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"Edward Scissorhands" is a work of Tim Burton's twisted, creative genius. Which of the peculiar characters are you most like? Play on to find out how you fit into this strange cast!
Do you have any hidden talents?
Trimming (hair, hedges, fur, etc.).
I have a number of hidden talents.
No, not really. I put it all out there.
I can tie a cherry stem using my mouth.
Are you close with your neighbors?
I don't even know their names.
Not really, but we talk whenever we run into each other.
Yes, we're friends.
We wave and smile at each other and that's about it.
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Do you enjoy gossip?
Nope.
It depends on who/what it's about.
Yes, I's a huge gossip.
I like being in the loop, yeah.
Who are you in your friend group?
The responsible one.
The fun one.
The quiet one.
The athletic one.
Hearing someone described as a "perversion of nature" makes you feel:
Nervous.
A bit turned on/intrigued.
Indifferent, I don't make conclusions until I meet people myself.
I'm not sure what that means.
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Do you enjoy neighborhood barbecues/get-togethers?
The food may not be the greatest, but the gossip is always delicious.
Sure, I like friendly gatherings.
No, they're so annoying.
I don't mind them.
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Has anyone ever mistaken you for a murderer?
No, but I've been mistaken for other sorts of crimes.
Yes.
No, but I've mistaken someone else for a murder. It was a paranoid time.
Nope.
Is your community important to you?
It's not my top priority.
I move around a lot.
Yes, community means everything.
Sure, community is important.
Are you willing to take risks?
Calculated risks, yeah.
Nope, I prefer to be cautious.
Yes, as long as the pay off it worth it.
As long as no one could get hurt, I'd consider it.
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Pick a weekend activity:
Hanging with my partner or best friend.
Camping in the mountains.
Catching up with family and friends.
Meeting potential lovers.
Has anyone ever tried and failed to seduce you?
Yeah, I practically ran outta there.
No, but I've swung and missed a few times.
At first yeah, but I was won over by their charm.
No, I'm not much of a flirt.
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What's your biggest flaw?
My naivete.
My confidence isn't the greatest.
My stuborness.
I'm too trusting.
Are you gullible/easily tricked?
Yeah, but I'm learning.
I used to be, but I've wised up.
No, I'm usually the one doing the tricking.
Kinda, it depends on who I'm around.
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Have you ever thrown a party that no one showed up to?
No - technically, the people who helped set up showed up.
Yes.
I've never thrown my own party.
No, my parties have all been successes.
Do you think you could be romantically involved with someone who has scissor blades instead of fingers and hands?
Maybe, but probably not.
Not a romantic relationship, no.
Sure, why not?
Absolutely not.
Would you say you're altruistic?
I'm more hedonistic, so no.
Kinda, depending on my mood.
I try to be.
Yes.
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Do you feel understood by most others?
Nope, only a few people understand me.
No one truly understands me.
Sure, I'd say so.
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
When someone tells you to run, do you run?
I might ask why first.
Yes, I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Probably not, no.
I would depend on who'd telling me.
Have you ever been chased by a mob of angry house wives?
I can't say I have.
Yes, more than once.
No, but I've been part of an angry mob.
That sounds terrifying.
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Is your anger under control?
For the most part, yeah.
It's hard to get my worked up, but if it happens, watch out!
Ehh, it depends on who and what is irritating me.
I don't really get angry.
Do you have any scars?
Yes, particularly on my face.
Everyone has scars.
Not many.
Nothing remarkable, but a few from childhood.
Have you ever had a forbidden or tragic love?
Nope.
Yes, and I haven't been the same since.
Yes, but I moved on.
Love is for schmucks.
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Would you lie to a large group of people if it meant your friend wouldn't get in trouble?
I'd do anything for my friends.
I depends on what I'd be lying about.
No.
Probably not.
Pick your tool of choice for trimming hedges:
Scissor hands.
Trimming shears, nothing fancy.
I don't trim my own hedges.
Some sort of fixed blade.
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