Which Character From Archer Are You?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Character From Archer Are You?
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About This Quiz

"Archer" is an American adult animated sitcom which has been airing on FX from 2009, and FXX as of 2017. The show was created by Adam Reed shortly after one of his comedy shows, called "Frisky Dingo," was canceled on Adult Swim. The show which is now in its 8th season has won Primetime Emmy Awards, Critics Choice Awards and 15 Annie Awards since its first episode.

Unlike many other cartoon series, "Archer's" visual style has a mid-century modern comic book flair to it, as well as incorporating many cultural references that date back to that time. 

The series which is inspired by many spy and crime films, one of which is the James Bond films, follows a dysfunctional group of secret agents who work for a New York intelligence agency called, the International Secret Intelligence Service, better known as ISIS. 

Which of the secret agents will you be? Will you be Sterling Archer, the egotistical lead character Sterling Archer? Will you be the irresistible and short-tempered Lana Kane? will you be the intelligent but distressed Cyril Figgis, or are you the loose-lipped human resource manager, Pam Poovey? The only way to find out which one of these characters you are most like, is to take this quiz.

What is the best part of being a spy?
The gadgets.
Getting to travel all over the world.
Feeling like a part of something greater.
Meeting different people.
What is your weapon of choice?
9mm.
Chekov gun.
M41.
A blunderbuss musket.
What disguise would you choose to go undercover as?
A member of the mafia.
A chef.
A celebrity.
A nun.

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Which of these organizations would you work for?
The CIA.
The FBI.
The NSA.
Interpol.
What is your greatest asset?
My intelligence.
My charm.
My fearlessness.
My negotiation skills.
What is your biggest flaw?
I lack self confidence.
I don’t take things seriously.
I get annoyed easily.
I can't keep a secret.

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What is your biggest fear?
Rejection.
I’d not afraid of anything.
Failure.
Being alone.
Do you play well with others?
I prefer to work on my own.
Yes, but they don’t like me.
I try to.
Absolutely.
Where would you build your secret hideout?
Paris.
Mykonos.
California.
Rio de Janiero.

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Do you love your job?
Not really.
Sometimes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Which of these spies do you idolize?
James Bond.
Jason Bourne.
Evelyn Salt.
Susan Cooper.
How do you plan to take down the bad guy?
Call for backup.
Beat them up.
Use my guns.
Just act crazy.

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After retiring from the spy life, which profession would you choose?
Invent the next big thing.
I'd run a restaurant.
I'd hopefully start a family.
Probably a job that requires a lawyer on retainer.
What do your enemies think about you?
They think that I am stupid.
They think that I am selfish.
They think that I am too good looking to be a spy.
They think that I am incompetent.
Which position do you want in the company that you work for?
Comptroller.
The boss, duh!
Chief Operating Officer.
Human Resources Manager.

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Which of these song is on your crime fighting playlist?
"Stronger" by Kanye West.
"Pon De Floor" by Major Lazer.
"Jumpman" by Drake.
"Move B*tch" by Ludacris.
Which of these movies would you watch?
"The Accountant."
"The Good Shepherd."
"Body of Lies."
"Mission Impossible."
Which character would you have an office romance with?
Lana Kane.
Cheryl Tunt.
Sterling Archer.
Cyril Figgis.

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What is your office pet peeve?
Stinky lunches.
Messy offices, that causes ants, yanno.
Personal phone calls.
Passive aggressive people.
What would be your ideal first date?
A quickie in the break room.
Drinks at my place.
Dinner at a fancy restaurant.
I’m up for anything.
What is your flirting style?
I'm friendly.
I use a few pickup lines.
I don’t need to flirt.
I stalk them from afar.

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How would you describe your love life?
I’ve only had one serious partner.
I’m not looking for anything serious.
I’m trying to settle down.
Nonexistent.
Which vice do you think will be your undoing?
Sex.
Alcohol.
Ambition.
Drugs.
What would you be arrested for?
Having sex in public.
Gambling.
Damage to public property.
Fighting.

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How would you describe yourself?
I'd say I'm shy.
I'd say I'm brave.
I'd say I'm tenacious.
I'd say I'm real.
What role do you play in your group of friends?
I'm the self-critical one.
I'm the one who thinks he’s the leader.
I'm the leader.
I'm the party animal.
What are you motivated by?
My paycheck.
Fame.
Revenge.
Being a better person.

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If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telepathy.
X-ray vision.
Teleportation.
Invisibility.
What is one article of clothing that you can't live without?
A vest.
A turtleneck.
A sweater dress.
An A-line skirt.
What color would your favorite outfit be?
Green.
Black.
It depends on my mood.
Orange.

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