Which Dog Breed Is Your Soul-Pet?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which Dog Breed Is Your Soul-Pet?
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About This Quiz

Soulmates aren't always romantic. In fact, our pets may very well be the companions that our soul has truly been looking for. If you've ever developed a deep love for a pet before, you know that there is something special about the bond that forms between the two of you. You start to look like each other, you pick up each other's mannerisms and, just like an old couple, you can anticipate each other's needs and thoughts.

Are you the kind of person who spends hours in front of the mirror each morning, getting every detail of your look just right before you walk out the door? If so, there's a high-maintenance breed that might be the perfect match for you. We'll give you a hint; it rhymes with doodle.

On the other hand, maybe you're more laid-back and easy-going than that. If you are the kind of person who always greets people with kindness and warmth, the Golden Retriever might be the one that you've been seeking. With this breed, you can expect a gentle, sweet kind of love that is reliably there for you.

Perhaps you don't identify with either of those options. Not to worry, there's plenty of other breed choices out there. All we need to do is to figure out what makes you tick. Are you ready? Go get it.

What size dog fits you the best?
Tiny.
Small.
Medium.
Large.

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How would you describe your energy level?
I'm pretty relaxed, but I will rise to the occasion in an emergency.
I am generally very laid-back and chill.
I've learned to keep my energy under control.
I'm a ball of energy.

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Which activity sounds most appealing to you?
A glamorous night on the town.
Cuddling up on the couch to watch a movie.
Playing in the park.
Investigating a hot new spot.

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Where would you rather go on a trip?
Tibet.
England.
Germany.
France.

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Are you more introverted or extroverted?
I love being around people, but I do prefer smaller, more intimate groups.
I do enjoy my alone time, but I like to go out and be the center of attention once in a while.
I tend to be more introverted, but it's not like I'm antisocial.
I'm very extroverted. The bigger the gathering, the better.

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Which treat are you most likely to give your canine friend?
A bone.
A biscuit.
A pig's ear.
A dental chew.

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Do you enjoy going on walks or would they be more of an inconvenience for you?
I love going for walks. I probably do a few miles a day.
I'm not that big on taking walks. I might hire someone to do that for me.
It can be an inconvenience sometimes, but I'm always happy that I did it.
I love going on walks, but I do have a busy life that restricts how far I can go.

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Would you enjoy playing fetch with your dog?
We might do that once in a while.
That would be one of the main things that we would do together.
Ugh, no thank you.
I'd be more interested in teaching them tricks.

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Are you looking for a watchdog or a dog that will offer a friendly greeting to everyone?
I'd prefer a dog who was too cool to say hello.
I just want a dog that's a friendly greeter at the door.
I want them to keep an eye on things, but not be so intimidating as to scare people.
I want a dog who is going to protect me.

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Do you have any small children?
My children are not babies, but they're still young.
Yes, I have small children at home.
No, I don't have any small kids.
I have children, but they're older now.

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Would you consider yourself to be a reliable person?
You can count on me, no matter what.
I rely on those around me more than they rely on me.
I have to admit that I may have to cancel our plans to deal with an emergency.
I do tend to flake out on things fairly regularly.

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Are you more gentle or aggressive?
I'm highly aggressive, but I'm really a sweetheart underneath.
I'm very affectionate, but there's plenty of courage in this tiny heart of mine.
I'm as sweet and gentle as can be.
I'm more aloof and distant.

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How do you feel about cats?
I'm fascinated by them.
I hate them.
I love them.
I tolerate them.

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Are you going to teach your dog a lot of tricks?
We're going to do some training on the basic stuff.
Yes, they are going to know all kinds of cool tricks.
I'll hire someone to train them to do what they need to for dog shows.
No, I don't think we'll do any of that.

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How often do you plan on going to the dog park?
Never, those places are disgusting.
We'll head over there a few times a week.
I'll take my dog at least once a day.
We might make it there once or twice a month.

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Would you consider yourself to be low or high maintenance?
I guess I would be somewhere in the middle.
I'm about as easy to please as they come.
I like a few things to be a specific way, but I'm pretty low-maintenance otherwise.
I definitely know how I want things done. People say that makes me high maintenance. Whatever.

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How long do you spend getting ready for the day?
It will usually take me 20 minutes or so.
I spend way over an hour.
10 minutes is all I'm going to need.
I'd say about 30 or 40 minutes.

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When was the last time that you treated yourself to a spa day?
I've never been to the spa.
I treated myself to a spa day once in the last year.
I've been to the spa, but it was a long time ago.
I've been a few times this month.

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How likely are you to enter your soul-pet in a dog show?
We might try it once for fun.
Yes, we're definitely going to do that.
I'll watch it on TV, but there's no way I'm putting my dog in one of those things.
I'm not interested in dog shows at all.

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How big is your circle of friends?
I have a very small and a very tight-knit group of friends.
It seems like everyone I meet becomes my friend.
My crew rolls very deep.
I'm friendly with many folks, and I'm always excited to meet new people.

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Do you keep up with celebrity gossip?
Yes, I can't get enough of it.
It's not a big interest of mine, but I don't try to block it out when I hear stuff like that.
I'll pay attention when a big scandal is going on, but I'm not obsessed or anything.
No, I can't stand that garbage.

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Where would you rate your level of intelligence?
I get by just fine.
I'm very sharp.
I'm no dummy.
I'm the smartest cookie you're going to meet.

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Which best describes your fashion sense?
Casual and comfortable.
Hip and cutting-edge.
Business attire.
Formal at work, casual at home.

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Do you work out?
Yes, I'm in amazing shape.
I have a gym membership, but I don't use it very much.
No, and I really have no desire to.
I go to the gym every day, but it's mostly to be seen there.

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Would you say that you have an intimidating presence?
I don't, but you really shouldn't underestimate me.
I am gorgeous, which is intimidating to some, I'm sure.
Not really, but I guess my size could put some on edge.
Yes, but I'm actually very sweet and kind underneath my intimidating exterior.

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Which of these careers is most appealing to you?
Police officer.
Nanny.
Model.
Gym teacher.

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How likely are you to be the one to risk yourself to save the day?
That would be a total waste. I'm far too precious to risk myself in that way.
I'd rather not. Is there anyone else who'd be willing to do it?
You would be surprised by how brave I actually am.
I'm definitely the kind of person who would do that.

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Would you say that you're a loyal person?
It would take a lot for me to turn away from someone I'm close to.
Yes, I would say that I'm a very loyal person.
Once you've earned my loyalty, it's yours for life.
No. It's more like, "What have you done for me lately?"

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Which movie featuring dogs would you rather watch?
"Air Bud"
"Look Who's Talking Now"
"K-9"
"Seven Psychopaths"

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Which sounds the most like the main characteristic you're looking for in a soul-pet?
Protection.
Playfulness.
Sweetness.
A fashion statement.

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