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"Two and Half Men" first aired in 2003 and it quickly gained momentum. For 12 seasons, "Two and a Half Men" made us laugh and cringe at the same time. Which character would you be?
Which song would you most like to hear Charlie play on the piano?
"Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra.
"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston.
"Maple Leaf Rag" by Scott Joplin.
"Love Hurts" by Nazareth.
What would you like most about living in Charlie's beach house?
I would like the ocean the most.
I would love walking on the sandy beach.
I would love the free housing!
I would love the free booze.
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What sort of cocktail would you ask Berta to make?
Margarita.
Wine Spritzer.
Sex on the Beach.
Shirley Temple.
Would you be as promiscuous as Charlie?
Sure, why not!
No, that lifestyle isn't for me.
I am more of a relationship type person.
I would if I could!
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Which room in Charlie's home would you spend the most time in?
Bathroom.
Kitchen.
Living room.
Bedroom.
Where would you take Jake out for ice cream?
I would take him to Dairy Queen.
I would take him to McDonald's.
I would take Jake to the beach for ice cream.
We would go to a specialty ice cream shop.
Other than "Two and a Half Men," what sitcom do you like most?
Two Broke Girls.
Modern Family.
King of Queens.
Friends.
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Which "Two and a Half Men" actor do you find the funniest?
Jon Cryer.
Ashton Kutcher.
Charlie Sheen.
Ryan Stiles.
If you were to visit Alan's chiropractic office, what would you have worked on?
My back.
My neck.
My hip.
My shoulder.
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What type of dinner would you make for the Harper family?
I would make lamb stew.
I would just have whatever Berta makes.
I would prepare salmon.
I would make burgers on the grill.
If you lived in Charlie's beach house, what beach activity would you do most often?
Surfing.
Fishing.
Sandcastles.
Swimming.
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Which "Two and a Half Men" actress do you find most attractive?
Courtney Thorne-Smith.
Jennifer Taylor.
Amber Tamblyn.
April Bowlby.
What would you do to make Walden have fun?
I would take him bar hopping.
I would take him to drive go-carts.
I would take him skydiving.
I would take him to a comedy show.
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Which "Two and a Half Men" character do you think would make the best husband?
Walden.
Alan.
Charlie.
Jake.
Why do you think Charlie is so unlucky in love?
Charlie is a free spirit.
Charlie has commitment issues.
Charlie had his heart broken badly.
Charlie is too scattered for a serious relationship.
When Charlie's character passed away, how did you react?
I was shocked.
I was deeply saddened.
I felt horrible for Alan.
Broke my heart.
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Which Charlie Sheen quote do you like most?
"Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane."
"I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible."
"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
Why do you think Berta stays?
Berta is family.
Berta loves the money!
Berta knows that the Harpers couldn't function without her.
Berta loves her work.
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How do you think they handled Charlie's exit from the show?
I think it was a weird explanation.
The funeral was hilarious.
The story could have been better.
I wish they would have just sent him away.
How do you feel about Ashton Kutcher on the show?
He was great!
He is no Charlie Sheen.
The story lines were great!
He brought new life to the show.
Which episode name do you like most?
For Whom the Booty Calls.
Merry Thanksgiving.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls.
Smell the Umbrella Stand.
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Which "Two and a Half Men" guest star did you like most?
Mila Kunis.
Jenna Elfman.
Miley Cyrus.
Hillary Duff.
Would you allow your brother and his child to live with you?
Sure!
I would rent a place for them.
It depends on the circumstances.
I would let them stay temporarily.
What is the best thing about the relationships on "Two and a Half Men"?
The relationships are hilarious.
In the end, family is all that matters.
The relationships show how funny dating can be.
The relationships make me love my own family more.
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