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Released in 1992, "My Cousin Vinny" was full of hijinx and hilarity. If you found yourself dealing with a rural legal system, who would you be? Would you be brave like Vinny or smart like Mona Lisa?
Which Joe Pesci film have you seen more than once?
"Raging Bull."
"Goodfellas."
"Home Alone."
"My Cousin Vinny."
Do you like grits?
Grits have grown on me.
No, I do not like grits.
Grits are great when they are cooked properly.
Yes, I have grits quite often.
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Which "My Cousin Vinny" character do you find the most intelligent?
Judge Haller.
Mona Lisa Vito.
Vincent Gambini.
Judge Haller.
Which Marisa Tomei film do you like most?
"Untamed Heart."
"My Cousin Vinny."
"The Wrestler."
"Only You."
Which law have you recently broken?
I accidentally shoplifted some gum.
I ran a stop sign.
I ignored a speed limit.
I illegally downloaded something.
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Which television lawyer would you like to have represent you in court?
Ally McBeal.
Elsbeth Tascioni.
Perry Mason.
Jack McCoy.
Which classic car do you like most?
Alfa Romeo Spider.
Cadillac Eldorado.
Ford Mustang.
Buick Skylark.
Which occupation do you think Mona Lisa would have been best suited for?
Mechanic.
Hair Dresser.
Forensic Scientist.
Sales.
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Have you every had to testify in court?
No, but I have had to give a police statement.
Yes, I have.
No, but I have been a juror.
Yes, it's part of my job.
What kind of jacket are you most likely to wear?
A leather jacket.
A denim jacket.
A tuxedo jacket.
A varsity jacket.
Do you think you would be a good trial lawyer?
Yes, I think I could do it.
No, it would be too stressful.
I don't think I would like being any kind of lawyer.
Yes, someday I do hope to be a trial lawyer.
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Do you wear glasses?
No, I do not wear glasses.
No, but I probably should wear glasses.
Yes, I wear glasses for reading.
Yes, I wear glasses or contacts all the time.
Which "My Cousin Vinny" quote do you like most?
"Well, you know, two guys, out in the woods, guns, on the hunt. It's a bonding thing, you know; show him I'm one of the boys."
"I have no idea what's going on. All I know is that you're screwing up and I can't help."
"You stick out like a sore thumb around here."
"I don't like your attitude."
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How much do you know about cars?
I know how to drive.
I know a lot about cars.
I can change my own oil.
I don't know anything about cars.
What's the weirdest thing you have done to fit in?
I went hunting.
I ate a strange food.
I simply acted like myself.
I went through an initiation.
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Which actress could have also played Mona Lisa Vito?
Winona Ryder.
Only Marisa Tomei could have played Mona Lisa so well!
Susan Sarandon.
Molly Ringwald.
Which Ralph Macchio movie would you like to watch again?
"The Karate Kid."
"The Outsiders."
"Crossroads."
"Distant Thunder."
Have you ever been falsely accused of a crime?
Yes, I get accused quite a lot.
No, I'm too open.
Yes, I have and it's not nice.
No, but there's still time.
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Have you every falsely accused anyone?
I think everyone has.
I don't think so.
I may have, but I'll never know.
No, I'm not like that.
Which actor would you want to defend you in court?
Morgan Freeman.
Andrew Lincoln.
Joe Pesci.
John Goodman.
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Have you ever spent time in jail?
I'm not telling you.
No way!
I have sobered up in jail.
I have visited jail quite a few times, but I've never been in a jail cell.
What would you do to pass the time while you were incarcerated?
I would read a lot.
I would do my makeup.
I would play a lot of games.
I would work out a lot.
Have you ever been stuck in the mud?
Yes, I have been stuck.
No, but I have been stuck in the snow.
Yes, and it's hard to get out.
Yes, going mud running is fun.
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What do you think the hardest job in the courtroom might be?
Defense Attorney.
Prosecuting Attorney.
Recorder.
Judge.
What would be the hardest thing about being on a jury?
It would be hard to pay attention.
It would be hard to sit still.
It would be hard to pass judgement.
It would be hard to miss work.
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