Which Fancy Dog Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Fancy Dog Are You?
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About This Quiz

With 340 dog breeds out there, only a certain few get to proclaim being in the fancy dog category. Fancy dogs aren't like other dogs. Fancy dogs have a lot in common with heartier canines, but they have traits that make them a little extra. Whether it's extra adorable or extra special remains in the eyes of the owner, but we think there's a fancy dog that could be your spirit pooch. 

From the blushing face of the pharaoh hound to the strict maintenance standards of poodles, fancy dogs have qualities that put them ahead of the pack. Once we dig through the bones of your backyard, we will compare the things you share with some of the world's fanciest breeds. You may not think of yourself as being fancier than the average mutt, but we are sure we will find something that sets you apart like a fancy dog. 

As you fetch the answers, try to remain as open-hearted as a mommy dog with a new litter. Only your most instinctive choices will allow you to match up with your ideal fancy dog, so choose with the ferocity of a labrador with a brand new ball. Then, we'll let you know which posh pooch you really are! 

If you were a dog, what would you most want to chase?
Fetching sticks looks entertaining.
I would want to chase cats.
Playing frisbee looks like a blast.
Who doesn't want to chase a ball?
Why do you think dogs are superior to cats?
Dogs have more loyal hearts.
Dogs are a lot smarter than cats.
Cats cannot express their emotions.
I don't think dogs are superior to cats.
Which animal-related job would you most like to try?
Marine biologist
Lion tamer
Veterinarian
Dog walker

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What do you like most about smaller dog breeds?
Small dogs have nerves of steel.
They are a little more low maintenance.
Small dogs do not shed as much as bigger dogs.
Small dogs always let you know how they feel.
If your friends were a wolf pack, what rank would you have?
Hunter
Warrior
Alpha
Healer
Have you ever been tempted to taste dog food?
Some of it does smell tasty.
My dog eats human food.
If that happened, I would be concerned.
I taste everything I feed to my dog.

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How well would you do with obedience training?
I would ace the class.
I would probably get kicked out.
I would struggle, but I would make it.
There's no point in trying to obedience train me.
What do you imagine that dogs do when their owners are at work?
I think they throw huge backyard parties.
I'm sure my dog sulks and misses me all day.
I imagine that they try to find an escape route.
I think they do the sensible thing and sleep all day.
Which one of these wild dogs could be your spirit animal?
Coyote
Dingo
Wolf
Hyena

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Would your friends say you are more loyal, wishy-washy or calculating?
I know they would say I'm loyal.
The would say I'm calculating.
I would get the wishy-washy award.
My friends would say I'm more brutally honest.
How do you usually express your displeasure over an accident on the floor?
I tend to give a lot of side eye.
Sometimes, I pout.
I usually let my thoughts fly.
I shake my head in disgust.
Where is the best place for a dog to sleep most comfortably?
If my dog is any indication, it's the couch.
My dog sleeps in bed with me.
Dogs should sleep in their own beds.
Crates are the most comfortable place for dogs to sleep.

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You think you hear an intruder. What would you do?
I would turn on all the lights.
I would call 911.
I would grab a baseball bat and go for the door.
I would crawl under my bed and wait for them to leave.
Are you protective of those you love?
Those I love have been taught to protect themselves.
I'm not all that protective over anything.
I'm protective of those closest to me.
I think "overprotective" is the better term for me.
Which of these things is the scariest to you?
Wasps
Thunderstorms
The postman
Small dogs

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Would you rather have a St. Bernard or a Boston terrier?
I would like one of each.
I wouldn't care for either breed.
I would rather have the St. Bernard.
Boston terriers are great dogs!
Do you tend to get excited when you meet new people?
I do pee a little sometimes.
It's always nice to meet like minds.
I get a little nervous when I meet new people.
I'm not a fan of meeting new people.
Would you ever trick your dog into going to the vet?
It's the only way some dogs will go.
My dog and I have an open and honest relationship.
I don't think my dog really cares as long as there's a car ride involved.
I trick my dog into a lot of things.

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Does your dog ever go to work with you?
I wish my job allowed it.
My dog goes everywhere with me.
I work from home.
I'm in between jobs/dogs right now.
Would you ever volunteer to clean out the cages at an animal shelter?
I have done that in the past.
Eww! No.
I would rather donate money.
I'm more of the cuddling new babies type.
What is the most difficult part of having a new puppy?
Puppies have really sharp teeth.
Potty training is a nightmare.
Puppies like to chew too much.
Puppies have no boundaries like older dogs.

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How do you feel about being woken up by a wet nose?
It's the cutest thing in the world.
My dog has a doggie door.
I prefer to wake up to human cuddles.
I find it rather disrespectful of my dog.
Are you more like Brian Griffin or Snoopy at heart?
They are kind of the same.
I lean toward Snoopy's philosophies on life.
I think I'm more like Scooby Doo.
I'm a lot more like Brian Griffin.
Which human treat do you think dogs enjoy the most?
Peanut butter
Steak
Apples
Carrots

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Dogs have a good sense of smell. What's your strongest sense?
Taste
Touch
Sight
Hearing
What are your thoughts about the pit bull breed?
They are wonderful dogs.
Pit bulls are simply misunderstood.
They are a little too stocky for me.
The problems lie with the owners.
What trait would you look for when choosing a new family pet?
Friendliness
Size
Age
Appearance

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Could you be described as pompous or humble?
I guess it depends who you ask.
Let's just say I'm not humble.
Everyone I know knows I'm humble.
It's not being pompous, it's being confident!
Do you lean toward dogs with longer hair or shorter hair?
I'm not all that fussy.
Long hair is a must for dogs.
I prefer shorter hair for dogs.
It depends on the breed.
If you were a shepherd breed, what would you prefer to herd?
Sheep
Cows
Horses
Buffalo

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