Which Classic Guitar Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Classic Guitar Are You?
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About This Quiz

Let's face it: the guitar is cool, whether you are into rock, metal, punk, indie, or country, trying to start a band without a good guitar player would be a pointless exercise.  And what makes a good guitar player? Well over the years millions of people have played the guitar, ranging from people who just took a few lessons and didn't learn, to people who became some of the best guitar players in the world, and all of them would agree. To be a good guitar player you are going to need a good guitar, and the best known classic guitars are the Fender Stratocaster, The Gibson Les Paul, the Fender Telecaster, and the Gibson Flying V. 

All of these guitars not only draw in people that have different personalities, but they all also have different characteristics themselves. The Fender Stratocaster is the most enduring and diverse guitar of the bunch: the Fender Telecaster is most known for country music, although Kurt Cobain used to play on one, the Les Paul is the hero of old school classic rock, and the Flying V is the most metal of the bunch. If you were a classic guitar, which one would you be? Take this quiz to find out.




If you were in a band would you have to play lead guitar?
No, I don't care.
I would prefer not to actually.
I would hope so.
Definitely.
How is your hair?
Okay, I guess.
Not that great.
Pretty cool.
Amazing!
What guitarist do you like the most?
Eric Clapton.
Buck Owens.
Jimmy Page.
Jimi Hendrix.

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What song would you listen to?
"Hotel California" by the Eagles.
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.
"Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns 'n' Roses.
How much leather do you own?
Not much.
None.
A fair amount.
Tons!
Where would you hang out on a Friday night?
Anywhere.
A dive bar.
At a rock concert.
At a huge party.

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How would your friends describe you?
My friends would say that I'm reliable.
My friends would say that I'm honest.
My friends would say that I'm cool.
My friends would say that I'm wild.
How loud do you like your music?
Kind of loud.
Not so loud.
Pretty loud.
Very loud.
What would be your dream vehicle?
Just something reliable.
A monster truck.
A Corvette.
A motorcycle.

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Do you own any cowboy hats?
Nope.
Of course, I do.
No, but I want one.
Yes, but it messes up my hair.
Have you ever slam danced?
Sure, a couple times.
No, that is lame.
No, I am too old for that.
Sure I have!
When was the last time you pulled an all nighter?
A few years ago.
A long time ago.
Within the last year.
Within the last month.

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Do you like sad songs?
I like any type of music.
Yes, very much.
At times.
No way.
How patriotic are you?
I am fairly patriotic.
I'm very patriotic.
I'm kind of patriotic.
I'm not patriotic at all.
Do you sleep around?
I try not to.
No way.
Maybe a little.
Yeah I do!

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How many times have you seen "Spinal Tap"?
I've seen the movie "Spinal Tap" twice.
I've never seen the movie "Spinal Tap."
I've seen "Spinal Tap" once.
I can't remember the number of times I've seen "Spinal Tap."
What are the best songs about?
All kinds of things.
Heartbreak and sadness.
Overcoming adversity.
Partying.
What did you think of David Lee Roth back in the day?
He was okay.
He was an idiot.
Well, he had a good voice.
He was so cool!

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How into dogs are you?
I like dogs.
I am so into dogs!
They are okay.
I am not that into dogs.
Do you have a lot of close friends?
Yes, I do.
No, but I have one or two really good ones.
Not really.
Well, I have a lot of people I party with.
Are you an optimist?
I try to be.
Not at all.
it depends on my mood.
Not really.

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How many bands have you been in in real life?
Quite a few.
One.
Two.
Too many to count.
How much eyeliner do you wear?
None.
Are you trying to be funny?
Maybe a little, here and there.
As much as I can get away with.
What type of boots might you wear?
Combat boots.
Cowboy boots.
Work boots.
Anything with a nice heel.

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What band would you most listen to?
Green Day.
Rascal Flatts.
Pink Floyd.
Ratt.
Have you ever worn leather pants?
No.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, but I regret it.
Yes, want to borrow some?
What was the last argument you were in about?
I can't remember, I don't get in many.
My lover doing me wrong.
The man trying to keep me down.
The bartender cutting me off.

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How often do you work out?
All the time.
I do my work out at my job.
Rarely.
Never.
What do you think of hair bands?
Some of them were good.
I don't know what that is.
I can't stand them.
They were the best!
How much do you like beer?
Not that much.
I love it!
It is okay.
I like any booze.

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