Which Famous Baseball All-Star are You?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Famous Baseball All-Star are You?
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About This Quiz

The "Midsummer Classic" has been a baseball tradition since 1933. Since then the American and National leagues have pitted the best-assembled players every year to battle for the All-Star title. However, over the years some All-Stars stand out more than others. Which of these famous Baseball All-Stars are you?
Which MLB stadium would you most like to play in?
Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas.
Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Missouri.
Yankee Stadium in New York City, New York.
What do you owe your success in life? Hard work, natural talent, or luck?
I'm a country kid who's always worked hard.
I have some talent, but I'm a harder worker.
Probably a hearty mix of both.
I'd say talent as things come easy to me.
What is your best skill?
Throwing hard pitches.
Acting like a wall to anything coming near me.
I'm all personality.
Swinging the bat.

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You wake up with a hangover. Do you go to work?
Yep, I'm all in.
Depends on how bad the hangover is.
I'll try at least. I don't know if I'll be there all day.
Nope. I'm calling in.
You're at a ballgame and another fan is heckling you. How do you respond?
I punch them in the face. They'll never know it's coming.
I'd laugh and buy him a drink.
I'd just ignore it. It's not worth fussing over.
Depends how drunk I am and if there is a girl to show off in front of.
How do you keep yourself in shape?
I lift weights.
I don't really do anything.
I do a lot of cardio.
I play ball every day.

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You see someone being bullied a couple rows ahead of you at a ballgame. What do you do?
Step in and stand up for the person being bullied.
Pull out my phone to get some video.
Go get security or police.
I'd go over to see if I can lend a hand.
What's your favorite kind of pitch?
Fastball.
Slider.
Curveball.
Any pitch in my strike zone.
How hard do you think you can throw a baseball?
Over 100 mph consistently.
Less than 60 mph.
Between 60 and 70 mph.
Above 70 mph, but not over a hundred.

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Would you just stop one of Nolan Ryan's pitches without wearing padding for $10,000?
Yep.
I would try.
Not a chance in the world.
I'd step up to do it, but would probably bail at the last second.
Which of these teams are you tired of seeing winning?
The New York Yankees.
The St. Louis Cardinals.
The Chicago Cubs.
The Boston Red Sox.
Your best friend cost you a big-time client. How do you approach him or her?
A punch to the face.
I would want some kind of compensation.
I'd shrug it off, I guess.
I'd get even in the future.

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Who are you most likely to help if you see someone in trouble?
A woman or child.
The weakest person.
The innocent.
I'd probably just go get someone else to help.
Which is your preferred method of cross-country travel?
Truck.
Bus.
Airplane.
Train.
How would people describe your baseball swing?
Well, I've got a good bunt.
It's decent, but maybe not the best.
I've got a pretty strong swing.
Smooth as butter.

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What kind of a first impression do you leave people?
They might think I'm a jerk, but that's just me being gruff.
That I'm pretty intelligent.
That I make them feel comfortable.
That they'll want to party with me all night long.
Does your first impression actually reflect who you are?
I think I'm nicer than people think.
Yes and no.
They are close, but I open up more when I know someone better.
No doubt.
Which of these sports, besides baseball, would you have liked to turn pro in?
Football.
Soccer.
Basketball.
Tennis.

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Who were you in high school?
I was a bully.
I was a class clown.
I was a star athlete.
I was Mr. Popular.
You sign a massive baseball contract. What is the first thing you buy?
A nice pick up truck.
Some land to hunt on.
A house for my mom.
Things for a massive party.
How do you want to celebrate your retirement?
A small gathering with my closest family and friends.
A nice meal at my favorite restaurant would be fine.
I'd rather not celebrate. I just want to ride off into the sunset.
A huge bash.

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How do you greet an eager fan who approaches you while you are eating with family?
Tell them to bug off.
Smile and walk them away from the table, asking them to not return.
Buy the person a drink.
Invite the person to join me.
Do you slide head first or feet first?
I don't slide.
I go in head first.
I slide whichever way will get me the base.
Feet first.
Which is the best feat to attain in baseball?
Getting to the Hall of Fame.
Breaking an unbreakable record.
Being known as the greatest ever.
A World Series ring.

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What is more important to you before a big game - sleep or practice?
I like my sleep. Practice will only wear me out.
Neither. I like to drink a bit to wear off the jitters.
I like my sleep but will probably take a few practice swings to get in the groove.
I'll practice for hours the night before and day of.
Which is the best weather to play ball?
Cold so the ball is sailing.
A cloudy day with a little chill in the air.
I like it warm but overcast.
A sunny day so the outfielders can't see what i have coming for them.
What type of shower do you take?
I like ice cold showers.
I like steaming hot showers.
I like lukewarm.
I like to start it hot and then the last 30 seconds I spike myself cold.

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Which is your favorite ballpark food?
Ice cream.
Hot dog.
Nachos.
Cotton Candy.
How easy is it to leg out a triple?
I have a hard enough time legging out a single.
A double is my max.
Easy as can be.
I just prefer to knock it out of the park and trot the bases.
Which is your favorite type of game?
Any game I am destroying it.
The All-Star Game.
Regular season when it's coming down the wire and my team needs me to hit in clutch.
Game seven of the World Series.

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