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About This Quiz
Death Eaters were some of the most despicable people in the world of Harry Potter, so comparing our exes to them only seems normal. So which dastardly Death Eater is most like your ex?
Who was your least favorite Death Eater?
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Lucius Malfoy.
Peter Pettigrew.
Severus Snape.
Which Hogwarts house would your ex have been placed in?
Slytherin.
Ravenclaw.
Gryffindor.
Hufflepuff.
How would your ex have felt about the Sorting Hat wanting to place them in Slytherin?
He or she would've been very proud.
He or she would've been delighted.
He or she would've been scared.
He or she would be indifferent.
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Which Marauder would your ex have disliked the most?
Sirius Black.
Remus Lupin.
Peter Pettigrew.
James Potter.
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How would your ex have felt about Bellatix Lestrange?
That she's awesome.
That she was bat-crap crazy.
That she was a horrible person.
That she was their spirit animal.
What Unforgiveable Curse would you use on your ex?
The Avada Kedavra Curse.
The Imperio Curse.
The Crucio Curse.
All three!
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What would your ex's wand core be?
Dragon heartstring.
Unicorn tail hair.
Threstral hair.
Veela hair.
What would your ex have thought of the Death Eater masks?
He or she wouldn't want to hide their face.
He or she would think it was tacky.
He or she would think it was scary.
He or she would love it.
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What would your ex's Patronus be?
They're too rotten to be able to make a Patronus.
If it could be money, it would be.
A weasel.
A doe.
Which Deathly Hallow would your ex want the most?
The greedy pig would want them all!
The Elder Wand.
The Invisibility Cloak.
The Resurrection Stone.
Where would your ex have been during the battle of Hogwarts?
Fighting by Voldemort's side.
Running away to save his hide.
Dead long before the battle started.
Fighting, but not on Voldemort's side.
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Why would your ex work for Lord Voldemort?
They believe in the same things.
They'd want a position of power.
They would be too scared to do anything else.
They would be blackmailed into doing it.
Who do you think your ex is most like?
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Lucius Malfoy.
Peter Pettigrew.
Severus Snape.
If your ex was a Harry Potter hero, which character would they be?
Harry Potter.
Albus Dumbledore.
Neville Longbottom.
Ron Weasley.
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And if you were forced to say something good about them, what would you say?
There's nothing good that I can say.
They had good fashion sense.
They were a good listener.
They're very smart.
Do you think that your ex is capable of murder?
I'm pretty sure the psycho must've done it already.
I think they'd hire someone to do it.
They don't have the stomach for it.
Definitely.
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Which title would you use to describe your ex?
The Party Animal.
The King.
The Follower.
The Double Agent.
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Did they ever deliberately make fun of you or embarrass you?
Yes, all the time.
Sometimes.
Not especially.
Never.
How did your ex react under pressure?
They usually went crazy.
They got very frazzled.
They cried.
They were calm.
How did they act when they were angry?
They got pretty violent.
They threw a diva's tantrum.
They freaked out.
They were verbally abusive.
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Who do you think the most important person in your ex's life was?
Their friends.
Themselves.
Their parents.
Their kids.
Why did the two of you break up?
They were too crazy to handle.
They cheated.
They lied too much.
They were emotionally closed off.
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