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About This Quiz
For almost 30 years, the world has followed the adventures of America's craziest family on The Simpsons. Did you ever want to know which member of this iconic family you are? Take the quiz and find out!
If you were studying at Springfield Elementary, in what subject would you excel?
Art.
Home Economics.
Just one? I pretty much excel at everything!
Gym.
If you were a spokesperson for a product, what would it be?
Dish soap.
Oven mitts.
I wouldn't sell out.
Breath mints.
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Out of the list below, who would you say is your favorite musican?
Michael Jackson.
Ringo Starr.
Tito Puente.
Spinal Tap.
If you were to commit a crime, which one would it be?
Why only one? I'd go for all of them!
Breaking and entering.
Eco-terrorism.
Vandalism.
Which of these The Simpsons guest stars is your favorite?
Glenn Close.
Ringo Starr.
Dustin Hoffman.
Amy Poehler.
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If you lived in Springfield, which of these landmarks would be your favorite?
Moe's Tavern.
Mr. Burns' Casino.
Springfield Library.
Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.
Which health issue are you most likely to suffer from?
Alcoholism.
Anxiety.
Depression.
Attention Deficit Disorder.
Almost everyone in Springfield has interacted with Mr. Burns. How would you like to interact with him?
I would work for him.
I would be one of his many crushes.
I would work with him on philanthropic events.
I would want him to adopt me as his child.
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Snake has once again broken out of Springfield Penitentiary. What does he steal from you?
My car.
One of my many necklaces.
My saxophone.
One of my baseball cards.
What is one of your darkest secrets?
I'm an open book.
I've been dying my hair for a while.
I had an eating disorder.
I once sold my soul to my best friend.
If you were to go on vacation, where would you go?
Duff Gardens.
Napa Valley.
Washington DC.
Itchy & Scratchy Land.
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How smart do you think you are?
I was extremely intelligent until I shoved a crayon up my nose.
I think I am pretty smart.
I'm in Mensa.
I'm mischievous, but not necessarily intelligent.
What is your dream job?
Running a bowling alley.
I'm already doing my dream job.
Making music.
Working in demolition.
You've just arrived at Oktoberfest. Where do you go first?
The beer tents.
The designated driver cage.
The concert area.
The food booths.
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Of all the Treehouse of Horror episodes, which skit was your favorite?
"The Raven" from Season 1.
"Easy Bake Coven" from Season 9.
"BFF R.I.P" from Season 27.
"Bart Simpson's Dracula" from Season 5.
You wake up in the middle of the night. What do you do?
Eat 64 slices of processed cheese.
Worry.
Get a drink of water.
Prepare a prank.
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What is one of your biggest faults?
Do I have to choose just one? I have too many to count.
I am sometimes seen as a doormat.
I can come across as a know-it-all.
I am a disrespectful brat.
Which of the pets in the Simpson household is your favorite?
Mr. Pinchy, a lobster.
I like each one equally.
One of the Snowballs.
Santa's Little Helper.
Which of these jobs have you held?
Safety Inspector at a power plant.
A police officer.
I ran an underground newspaper.
A bartender for the mob.
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Many controversies have rocked Springfield. Which one do you think would trouble you the most?
The milk being fed to schoolchildren was rat milk.
Why children's programming has to be so violent.
An archaeological fossil discovered in Springfield is actually a fake.
My new toy was actually programmed to destroy other toys.
What is the most similar to your favorite childhood toy?
I really liked my crayons.
I loved my Easy Bake Oven.
I love my Malibu Stacy.
I couldn't live without my Krusty the Clown Doll.
What is the nicest thing you've done for a family member?
I have stayed in a job I hate.
Everything I do is nice: I can't pick just one thing.
I inadvertently helped my sibling get into a better school.
I bought my sibling something that they really wanted.
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What is the coolest thing you would do with Grampa Simpson?
Nothing. I really don't like him.
Teach him how to paint.
Play bingo with him and his friends.
Listen to his war stories.
While creating a barbecue pit, someone close to you loses their temper and ends up creating a work of art. What do you do?
I claim that I inspired their work.
I am jealous because they stole my dream.
I proudly tell others when their show is.
I laugh while watching them create the piece.
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When it comes to gifts, what is the best thing someone has ever given you?
A beer.
My family.
A pony.
An elephant.
How would you be associated with Moe Szyslak?
I would pay him for services.
I had a business venture with him.
I inspired him to write.
I would prank his establishment.
How do you feel about Patty & Selma Bouvier?
I hate them.
I love them.
I'm slightly annoyed by them.
They scare me.
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