Which Dallas Cowboy Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Dallas Cowboy Are You?
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About This Quiz

It's true. "The stars at night, are big and bright...deep in the heart of Texas!" Those stars are just as bright in the silver, white, and blue of a Dallas Cowboy's uniform. This polarizing franchise has enjoyed long stretches of dominance in the highly competitive NFL and has had some of the greatest players of all time on their roster. The personalities of these Hall of Fame players have varied widely, and those unique characteristics will help us to match you up with one of Dallas' favorite sons.

Does your calm and composed demeanor hide a highly competitive streak inside you? Do you hold your coworkers/teammates to an extremely high standard? If those descriptors are starting to sound familiar, you might be getting paired up with a face and a voice that you regularly see providing color commentary on NFL games.

If you are respected and admired so much by those around you that you've earned the nickname of "Captain America," we've got a soft-spoken gentleman whose name has become synonymous with class and heroism. You'll likely feel honored to be mentioned in connection to this all-time great.

Another Cowboy legend is known for putting on a great show and talking a ton of smack to opponents, while yet another is more likely to win you over by the way he smiles. 

The crowd is on their feet at AT&T Stadium. With the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders putting on quite a show, you run out onto the field. The question is, what number is on that jersey of yours?

Are you more boisterous or soft-spoken?
I speak my mind, but I keep the energy pretty chill.
I'm very quiet.
I'm definitely more on the soft-spoken side of things.
Oh, you're going to hear my voice.
Which position fits your personality the best?
Wide receiver.
Running back.
Linebacker.
Quarterback.
Would you make for a good color commentator?
No, I don't think that would be a good fit for me.
I might be able to do it, but I'd rather not.
I would do a great job of adding helpful information to the viewing experience.
I'd do better analyzing the results in a panel afterwards.

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How competitive are you?
It would shock you to find out how competitive I actually am.
I'm really not all that competitive.
I tend to lose my mind when I'm not winning, so yes.
I work hard and I definitely want to win, but I am mature about defeat.
Are you an open book or do you tend to stay more private with your personal life?
You're not going to hear a whole lot about my personal life.
I am incredibly private. My life is not for the world to see.
I put it all out there for everyone.
There are times when I'll open up about myself, but they are rare.
Would you say that you are an intense person?
I can definitely get pretty intense, but I'm usually laughing and having fun.
I'm one of the more intense people I know.
I'm focused, but I wouldn't call myself intense.
That's not the right word for me.

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Which style of music do you like the most?
Rock.
Country.
R&B.
Hip-hop.
Would you consider yourself to be a leader? If so, what kind of leader are you?
I just kind of do my own thing.
I guess I lead by example.
I'm a leader, but I do it in a very subtle way.
I'm definitely a leader: I hold myself and my teammates to a very high standard.
Which word best matches your sense of humor?
Dry.
Slapstick.
Corny.
Goofy.

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Would you consider yourself to be a spiritual person?
My faith is very important to me.
I don't make a big deal about it, but I am pretty spiritual.
Not especially.
I attend services on a regular basis.
Do you tend to be more serious or lighthearted?
I tend to keep things a bit more laid-back and light.
I'm probably somewhere in the middle of those two choices.
I'm a ball of laughs.
I tend to be pretty serious.
If you played for the Cowboys, what would be your strategy with Jerry Jones?
I would just do my job and try to avoid a lot of interaction with him.
I'd enjoy spending as much time as possible with him.
I would be polite, but I'm not much of a fan of him.
I would take any opportunity to share my thoughts on the team.

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Which city in Texas would you rather spend time in?
Dallas.
Houston.
San Antonio.
Austin.
Which classic Texas dish would you rather eat?
Fajitas.
Chili.
Brisket.
Chicken fried steak.
Besides football, which sport do you like the most?
Baseball.
Golf.
Hockey.
Basketball.

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What would your touchdown celebration look like?
I'd celebrate with my teammates, but nothing too obnoxious.
I'll definitely do a little dance.
It's going to be a choreographed and spectacular dance.
I'd hand the ball to the ref and that's it.
Do you enjoy talking smack?
I might talk a little smack once in a while.
What is smack?
I'm a master at getting inside my opponent's head with words.
I'm not one to engage in that kind of stuff.
How comfortable would you be in front of the camera?
I'd feel right at home.
I think I would do pretty well at it, but it would take me a while to get comfortable.
I'd rather be on camera when I'm playing. The interview part wouldn't be my favorite.
I wouldn't be comfortable at all, but I'd do what I had to do.

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Which best describes your fashion sense?
Business casual.
Jeans and a T-shirt.
I like a balance between comfort and looking sharp.
I'm very trendy and flashy.
Which jersey number would you rather wear?
88.
22.
12.
8.
Which NFL team do you dislike the most?
The Washington Redskins.
The Philadelphia Eagles.
The New York Giants.
The New England Patriots.

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Which big play is most exciting to you?
A successful Hail Mary.
A kickoff return for a TD.
An amazing sideline catch.
The throwback to the QB.
Would you consider yourself to be old-school?
I guess in some ways, but I'm a little too hip to be considered old-school.
I'm totally old-school.
Nope, not at all. I do things in a more modern way.
I think you could say that there is a lot about me that is old-school.
How long have you been a Cowboys fan?
Honestly, I'm not really a Cowboys fan.
I just became a fan in the last few years.
I've been supporting them since the '90s.
I've been a Cowboys fan for a very long time.

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Which superhero do you feel drawn to the most?
Superman.
Captain America.
Batman.
Black Panther.
How much drama is there in your life?
It seems like drama follows me everywhere.
I suppose I have the same kinds of dramatic stuff go on that everyone else does.
I tend to keep things pretty drama-free.
I try to keep the drama to a minimum, but it doesn't always work out that way.
Of the following locations, where would you most like to spend some time?
A ranch in Montana.
New Orleans, Louisiana.
Nashville, Tennesee.
Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Are you the strong and silent type?
I'm not totally silent, but I'm definitely understated and strong.
That's not exactly the right description, but it's pretty close.
No way, Jose!
Yep, that totally fits me.
Do you have a lot of haters?
I wouldn't say that I have a lot of haters, but I'm sure there are a few out there.
Nope, I think most people like me a lot.
I have a massive group of haters who are jealous of my success.
You can't make everyone happy, but I do try my best.
Which famous Texas landmark fits your personality the best?
The Space Center.
Big Bend National Park.
San Antonio River Walk.
The Alamo.

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