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Over the years, courtesans have come and gone, but there have been a few who have made a name for themselves and have cemented their legacies in stone. So which of these famous ladies would you be?
What nickname would you want to have?
The National Courtesan.
The Independent Courtesan.
The Vengeful Courtesan.
The Glamorous Courtesan.
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Which famous man would you have dated?
William Shakespeare.
King Henry III.
Leonardo da Vinci.
Napoleon Bonaparte.
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As a courtesan, what would you have been revered for?
Your boldness.
Your sexual prowess.
Your beauty.
Your relentlessness.
How would you have been described?
I would have been described as unconventional.
I would have been described as confident.
I would have been described as calculating.
I would have been described as opportunistic.
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If a color was to be named after you, what would it be called?
Ravishing red.
Orgasmic orange.
Velvety violet.
Royal purple.
What color hair do you believe would’ve gotten you the most customers?
Jet black.
Different shades of brown.
Red.
Blonde.
How would you get men or women to become your benefactors?
With my charm.
With my intelligence.
With my wit.
With my many talents.
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After you retire, how could you see your life's story coming to an end?
I would die happily married.
I would die broke and poor.
I would die happy and content.
I would die among all my riches.
How would you get revenge on a client who failed to pay you?
I wouldn’t, I would move on.
I would ruin their family.
I would blackmail them for twice the amount.
I would steal all their money.
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What would you have done if you found out that your favorite client went to someone else?
Scream the house down.
Threaten to kill him.
Smile, leave, and plot their demise later.
Demand an explanation.
How do you act when things don’t go as planned?
I let it go.
I get very upset.
I try to fix it.
I get upset, but I never show it.
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What kind of flowers would your clients bring to you most often?
Orchids.
Sunflowers.
Poppies.
Violets.
What do you think the hardest part of being a courtesan is?
Not falling in love.
Not being conned.
Staying safe.
Staying one step ahead of everyone else.
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If you weren’t a courtesan, what kind of job would you have wanted to have?
Dancer.
Singer.
Fashion Designer.
Actress.
Which olden days pastime would you have enjoyed the most?
Horseback riding.
Drinking and playing cards.
The theater.
Political discussions.
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Which one of these quotes says the most about your life?
"I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals."
"When someone tells me I cannot do something, I want to do it more."
"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."
"Big girls need big diamonds."
How do you feel about jewelry?
It’s nice but not necessary.
I like getting it.
I have very particular tastes when it comes to jewelry.
I want it all.
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If you were a believer of virtues, which of these would be most important to you?
Charity.
Kindness.
Humility.
Diligence.
Lastly, which modern day man would be a client of yours?
Bill Gates.
Tom Cruise.
Vladimir Putin.
Prince Harry.
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