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About This Quiz
"Holes" is a movie unlike any other, and the same can be said about its characters. Are you most like Stanley Yelnats, Hector Zeroni, Warden Walker, or Miss Kathryn Barlow? Play on to find out!
Is honesty the best policy?
Not necessarily.
Usually, yes.
Absolutely.
It depends on the circumstances.
How do you feel about revenge?
It's immoral.
I'm indifferent.
Some things are worthy of revenge.
I'm all for it.
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Do you have any tutoring or teaching experience?
None.
Yes.
Why would I want to do something like that?
I have years of experience.
What's your favorite dessert?
Hot fudge sundae.
I'll eat anything.
I don't eat dessert.
Peach cobbler.
Would you ever eat an entire raw onion?
Sure, sweet onions are delicious.
I might.
No.
If I was hungry enough.
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Do you believe in curses?
Absolutely not.
I believe something like curses exists.
Yes, undoubtedly.
I'm undecided.
How often do you paint your nails?
More often than not.
I don't paint my nails.
I paint them for special occasions.
I let someone else paint them once, but it's not something I do.
Have you ever had a forbidden love?
Yes, and it ended tragically.
I've never had any type of love.
No.
Kind of: I've definitely had complicated loves.
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Do you like working with children?
I love children!
No, they're annoying.
They're alright. I don't mind it.
I prefer not to.
Do you have reason to hire a private investigator?
Yes, a very good reason.
To clear my name, which might be helpful.
Investigators of any type should learn to mind their own business.
I'll do my own investigating.
Are you a team player?
No, I prefer to take matters into my own hands.
I'm very agreeable.
I can be.
I usually am the team leader.
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Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?
Yes, many times.
Not intentionally.
Yes, but as a matter of survival.
I wouldn't call it stealing...more like confiscating.
How's your relationship with your grandparents?
We don't have a relationship.
It's great.
They aren't in the picture.
I think it's just like anyone else's relationship with their grandparents.
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Are you good at digging holes?
I've never had the misfortune, so I wouldn't know.
I'm alright, but I hate it.
Yes, I'm a fast digger.
It's a slow going process for me.
Are you okay with being disturbed by work after business hours?
I am not to be disturbed for any reason.
If it's important enough, I don't mind.
No.
It depends on who's disturbing me.
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Has anyone ever accused you of being "bossy" or "demanding?"
Yes, many times.
No, I'm pretty laid back.
No, I don't talk much.
Once or twice, sure. Most people have been at some point.
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How's your home life?
I have a loving, supportive home life.
It's not the greatest.
It's just me, so great!
It was going well for awhile, but things have gone downhill recently.
Did you ever run away when you were a kid?
I thought about it, but never followed through.
A few times, but I never managed to stay away long.
No, I never had reason to.
Yes, multiple times.
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Are you okay with being militantly ordered around?
Absolutely not.
I'm usually the one doing the ordering, which I'm okay with.
I wouldn't say I'm okay with it, but I can handle it.
No, I can only stand so much.
Did you get into any fist fights during your childhood/teenage years?
Countless.
No.
A few.
No, but I got into plenty verbal spars.
Do you have any climbing experience?
None.
I have hiking experience.
I have basic climbing experience.
I climb on countertops to reach things. Does that count?
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How do you feel about reptiles?
They're the rodents of hot regions.
They're interesting creatures.
I'm indifferent.
I like some of them.
Have you ever shot a gun?
Many times.
No, and I don't want to.
Not yet.
I've shot air rifles and non-lethal guns.
Of the below, what would you consider your dream job?
A teacher.
A professional athlete.
A supervisor.
I don't want to have to work.
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