Which Famous Comedian Would Laugh at Your Jokes?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Famous Comedian Would Laugh at Your Jokes?
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About This Quiz

While some people might not get your sense of humor, you know you are hilarious. Come on, you are one of the funniest people around. All you need is a microphone, a stage, an audience and a camera on you, and you are ready to slay as a standup comedian. Jokes? You've got a ton of them, and all of them are good, and your stage presence is the best, well at least you think it probably would be. 

If only you had a famous comedian that was on your side, someone that saw your set and thought it was hilarious, who would it be? Do you have the kind of mellow yet socially aware vibe that someone like Dave Chappelle would dig? Are you the kind of person that is more observational like Jerry Seinfeld? Or maybe you are sort of a prop comic, the kind of comedian that Carrot Top would think was the funniest thing ever. Actually lets scratch that last one, there is no way you want to be that kind of comedian; you are way funnier than that. Which comedian would think you were the funniest? Maybe between telling jokes you can take this quiz and find out.

Which word best describes your sense of humor?
Goofy.
Raunchy.
Dry.
Dark.
How much of a feminist are you?
You might be surprised how supportive of feminism I am.
Not at all.
I wouldn't go that far.
I'm a total feminist.
How regularly do you swear in your comedy?
Pretty regularly.
Once in a while.
Hardly ever.
All the time.

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How whiny is your voice?
There are moments of whining.
I have a very whiny voice.
I guess you could call it whiny. I definitely complain a lot.
I'm not whiny at all.
Which fashion statement best fits your style?
Khakis and a dress shirt.
Red leather.
Jeans and a T-shirt.
Business casual.
How much are you trying to shock your audience?
I'm constantly trying to throw them a curve ball.
My shocks are generally sweet and gentle.
Shock isn't really the right word.
I definitely want to catch them off-guard, for sure.

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How close to the edge do you push what is appropriate?
I stay pretty conservative. I generally stay far from the edge.
I like to play with the edge once in a while.
I tend to stay pretty far away from that place.
I cross that border on a regular basis. It's kind of my thing.
Which comedy movie do you like the most?
"Pootie Tang".
"Blazing Saddles".
"Coming to America".
"Mean Girls".
Which comedy TV show do you like the most?
"Saturday Night Live".
"Seinfeld".
"Friends".
"Arrested Development".

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Which standup comedy special is your favorite?
"Carlin at Carnegie".
"Live on the Sunset Strip".
"Shameless".
"Delirious".
Do you laugh at your own jokes?
It happens, but it's rare.
I laugh at my jokes all the time.
It's pretty common for me to crack myself up.
I never laugh at my own stuff.
How likely are you to go off on multiple tangents?
I can change direction so fast it will make you nauseous.
I'm all over the place.
I tend to stay on topic pretty well.
I will have a few tangents in a show.

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Which current late night talk show host do you like the most?
Jimmy Fallon.
Trevor Noah.
Stephen Colbert.
Conan O'Brien.
Which network best fits your comedy style?
HBO.
PBS.
Comedy Central.
NBC.
Which high school clique best fits you?
Jocks.
Cool kids.
Nerds.
Emo/Goth.

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How would you describe your laugh?
Snorting.
Embarrassing.
Ironic.
Unusual.
Do you tell more one-liners or long stories?
I don't really do one-liners, but I keep my stories short and to the point.
I mix it up between both.
My stories tend to go on for a while.
I'm all the about the one-liners.
Is your material more mundane or exceptional?
I like to start with mundane and then throw crazy at you out of nowhere.
I like to point out the exceptional and bizarre stuff.
I focus completely on the mundane.
I guess there are moments of both in my material.

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How anxious do you make the censors?
The censors will have a relaxing day with me.
They are going to be highly active, but they'll see it all coming.
They have to stay alert, but there won't be much activity.
I make censors incredibly nervous. You never know where I'm going next.
How well would you deal with a heckler?
I am legendary at destroying hecklers.
I'd handle it alright, but it would definitely get me fired up.
It didn't used to throw me off, but it probably would now.
It would bum me out, but I'd probably have some funny stuff in response.
How much touring would you like to do?
I'd prefer to stick close to home.
I'm up for a little bit of traveling.
I'm up for a good mix between traveling and staying home.
I'm up to go anywhere.

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Which venue fits your style the best?
30 Rockefeller Plaza.
The Beacon Theatre.
The Comedy Cellar.
Madison Square Garden.
Which generation is your comedy most appealing to?
Baby Boomers.
Generation X.
Millennials.
Generation Z.
What time slot is your comedy show most likely going to be on?
After midnight.
Somewhere around 10 p.m.
Prime time.
Just after the news.

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Which parental rating would be given to your comedy special?
PG.
R.
G.
NC-17.
Which famous deceased comedian is most like you?
George Carlin.
Johnny Carson.
Robin Williams.
Lucille Ball.
Which streaming service would most likely feature your standup special?
HBO NOW.
Crackle.
Hulu.
Netflix.

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How many of your jokes take on racism?
Hardly any of them.
Very few of them.
A few of them.
Most of them.
How likely are you to take on sexism in your comedy routine?
I might talk about it a little bit.
I don't think I'll go there.
I'll probably get a few jokes in on it.
That will be a focal point of my routine.
Which role on "Saturday Night Live" fits you the best?
Host.
Writer.
Critic.
Cast member.

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