Which Dinosaur Is Your Soul Guardian?

By: Raj Chander
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Dinosaur Is Your Soul Guardian?
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About This Quiz

Popular culture has been obsessed with dinosaurs for years. Just take a look at the "Jurassic Park" film series for proof. From a straightforward 1990 novel by Michael Crichton sprang an entire universe of sci-fi fantasies, including five movies (with a sixth underway) produced over three decades, plus countless action figures, kids' meal toys and other merchandise that flew off the shelves almost as fast as it was put there.

While we all love a good Steven Spielberg flick, and Jeff Goldblum's classic turn in the first movie is the stuff of Hollywood legends, there is more to the allure of the series than quality cinematic craftsmanship. The main ingredient is the subject matter itself: dinosaurs, those mysterious reptilian giants that once walked the places where we live, eat, and drive.

It's tough to name one particular thing that attracts us to the dinosaurs, but a recurring theme is how little we know about them. Much of what we have deduced is the result of careful study of their bones and computer simulations designed to recreate what life was like tens of millions of years ago. Many are also obsessed with their power: Dinosaurs are thought to be the largest predators to ever walk on land, with the strength to easily destroy a modern vehicle or house.

As we learn more and more about these historic creatures, one question creeps to the top of our minds: Which dinosaur is most like us? That depends on your soul, the core of your existence. Tell us about yourself with the questions below and we'll decide which dinosaur influences your spiritual identity.


Before we really dive in, how into dinosaurs are you anyway?
Everything about them is awesome!
They're pretty interesting from an academic standpoint.
I guess they are cool, but I'm not obsessed with them or anything.
They're on the same level as other sci-fi ideas.
Would you describe yourself as an aggressive person?
I can be, but I prefer not to be.
Not at all
If aggression is required by my team, that's what I'll provide.
Yes, I'm shameless about going after what I want.
How much do you care about being the best in your chosen field?
I just want to live my life.
I want to be the best in everything I do.
I'd rather win as a group than receive individual accolades.
As long as I'm competing and giving my best, nothing else matters.

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You and your friends are planning a fun outing together, what are you doing?
Sharing stories about dating
Eating dinner together and catching up quietly
An escape room
Playing a rough sport like football
They set the standard for dinosaurs in pop culture – which is your favorite "Jurassic Park" movie?
Jurassic Park III
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park
Jurassic World
We still aren't 100% sure what each type of dinosaur ate, but we can make pretty accurate inferences. Which of these cuisines do you most enjoy?
Vegan
Indian
Brazilian
Italian

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You've got a big day of work coming up, how do you pump yourself up?
Reminding myself of how strong and powerful I am
Thinking about all my great teammates and supporters
I just don't worry about it and act normal.
I focus on doing things my own way and worrying about the results later.
When faced with a problem, do you prefer solving it alone or enlisting help from others?
I'm strong enough to fix it on my own.
Everything is better with teamwork.
Most of the time, I'll ask for help.
It depends on the situation – I can do both.
What's your favorite activity for when it's time to relax?
Reading a good book
Chilling on the beach by myself
Spa day with my best friends
Enjoying a movie with my spouse

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Which of these musical artists are you most likely to go see in concert?
Ed Sheeran
One Direction
Metallica
Grateful Dead
What would be your go-to move in a fight as a dinosaur?
Ganging up with others and attacking as a group
Headbutt
A massive, forceful bite
Whipping my tail to intimidate opponents
Dinosaurs are more known for their size than speed, but some could really move. How fast can you run?
I'm more about strength than speed.
I can move pretty quickly.
I'm not very fast, but I make up for it with size.
I usually don't need to, but if it comes down to it I'm pretty agile.

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All dinosaurs had different roles to play in the prehistoric food chain. Which of these is your ideal job?
Night shift technician
Veterinarian
MMA fighter
Human resources manager
Most dinosaurs were pretty strong simply from their sheer size. How would you describe your strength level?
I'm one of the strongest I know.
I rely more on intellect than strength.
I am strong when I have to be, but I don't like confrontation.
I'm a little stronger than the average person my size.
Which of these sports is your favorite?
Rugby
Soccer
Golf
Bowling

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Some dinosaurs had ferocious appetites. How often do you eat?
As often as I can, because I'm pretty active
3-4 times a day, always with other people when possible
1-2 larger meals per day
It varies, but 4-6 smaller meals per day is ideal.
Let's say you are facing a tense situation involving a few other people–how would you defuse things?
Showing everyone how powerful I am so they quickly calm down
Communicating with reason and logic
I'd physically leave the situation.
I'd try to reach a fair compromise.
Every dinosaur needs to fuel up for a long day of stomping around and hunting. What's your beverage of choice for energy?
Red Bull
Espresso
Tea
Juice

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Dinosaurs communicated in many unique ways. How would you express yourself as a dinosaur?
Whipping my tail to intimidate people
Roaring as loudly as possible
Snarls and facial expressions
Clicks and pops with my voice
What do you most want people to remember you for?
Being nice to everyone
Being intelligent
Doing my own thing
Being tough and strong
The animal kingdom was much different back when dinosaurs roamed. Which of these non-dinosaur animals is your favorite?
Hawk
Rhinoceros
Great white shark
African elephant

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If you were cast in a movie, which role would you want to play?
The starring hero
The evil genius villain
An extra
An important supporting role
Do you think children should be carefully brought up, or mostly left to fend for themselves?
I'd lean to the more nurturing side.
They should be cared for and taught closely.
It's all about trial by fire – only the strong survive.
A healthy balance of both is ideal.
How do you handle it when someone gets on your nerves?
Leaving the room
Growling at them until they stop
Challenging them to a fight
Insulting them with a witty barb

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What is your ideal type of outfit?
Something that fits my individual style
Something bright and flashy that communicates my status
Something low-key and comfortable
Something with short sleeves that displays my strength
Would you describe yourself as more of an analytical or impulsive person?
Impulsive, but my impulses are usually correct.
Definitely more analytical
I lean more to the analytical side, but sometimes have impulses.
I'm balanced, but lean more impulsive.
Dinosaur mating habits are one of their most studied traits. What's the best way to meet a romantic partner?
A party or social function
A dating app
Family connections
We attended college together.

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How would you deal with a difficult coworker?
Continuing to outperform them until they had to relent
Appealing to their sense of reason
Avoiding them as much as possible
I'd grit my teeth and get through it.
Which class was your favorite in elementary school?
Gym
Language arts
Reading
Math
Which of these U.S. cities would you most want to live in?
New York
Austin
Portland
San Diego

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