in indie movies or comic book adaptations? When dating, would you pick fellow celebs or have a refreshingly normal spouse? When you needed to unwind, would you play in an ill-advised rock band or spend your leisure time partying on yachts like Leo?
In this quiz, we're helping you live that dream! We're going to ask you how you'd live if you were a famous guy, questioning you about everything from the silly names you'd give your kids to the first vanity project you'd deign to direct. Along the way, we're going to glean valuable information about your emotions, feelings and tastes, from your loves and hates to your favorite authors.
By the end of the quiz, we'll be able to tell you which male celebrity embodies your personality. Are you ready for a wild ride? Let's get started!
What would you be famous for?
I'd be a child star that made the transition to acclaimed dramatic film roles.
I'd be a cable TV hottie with a habit of starring in thrilling crime dramas.
I'd be an adorable young actor with a rabid teenage fan base.
I'd be a hilarious talk show host with the chops to appear on all the best comedy podcasts.
Let's say you're an A-list actor with your pick of projects. What kind of movies or TV shows would you appear in?
A blend of rom-coms and "thoughtful" Oscar bait
"Avengers" movies in the U.S., gritty British period dramas in the UK
Any franchise with a love triangle
A cute Netflix travel show
In an interview, you're asked how you prepared for your hardest role. Which ridiculous thing did you do to make your portrayal more "realistic"?
I took the same job as my character and worked it for a month.
I gained or lost 30 pounds.
I went on a meditation retreat and didn't talk for seven days.
Um, it's just acting. No need to be so dramatic about it.
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You're on a long flight from London to L.A. Which self-help book will you use to while away the time?
"Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking"
"Rich Dad, Poor Dad"
"The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up"
"Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl
Your agent wants you to date a starlet in order to "diversify your brand." Who will you be seen holding hands with?
Emma Stone
Gemma Chan
Kristen Stewart
Aubrey Plaza
Unfortunately, even male stars have to diet. When it comes to snacks, what's your biggest guilty pleasure?
Reese's Pieces
Gourmet potato chips
Cheesy puffs
Butterfingers
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You're promoting your most recent film. How do you dress for the red carpet?
A light summer suit, blue Oxford shirt and desert boots
A chunky sweater, motorcycle boots and perfectly fitted jeans
A tight red T-shirt, black jeans and Yeezy sneakers
A classic blue suit, white shirt, skinny tie and lace-up dress shoes
It's time to pick a famous buddy. Which of your fellow male celebs will you be hanging out with?
Tobey Maguire
Daniel Craig
Liam Hemsworth
Hannibal Buress
The director of your latest film wants to cast a classic Hollywood star to play your dad. Who do you hope the director chooses?
Harrison Ford
Sidney Poitier
Jackie Chan
Clint Eastwood
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As a fabulously wealthy star, you have access to the world's greatest resorts. Where would you go to relax and frolic?
A Myanmar spa
An exclusive beach resort in Madagascar
A Hong Kong penthouse suite
The French Riviera
You're asked to do a nude scene by a celebrated art house director, such as Lars von Trier or Wes Anderson. Do you say yes or no?
I say yes. I look great, plus it will make me seem very serious and artistic!
I say no. Even art film nudity is usually gratuitous.
I say no because my image is all about my wholesomeness. I can't go nude until later in my career.
I say no because I don't want my mom to see me nude. Hey, it's a realistic concern!
Most stars have a "deep" quote that they like to trot out for interviews. What would yours be?
"I love being Canadian. I think growing up in Canada gives you a world perspective that I really enjoy."
"Waking up in truth is so much better than living in a lie.â€
"I believe in the saying, 'If you aim at nothing, you're going to hit nothing.' So if you don't set goals, then you have nowhere to go."
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen."
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Would you rather be famous for your skill as a comedic actor or your dramatic acting chops?
Comedic actors don't win Oscars.
Ooh, I want to be good at both!
Uh, I don't know if I have the skills for either, so I'll settle for being in movies that do well at the box office.
My dream is to be one of the greatest comedians of all time.
What would you look like?
I'd be medium height, with blond hair and a lean, fit body.
I'd be tall, rough around the edges and very physically powerful.
I'd be short and athletic, with an adorable face.
I'd be very tall and thin, with stupendous hair.
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You can work with any director in the world. Who do you want to collaborate with?
