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About This Quiz
Whether you are young or old, there is almost no doubt that your life has been touched by Dr. Seuss in some way. But all of his books are so different: which one has defined your life?
Do you ever mess with people on the Internet?
Sure, all the time.
No, that would be mean.
Who has time for that?
No, I hardly use the Internet.
How much trouble did you get into while in school?
All sorts of it.
No, but I used to get picked on.
I got in trouble from time to time.
None at all.
Will you take no for an answer?
Never.
Yes, but I still stand up for what is right.
I don't bother with that kind of thing, I do what I do.
Sure I will.
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What type of show is your favorite?
A hidden camera prank type show.
A soap opera.
Reality shows.
A nature show.
Who chooses where to go out to eat, you or your partner?
Me, always.
Usually my partner.
Who cares?
Usually me.
What do you do on a Saturday night as a teen?
Play some ding dong ditch.
Stay home and read.
Try and find a party.
Take a walk.
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Do you have a lot of friends?
Not really, I don't get along with people that well.
I have a few, but they are very close.
I have all sorts of people I hang out with.
No, I like to spend time by myself.
How important is money to you?
It is really important.
It is kind of important.
It is important because you can do fun things when you spend it.
It is not important at all.
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Do you have a 401K?
Yeah, I need to take care of myself, no one else will.
Yes, I don't want to die poor.
No, who has time to worry about money?
No, I don't trust investors with my money.
If your best friend does something dumb, what do you do?
Bug them about it until they fix it.
Support them.
Take them out for some drinks.
Nothing, it is none of my business.
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How much do you worry about climate change and the environment?
Not at all.
I worry about it a lot.
I worry about it, but not that much
I worry about it more than anything.
Which presidential candidate is your favorite?
Donald Trump.
Hillary Clinton.
Gary Johnson.
Bernie Sanders.
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How do you get along with your parents?
Not that great, we argue a lot.
Good, they are very nice to me.
Not great, they are always judging me.
Good, but we are not close.
You see a guy begging for money who says he is homeless, what do you do?
Tell him to get a job.
Offer him some money to do some work at your home.
Give him 5 bucks, thinking that he will get some beers with it.
Offer him a sandwich.
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Your friend betrays you, what do you do?
Mess with them until they cry.
Assume they're hurting and forgive them.
Move on without them, who cares?
Try to salvage the friendship, as it is hard for you to make friends.
Do you believe in aliens?
I don't think so.
Of course.
I don't know, but it would be wild if they existed.
No, I have too much to worry about protecting our planet.
What would you do if someone wanted to turn your favorite park into a mall?
Get ready to go shopping.
I would feel sad for the how things are changing.
I have more important things to worry about.
I would lay down in front of the bulldozers.
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What is your perfect home?
A big house in the suburbs.
A nice cottage in a small town.
An apartment in a big city.
A cabin in the woods.
Which of the places below sounds like your ideal breakfast place?
A diner.
A coffeeshop.
A good brunch place with Bloody Marys.
Anyplace that is quiet.
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How do you ask someone out?
I let them know I am interested in them, and don't quit.
I just make sure that we both like each other, then ask them to do something mellow.
I usually just hit on people at bars and clubs.
I don't. I am too shy.
What would you do if you inherited money?
Spend it all on myself.
Give it to charity.
Spend it partying.
Donate it to environmental causes.
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What was the reason you cried last?
I don't cry.
Because of the pain of someone close to me.
Because I didn't get what I wanted.
Because of what is going on in the world.
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