Which Famous Poet are you? Quiz

By: Ashley D
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Famous Poet are you? Quiz
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About This Quiz

Ever since the dawn of language, there has been poetry. Before we even had writing, we used rhyme and song to pass down our stories in the oral tradition, often for generations. Then along came the written word - and lo and behold the oldest story ever told was written in verse: "The Epic of Gilgamesh." Homer followed with the Iliad and a variety of other Greek verses.

From the time they learn to speak, children naturally grasp some of the basic rules of poetry, like scansion and rhyme. As their vocabulary grows and their understanding of the rules grows more explicit and clearer, they take pleasure in mixing words up and knowing when to break the rules. The most gifted of them go on to be able to put across in verse "what oft was thought, but ne'er so well expressed", as poet Alexander Pope had it.

Which of these titans of the literary pantheon are you most like? Perhaps your poetry is about sticking it to the status quo, or casting a light into the shadows of human sorrow. Perhaps you're all about deep thoughts, or satirizing conventional wisdom that isn't really that wise. Either way, there's a poet who came before who might be the role model you were looking for. Read on to find out who they are!

Where do you feel most inspired?
At home, alone.
At work.
On vacation.
Outdoors.
Which word would you use in a love poem?
Thrust.
Ravenous.
Yearning.
Bae.
Your writing is most like...
A classical master piece.
Meh.
An angsty journal entry.
A simple Haiku.

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Who should write your biopic?
Amy Poehler.
Lena Dunham.
Joss Whedon.
Christopher Nolan.
Which word would you use in a poem about food?
Martha Stewart.
Flavorful.
Scrumptious.
Nutella.
Pick a book to read on the beach.
Harry Potter -JK Rolling
The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
Inferno - Dan Brown
Bossypants - Tina Fey

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Pick a quote.
"Love is so short, forgetting is so long."
"Resist much, obey little."
"Is there no way out of the mind?"
"When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time."
Pick a metaphor.
She's a rainbow.
Life is a bowl of cherries.
It's raining men.
All the world's a stage.
Choose a form of poetry.
Sonnet.
Limerick.
Free Verse.
Sestina.

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Choose the best rhyme.
Jerk / Berserk.
Kindness / Fineness
Free / Sea
Kit / Knit
As a poet how successful will you be?
Poet Laureate.
Pulitzer Prize.
Starving Artist.
Best-seller.
Pick your favorite month!
January.
March.
October.
July.

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How does the world end?
With a bang.
With a fly buzzing.
With bliss.
With love.
Are you generally a happy person?
Yes.
Most days but not always.
How exactly would you define happiness?
Not really.
How often do you drink?
I usually have a glass of wine with dinner.
Never.
I would say I drink an average amount.
Once in a blue moon.

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How likely are you to follow a recipe, measure for measure, when cooking?
I always follow the recipe exactly.
I use the recipe as a guide but I like to experiment.
I'm so creative I don't even need a recipe!
Once I have a general idea I do what I want.
I will have sex with...
Only with my one true love.
Only with people I like.
Literally anyone.
Are they attractive? Okay to the bedroom!
When I am pissed...
I keep things to myself.
I sulk.
Everyone knows it.
My friends get an earful.

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Like everything else, dying is an art. How are you most likely to die?
My vices will get the best of me eventually.
Old age.
I've always assumed I'd be murdered by a jilted lover.
By my own hand.
Where would you rather live?
Downtown.
In a faraway exotic place.
In the suburbs.
In a quiet house in the country.
Love is...
Like a red, red rose.
Wonderful for those who find it.
Nice, but I can live without it.
A dog from hell.

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What kind of music do you like to write to?
Classical.
Jazz.
Something edgy and modern.
Nothing, I prefer silence.
My ego is...
Like Mount Everest, enormous and rock solid.
Like a glass moon, enormous but fragile.
Average I suppose.
Ego? I hate myself.
Do you purposefully avoid using big words or elegant speech so as not to appear too pompous or nerdy?
Yes, always.
Usually.
Rarely.
No, words are my connection to the world.

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Is your soul "an empty carousel at sunset"?
I wouldn't describe it quite like that.
How'd you know?
No.
Quite the opposite.
Siblings?
Only child.
1-2.
3-4.
5+
Choose a region you identify with?
New England.
Ireland.
South America.
NYC.

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Would you rather go to a local poetry reading or stay home and watch American Idol?
Poetry reading for sure!
American Idol without a doubt.
Neither.
I'd go to the poetry reading and record American Idol for later.
Have you ever written poetry?
Yes, I am a poet!
No, I've better things to write about.
I mostly just read poetry.
I honestly don't write much at all.
What's your relationship status?
Widowed.
Married.
Single.
Divorced.

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