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About This Quiz
The HBO series "Girls" is full of interesting characters. Are you Soshanna, Hannah, Marnie, Adam, Jessa, or Ray? Take this personality quiz to find out!
How old are you?
Age is a social construct.
I'm under 23 years old.
I'm an old soul.
I'm a kid at heart.
I'm 23 - 26 years old.
Why's that matter?
Who did you hang out with in high school?
The drama and theater kids
You didn't have many friends.
All my friends were much older.
You switched a lot between groups.
When you weren't with your mom, you grabbed brunch with a few friends.
Friends? Who needs 'em? You prefer solitude.
Who pays your bills?
Bills? What bills?
You do what you can.
You've always taken care of yourself...and everyone else.
You do, occasionally.
Your grandma.
Me or your partner.
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What are you passionate about?
Writing.
Living.
Acting.
Marketing and branding.
Perfectionism.
Cynicism.
What's your personal style?
Dark and mysterious.
Whatever is easiest.
Ready for anything.
I dress to impress.
Bohemian Chic.
Awkward and comfortable.
What's your favorite social media platform?
For personal or marketing use?
Facebook for creepin' on: friends, exes, love interests, potential employers, and everyone else.
Media can't be social!
Is that a Word alert?
Social media isn't your thing.
Twitter, you like to get the word out.
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How do you feel about shopping?
You need more details on what you shopping for.
Get in the car, you are going shopping now.
You feel conflicted because you want so much, but have so little money.
Materialism will rot your soul: Also, shop local.
You don't shop much...or at all.
The best things in life are free!
Do you like having roommates?
You love having roommates.
You don't like most people, especially roommates.
It doesn't matter if you like having roommates. The question is can you afford not to?
You like clean roommates.
Nature is your roommate.
Sure, why not? Roommates can be fun.
How do you feel about drugs and alcohol?
You don't feel anything about drugs and alcohol because you don't use them.
You may have accidentally smoked crack once.
You may or may not enjoy the occasional joint.
Consuming mind-altering substances makes you feel out of control, so no.
How don't you feel? You have all the feels.
You don't think your feelings are relevant, but you would say you're indifferent.
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How many jobs have you had?
Does babysitting count?
You've had a few decent jobs, but nothing career worthy yet.
You don't keep count. You like to move between gigs.
Does an unpaid internship count?
You're a successful self-starter and pretty much your own boss.
A couple really good ones.
How many of those jobs have you been fired from?
You weren't fired! You were downsized. The labor market for your position is highly competitive.
You weren't fired! You quit before they could fire you.
They don't know what they're missing! You weren't fired; you were laid off.
Well, you see, it wasn't really a sex scandal....
You stopped showing up. You usually quit before things get too serious or they can fire you.
None! You can't fire yourself. You would if you could, but you can't.
How would you describe your work ethic?
Work hard, play hard...but mainly play hard.
You never stop working, so you'd say you have a strong work ethic.
Your work ethic is sound: you always get the job done, no matter what.
You're good at what you do. When you're paid what you're worth, your work ethic is amazing.
You can be ethical without working hard, right?
If something needs to get done, it'll get done.
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What did you study in college?
You didn't go to college.
Marketing.
Writing.
You're a student of life.
College is for the rich kids.
Liberal Arts.
How do you feel about marriage?
Seriously? Maybe eventually but that's way far off.
Marriage? Um, no. You've got your whole life ahead of you and you need to establish yourself as an independent person.
You prefer not to think about that time in your life.
You've thought about it, but nothing has worked out and fear that you'll be forever alone.
Aside from your one short-lived marriage, there have been a couple other close calls. Luckily, you dodged a bullet on those ones.
Marriage, what a disgusting institution, but it might be for you one day.
Do you consider yourself open minded?
You accept and love everyone for who they are, no matter what.
You strive to have an open mind.
You'd like to think you are. But then again, you don't know.
Are hipsters annoying? Yes. Hey - No man buns allowed!
Your entire being is open to the universe around you.
Open to what? That's a dumb question.
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Do you like to dance?
Shamelessly.
You like to host dances.
Life is a beautiful dance.
Sure, it helps keep you fit.
Sometimes, but you usually stay off the dance floor.
No, You don't dance. Ever.
At a party, you can be found:
Having sex in the bathroom with an ex.
Talking to friends, catching up on the latest gossip.
Dancing, singing, and having a good time.
Standing alone in a corner and nursing a drink.
Obsessing over an ex from afar.
Who knows? You're a social butterfly and the night is full of possibilities.
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Do you want to "feel it all?"
What does that even mean?
Sure, you guess, but I don't really understand what that means.
You already "feel it all." Everyone secretly wants to feel this much.
Feelings are overrated and you have no interest in "feeling it all", whatever that means.
Yes, desperately and you want to "feel it all."
You feel nothing, usually.
What do you look for in a friend?
Loyalty.
Good times.
Punctuality.
You don't have friends.
You can be friends with anyone.
You'll take what you can get.
Your ideal date would involve:
A great adventure.
Intellectual conversation.
Anything romantic.
Sex and lots of it.
You don't date.
Lots and lots of cynicism.
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Is physical fitness important to you?
Yes, you eat, sleep, breathe, and live fitness.
It probably should be important to you, but it's not. At least not right now.
You wish you could say yes, but you cannot.
You're hot enough already, and you watch what you eat. Physical fitness isn't that important to you.
There are more important things than physical fitness for you to worry about.
Life is important to me.
You have a free day; what do you do?
Lay in bed wearing weird comfortable clothing while watching Netflix.
Update my resume.
Explore and adventure.
Make stuff with my hands.
Prepare for something or clean.
I never have a free day.
If a friend was in trouble, you would:
Find a way to make it about yourself because you might worry it's somehow your fault and need them to console you instead.
Bring reinforcements and refreshments!
Offer sage advice and impractical options. You might end up making things worse. It's better that you stay away from friends in need.
You're always there for my friends, even if they're not very good friends.
Fix it for them. You take charge of problematic situations and implement solutions to resolve them.
Laugh then help. You're a reliable friend, but you never claimed to be nice.
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Is mood lighting mandatory for first dates?
My aunt and I say so.
What is mood lighting? Are you talking about stage lights?
Absolutely yes, first dates should take place under the light of the moon and the stars.
You're good without lighting.
Somewhat, but it all depends on the setting. Are you in a fancy restaurant, a movie, or a gallery?
Your car doesn't have mood lighting, so your first dates are out of luck and you're easy to please.
Would you urinate in public?
Why wouldn't you?
No way.
Only when waiting for trains in the middle of nowhere.
Sure, if you needed to.
If you're drunk enough.
Yes, you have many times.
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How do you flirt?
Obnoxiously because you're never sure what's appropriate, so you wing it.
Awkwardly. Flirting in real life is much harder than the books made it seem.
You're always completely yourself and there's no need to flirt.
You don't flirt because you're not sure how.
You giggle and smile a lot because you find that it tends to be the most effective.
You usually make a few suggestive comments and hope for the best.
How do you feel about sex?
All adventurous women have HPV, or at least your friends tell me so.
It's new to you, but generally, sex is confusing.
Everyone does it: you feel how you feel.
You like sex and it is good.
it's alright. You went over 7 months without it once.
What an odd question.
Do you like to eat?
You eat for fuel once my eyes start blurring.
Doesn't everyone?
Do you mean food or?
You're a stress eater, and you love to eat. It's a tough combo.
You eat healthy foods. Do you like it? Not really.
You eat because you have to.
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