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About This Quiz
If you have a tendency to kidnap princesses when you're upset, this will be easy. Otherwise, we're likely going to have to delve a little bit deeper into your psyche.
Do you ever throw things when you're mad?
I have done that before, but it's pretty rare.
I don't think I've ever done that.
I might have done that once.
I do tend to throw things quite a lot.
Does it sometimes seem like you have superhuman strength when you're angry?
Oh yeah, I become a beast.
I guess you could say that.
I actually feel like I might get weaker.
"Superhuman" seems to be a bit much.
Do you make people laugh when you get angry?
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty ridiculous.
I don't think people would dare do that.
I find that hard to believe, but I guess it could happen.
People do react to me that way once in a while.
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How often does your anger have to do with money?
It's pretty common for me to get worked up about finances.
It usually has more to do with matters of the heart.
I guess I can get upset about money once in a while.
That's pretty much the main reason that I get upset.
Do you regularly grunt and groan when you're mad?
I'm usually a little more mysterious than that.
I might grunt and groan once in a while.
I grunt and groan all the time when I'm irritated.
I do tend to make some weird noises when I'm angry.
Do you do stupid things when you're angry?
I become a total idiot.
I've definitely been known to do some illogical things.
I maintain my intelligence pretty well.
I guess you could say that, but it's not obvious.
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How selfish are you when you're pissed off?
I'm told that I'm very selfish when I'm mad, but I don't see it.
I'm pretty selfish all the time, if I'm totally honest.
That doesn't really fit me at all.
I guess I can get a bit selfish when I'm angry.
Which animal most resembles you when you're angry?
A gorilla.
A boar.
A devilish being.
A mutated turtle.
Do you become so fixated on things that you block out everything else when you're angry?
I guess I can get like that a bit.
Yes, I have a tendency to become totally obsessed.
I might fit this description once in a while.
I'm not not relating to this statement.
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What's your biggest weakness when you're angry?
I get way too emotional.
I lose perspective on things.
I do things that I regret.
I get tunnel vision.
Which age description best fits you?
Wise and very experienced.
I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young to care.
Young and full of energy.
I've been around the block a few times.
Which Nintendo hero would be most likely to annoy you in real life?
Yoshi from "Super Mario World."
Luigi from "Super Mario Bros."
Zelda from "The Legend of Zelda."
Mario from "Super Mario Bros."
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Do you hide your anger well or is it completely obvious that you're upset?
Once in a while I can pretend that I'm not mad, but I generally wear my heart on my sleeve.
It's pretty ridiculous how obvious I am about it.
I keep it hidden. You'd never know that I'm pissed.
I have a pretty good poker face, but I don't hold my anger in very well when I'm deeply upset.
Have you ever had to attend an anger management class?
I have been to a number of anger management classes.
No, there's no need for anything like that.
It probably wouldn't be a bad idea, but I've never gone before.
I went to a class once, but it wasn't necessary.
Do you tend to get more angry when you've had some drinks?
Not really, I just become hilarious.
I don't drink.
There have been moments where this was true.
Yeah, I'm a very angry drunk.
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In general, how ambitious are you?
I suppose I have bigger-than-average plans for my life.
I plan to rule the world.
I just kinda get by.
I'd love to be rich.
Which best describes your physical stature?
I'm tall and muscular.
I'm freakishly big.
I'm average.
I'm undersized.
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Are you quick to anger?
I guess it can happen sometimes, but it usually takes a lot.
I sometimes react before anything has actually happened.
It takes a very long time for me to work up to full-on anger.
It can happen in an instant.
Have you ever been to an arcade?
I used to spend many hours at the arcade.
I've heard of them before, but I've never gone to one.
What's an arcade?
I've been to the arcade a few times in my life.
Have you ever broken a controller by angrily throwing it during a game?
I've thrown a controller before, but I've never broken one.
How childish! I've never done anything like that.
I broke one once, but I changed my behavior after that.
I have done that multiple times.
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Why did you stop playing video games?
I never gave up playing video games.
I was getting too obsessed with them.
I grew out of it.
I got too busy with my career.
Which Nintendo game were you most likely to loose your cool playing?
"The Legend of Zelda."
"Wario Land."
"Donkey Kong."
"Super Mario Bros."
Did you prefer to play video games alone or with other people?
It was way more fun to play with friends.
Most of the time I liked playing with others, but it did seem like I did a little better by myself.
I totally preferred playing alone.
Playing with others was fun once in a while, but I definitely liked my solo time the most.
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Have you ever punched a wall out of anger and had to patch the drywall?
I had to do that once or twice. I learned my lesson.
I caused a hole before, but I didn't fix it.
I've never done that.
I have done that many times in my life. I've become an expert at drywall repairs.
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Do you let go of anger quickly or does it take a hold on you?
It really depends on the situation.
I kind of have a low-grade anger thing going on most of the time.
It usually passes pretty quickly and I move on.
It tends to take me over completely. I have a hard time letting go.
When was the last time you did something out of anger that you deeply regretted later?
It's been a long time.
Yesterday.
Within the last week.
Probably within the last month or so.
How many times did you get angry today?
I got irritated a few times.
I got ticked off once.
I didn't get angry today.
I've been angry all day.
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