Werner Herzog
Spike Lee
Ridley Scott
Sofia Coppola
When the tabloids gossiped about you, what would they say?
"Innocent No More? Child Star Proves He's Not a Little Boy Anymore"
"'No Way, No How!' Hollywood's Hottest Leading Man Denies Rumors He's the Next James Bond"
"Is Everyone's Favorite Leading Man Still #TeamKendall? Pics Prove It Ain't Necessarily So"
"Are These 'Lolcats'? Funny Guy Shares Video of His Beloved Kitties"
If the tabloids are to be believed, male stars spend a lot of time working out. How would you keep it tight?
Good old-fashioned gym labor with a personal trainer
Kickboxing
Running, gym work and martial arts
Lol, I would work out as little as possible!
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When you marry, what kind of person will you choose to be with?
I'd choose an equally famous celebrity.
I'd date a cool musician.
I'd date someone slightly less famous so that I didn't feel threatened.
I'd go with a regular person. Two performers in a relationship is a recipe for disaster.
You just had your first child. What foolish "actor's child" name will you give them?
Pilot Inspektor
Apple
Kal-El
Bronx Mowgli
It's time for you to direct your first vanity project! Which pretentious route will you go?
I'd write, direct and star in a bloated biopic about another famous person, such as Joe DiMaggio or Ernest Hemingway.
I'd try to adapt an incredibly convoluted sci-fi novel and deliver an expensive three-hour bomb.
I'd remake a beloved cult film like "Psycho" but set it in the present (to everyone's displeasure).
My high-concept comedy would be way too absurdist for audiences to actually get.
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Imagine that you're appearing on "Jimmy Fallon" tonight. What casual anecdote will you tell to seem relatable?
I'd talk about changing my baby's diapers (even though we actually have a nanny).
I'd share a tale about getting passed over for a good part in my youth (because it would never happen now).
I'd joke about my failure with a common household task, such as slicing bagels (even though my assistant does that for me).
I'd get way too real about an actual problem, like fighting with my wife, then awkwardly walk it back.
If you were to appear on a podcast, which one would it be?
"This American Life"
"Reply All"
"How Did This Get Made?"
"WTF with Marc Maron"
Many male celebs have interesting hobbies (making wine like Francis Ford Coppola, cobbling shoes like Daniel Day-Lewis or partying with models like Leonardo DiCaprio.) What would your male celebrity hobby be?
Making abstract metal sculptures
Writing epic sonnets
Juggling scarves
Woodworking
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What would be your favorite thing about being famous?
The opportunity to travel the world and meet extraordinary people
Having the resources to create incredible art
The money and the girls!
Making millions of people laugh
Against everyone's advice, you've started a band. What dumb name will you give it?
Dead Man’s Bones
Wicked Wisdom
Phantom Planet
The Rock Bottom Remainders
After a scandal, a divorce, and a couple of box office flops, you need a comeback vehicle! Which role will you choose to skyrocket you back to the top?
I'd let Quentin Tarantino cast me as an unlikely villain.
I'd make myself slightly less handsome to play a person with a disability.
Instead of playing a romantic lead, as usual, I'd play the lead's quirky friend and surprise everyone with my comedy skills.
Send me all your indie comedy scripts about "grieving dads who learn to love again."
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Would you seek to preserve your good looks through plastic surgery, or would you age gracefully like Robert Redford or Paul Newman?
I'd get plastic surgery, but it would be very, very discreet.
I wouldn't touch my face, and I'd age like a fine wine.
I'd panic in my forties and pull a Tom Cruise.
I'd age horribly but it wouldn't affect my career as a comedian.
Barbara Walters is forcing you to tell your biggest secrets to her on live TV. Which "dark secret" would you confess?
As a teen star, I wasn't as squeaky-clean and moral as the public thought I was.
I still regret my first divorce. I let fame go to my head and it ruined my marriage.
People think I'm so confident but actually, I totally have social anxiety.
I act funny and lighthearted for a living, but I'm a huge workaholic.
Would you enjoy being a celebrity, or would you sometimes wish that you could go back to being a regular person?
I'd sometimes be annoyed by my inability to go out without getting mobbed, but overall, I'd be happy.
I'd yearn for a "regular" life while recognizing that fame is the price you pay for doing your dream job.
I'd savor the experience. So many people don't make it.
Fame is fleeting so I'd try to appreciate it while I had it.
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