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Mothers-in-law come in all shapes and sizes and some are so horrible that they can be said to be as bad as Voldemort's Death Eaters. So which of Voldy's minions is your monster-in-law?
Do you like your mother-in-law?
When she pretends to like me back.
I really dislike her.
I hate her.
I can ignore her, if that's what you're asking.
Has she ever been mean or rude to you outright?
That mask never slides but I know she hates me.
A few times.
Once or twice.
All the time.
How does she act when the two of you are alone together?
She sneers at me.
She gives me the most evil smile.
She frowns at me.
She acts like I'm not even there.
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When she calls your phone, what does she normally want?
To brag about something.
To tell me what to do.
To complain about something.
To talk to her son.
You haven't had a chance to clean the house because you've been really ill. What does your mother-in-law do or say when she comes over?
She looks at me like I'm the dirt on the floor next to her.
She tells me to clean the house.
She points out to her son how dirty the house is.
She offers to have her maid clean it, in the snarkiest way possible.
Who would be expected to pay the bill if you and your mother-in-law went to dinner?
I'd have to pay it.
I'd have to pay or I'd never hear the end of it.
She'd want us to split the bill, but I'd pay the tip.
She'd tell me to pay in advance.
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If she were to be described as a diva, how bad would you say she was on a scale of one to four?
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
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Is your mother-in-law married herself?
She is- I don't know how.
Her husband left her.
She's dating.
She killed her husband-I mean, he died.
What would your mother-in-law do if she saw you crying?
Take some deep, sick satisfaction in it.
Smile slyly but ask me what's wrong.
She'd leave me alone but ask my son why I'm being hysterical.
She'd tell everyone that I was crying.
Have you ever accidentally offended your mom-in-law?
My very presence offends her.
She isn't easily offended but pretends to be, so yes, I probably have.
Every time we speak apparently.
No, I don' think so, but she'd be happy if I did.
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Would you ever leave your husband/wife because of their mom?
It depends on how much more horrible she gets.
Yes, I would.
I think I would.
I have divorce papers in my office already.
What does your significant other think of their mother?
That she has a heart of gold.
That she's perfect.
That she means well.
That she's evil.
Would your mother-in-law pledge herself to Voldemort to save her son from you?
She'd think about it deeply.
No hesitation.
She really would.
She'd align herself with him minus the Dark Mark.
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Which house do you think your mother-in-law would be sorted into?
Ravenclaw.
Slytherin.
Gryffindor.
Hufflepuff.
What do you think their favorite class would be?
Potions- to make me leave her son alone.
Transfiguration- she'd love to turn me into a frog.
Defense Against the Dark Arts- she thinks I'm evil.
Flying- she'd love to put on a broom and never look back.
For which of these reasons would your mother-in-law get a detention at Hogwarts?
For being the mastermind of an operation.
For being rude to a teacher.
For encouraging discord.
For fighting with someone.
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If spells weren't allowed, what other magical method would she use to get rid of you?
She'd recruit some Dementors to give me a kiss.
She'd give me a cursed necklace.
She would give me a love potion to fall in love with someone else.
She'd get a werewolf to bite me.
If she were to use a Polyjuice Potion to turn into you, what would she do as you?
Pretend that I could not be trusted (lying and stealing on my behalf).
Pretend that I was having multiple affairs on her son.
Pretend that I was verbally abusive.
Pretend that I was physically abusive.
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Do you think your mother-in-law is evil enough to make Horcruxes?
Maybe just one.
She'd have even more than Voldemort.
Yes, seven, just like Voldemort.
Yes, a solid three.
Let's pretend that you're Harry Potter. What would your mother-in-law do to you in order to prepare you for Voldemort?
Incapacitate me.
Kill me...oops.
Torture me.
Tell me all the things they're gonna do to me.
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Which Deathly Hallow would they use to make your life a living hell?
The invisibility cloak.
The elder wand.
The resurrection stone.
All three.
Who would your mother-in-law's favorite Death Eater be?
Lucius Malfoy.
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Severus Snape.
Igor Karkaroff.
For which of these reasons would your mother-in-law have joined Voldemort?
To ask him to get rid of me.
To get strong enough to kill me herself.
To learn from the Dark Lord how to make my life miserable.
Because she's evil...plain and simple.
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Where would your mother-in-law hide her Dark Mark?
On her back.
She wouldn't hide it.
On her thigh.
Behind her head, like a true lunatic.
Are you a big Harry Potter fan?
I love everything about the wizarding world.
I like the books and the movies.
Not particularly.
I like the movies.
Do you honestly think that your mother-in-law would make a good Death Eater?
Maybe a minion, not a fill-blown Death Eater.
She's bad enough to be Voldemort himself.
Yes, she's be perfect for the job.
She has the potential to be a good one.
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