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What is the benefit of knowing your future?
I can make changes to improve it.
Knowing my future would be fun.
I would hopefully find out everything is going to be okay.
I'm impatient and want to know now.
Do you think you can change your stars?
Yes, if I have enough warning.
No. They are the way they are.
I think anything is possible.
Not sure, but I'll try.
Which of these celebrities would you love to have a psychic reading with?
Angelina Jolie.
Cameron Diaz.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Brad Pitt.
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Have you ever been to a psychic?
No, I prefer the inanimate fortune tellers.
Yes, when I was in China.
I go at least once a year.
A few times for fun.
Have you ever tried to divine your own future?
Nah, that sounds like a lot of work.
Yes, from some book.
I have been for years.
I don't think I have the gift.
Do you feel you are sensitive to 'another' world or dimension?
Not, sure, but I feel things sometimes.
Yes or no, it doesn't matter.
Maybe, but I don't know what it feels like.
For sure.
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Which U.S. city do you think would be the best place to find a psychic?
Charleston, North Carolina.
New York, New York
San Francisco, California.
New Orleans, Louisiana.
Which fortune telling tool do you think is the most accurate?
Tarot cards.
Tea leaves.
Runestones.
A good psychic.
Which of these mysteries are you most curious about?
Alien beings.
Ghosts
If there is life after death.
Forgotten mysteries of the past.
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Have you ever seen a ghost?
I think so.
No
I have not seen one, but I have felt a ghost.
I see dead people.
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Have you ever played the lottery numbers on a fortune cookie?
Every time and it's done no good.
Once, but then I just forget about it.
Never thought about it.
No, I don't play the lottery.
What would cause you to walk out on a psychic?
They talk to me in a sketchy voice.
The crystal ball is really a bowling ball.
The person asks for too much money.
I receive a terrifying reading.
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How do you think divination works?
I am connected to a more spiritual world.
Chance.
No clue.
Intuition.
What is your current relationship status?
I'm single.
I'm dating a few people.
I've been married for a long time.
I'm engaged...at least for now.
What type of concern would lead you to fortune telling?
I need guidance on career decisions.
For fun.
I need to solve some money problems.
I need some relationship advice.
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How do you overcome obstacles?
I just deal with them as they come.
I plan, make goals, and go for it.
I ask for a lot of advice.
I go to my psychic.
How do you know your psychic is for real?
I don't.
The outcomes have been strangely accurate.
Faith.
They've never led me astray.
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Which type of fortune cookie message do you prefer?
Serious and prophetic.
Funny ones.
Messages that aren't fortunes at all.
Ugh. I hate Chinese food.
Where do you go to find a fortune teller?
Craigslist.
Online.
In Chinatown.
I just walk the back alleys until I come across one.
Do you think fortune telling is for fun or real?
For fun.
I believe it is a much abused industry, but the real ones are real.
I'm not really sure.
I believe with everything I have.
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How often is it appropriate to see a fortune teller?
Every quarter.
Every Sunday evening
Once a year.
Monthly or when I need guidance.
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Have you ever been duped by a fortune teller?
I'm sure I was early on.
Nope.
I don't think so.
Once for like $100.
Do you think flipping a coin can help lead you in the right direction?
As well as anything else.
No, it's just luck of the draw.
Maybe or maybe not. I'll flip a coin.
I think it helps me make a decision when I can't on my own.
What's your favorite Magic 8 Ball message?
"Try again later."
"Don't count on it."
"Signs point to yes."
"My sources say no."
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