Which Chunk Lie should you use?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Chunk Lie should you use?
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About This Quiz

Often overshadowed by Pinnochio, Chunk from The Goonies could spin a tale like no one's business. The next time you need to have an untruth handy, which one of Chunk's lies should you use?
Which villain from "The Goonies" do you think is most vile?
Mama Fratelli.
Francis Fratelli.
Mr. Perkins.
Jake Fratelli.
Which Sean Astin film do you like most?
"The Goonies."
"Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring."
"Rudy."
"50 First Dates."
Do you think you are a good liar?
Yes, I have a great poker face.
It depends on the lie.
It depends on the person I am Iying to.
No, I am always found out.

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What would you do if you caught a coworker stealing?
I would mind my own business.
I would confront them.
I would tell my boss.
I would turn in an anonymous tip.
Which '80s television show do you like most?
"Full House."
"Family Matters."
"Who's the Boss?"
"Knight Rider."
Do you think it's possible to be honest all the time?
I believe it's possible to tell only part of the truth most of the time.
No, I don't think it's possible to be totally honest all the time.
Yes, I refuse to lie.
I think white lies are sometimes necessary.

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Which is your favorite Chunk quote?
"In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play."
"There were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"
"Mikey, this ain’t the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."
"Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue’s penis is missing."
Which of Data's inventions do you think was most genius?
Wings of Flight.
Sticky Dart.
Pinchers of Peril.
Slick Shoes.
Which film genre is your life most like?
Documentary.
Horror.
Romantic Comedy.
Action/Adventure.

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If you were separated from your friends, how would you keep in touch?
We would text a lot.
We would meet up a few times a year.
We would be on the phone all the time.
We would video chat every day.
Which candy bar would you give Sloth?
Almond Joy.
Butterfinger.
Baby Ruth.
5th Avenue.
What would you do if you discovered One-Eyed Willie's treasure?
I would keep it to myself.
I would call the authorities.
I would take a handful then call a museum.
I would leave it undisturbed.

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Would you risk your life for a friend?
I have risked my life for friends many times.
I would risk my life for family.
In a life or death situation, my friend is on their own.
It depends on the risk.
Do you like water slides?
I like natural water slides.
I'm not much of a water person.
I prefer the ocean.
I love waterslides and water parks!
Which '80s film do you think should be remade?
"Pretty in Pink."
"The Breakfast Club."
"Say Anything."
"The Lost Boys."

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Who is your favorite '80s actor?
Kirk Cameron.
Sean Astin.
Johnny Depp.
Jude Law.
Which word best describes your sense of adventure?
Wild.
Moderate.
Spontaneous.
Calculated.
What kind of ice cream would you eat with Chunk?
Any kind of ice cream!
Chocolate.
Vanilla.
Mint chocolate chip.

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Would you be afraid of One-Eyed Willie?
No, he's dead.
Yes, he still has powers.
Yes, skeletons are freaky.
No, he's a legend.
Which gemstone would you hope to find in a treasure chest?
Sapphire.
Emerald.
Diamond.
Garnet.
Did you make your parents worry a lot when you were growing up?
Yes, I was a wild child.
No, I was a good kid.
I don't think so.
I didn't do anything abnormal to make them worry.

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Which '80s toy did you like most?
Lite Brite.
Big Wheel.
Glow Worm.
Rubik's Cube.
Which '80s actress would you like to have lunch with?
Molly Ringwald.
Martha Plimpton.
Kerri Green.
Anne Ramsey.
Who is the person you have lied to most?
Myself.
My mom.
My spouse.
My boss.

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What do you like most about "The Goonies?"
Its great story line.
It's full of comedy and adventure.
I like the acting.
The sets were insane!
What might you call your group of friends?
The Jerks.
The Babes.
The Nerds.
The Elite.
Can you easily tell when someone is lying?
No, I'm easily snowed.
Yes, I am a lie detector.
No, I like to believe the good in others.
Yes, I always find out the truth.

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Which character from "The Goonies" did you like most?
Mama Fratelli.
Chunk.
Sloth.
Data.
Which of The Goonies do you think you would be best friends with?
Mikey.
Brandon.
Andy.
Stef.
Which Martha Plimpton film do you like most?
"The Goonies."
"200 Cigarettes."
"Parenthood."
"The River Rat."

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