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About This Quiz
"Gone Girl" is an enthralling and deeply disturbing film centered on the circumstances behind a mysterious murder. Which of the characters are you most like? Play on to find out!
How do you handle being unemployed?
I'm never unemployed for long.
I hate being unemployed.
Probably about as well as anyone else does.
I've never had to handle being unemployed.
Would you give up your life and move back home to be closer to a loved one in need?
No, not unless it was already part of my plan.
Of course! That's what family is for.
I already live near my family.
I might, but it would depend on how my career is going.
Do you have a high pain tolerance?
I have an average tolerance for pain.
Yes, it's unbelievably high.
I have no tolerance for pain.
I have a slightly higher than average tolerance for pain.
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Have you ever been trapped/stuck in an unhealthy relationship?
Yes.
No.
If I ever find myself trapped, I simply escape and move on.
Every relationship has its own complications.
What's your support network like?
I'm on my own.
I have a few people I can rely on.
I have a decent-sized support network.
I have a large support network.
Are you close with your siblings?
I'm an only child.
Yes, we're best friends.
I'd say we're close.
No, not really.
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How would you describe yourself?
Organized and calculating.
Laid back and reasonable.
Responsible and friendly.
Hardworking and curious.
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
Yes, I've had one or more long-term affairs.
No, but I haven't always been the most honest with them.
No, I'd never cheat.
Yes, but it was a quick mistake.
Do you keep a journal?
I keep a book of field notes, but it's not a journal.
Yes.
No.
I did when I was a kid.
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What's your love life like?
It's pretty miserable.
It's whatever I want it to be like.
It's nonexistent.
It's complicated.
Do you have any acting skills?
Yes, I can pretend to be almost anyone, and people always believe it.
I have no control over my facial expressions.
I'm about as good as anyone else.
I'd say my skills are average.
How do you deal with anger?
I plot my revenge on whoever made me angry.
I bottle it up.
I cry out of frustration.
I find healthy ways to express it.
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How vindictive are you?
Extremely.
I'm not vindictive.
I prefer justice over vengeance.
I'm only slightly to moderately vindictive.
How strong is your loyalty?
I'm loyal only to myself.
It's unconditional.
I'm loyal to those who deserve it.
I'd say my loyalty is an average strength.
Is it important to be honest?
No, I don't owe anyone anything, including the truth.
It depends on what I want.
Yes, honesty is the best policy.
I don't think honesty is always necessarily the best choice.
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Do you enjoy telling stories?
Enjoy? No. But I'm good at it.
No, but I like listening.
I like to share funny stories with my friends.
Sure, storytelling can be fun.
Do you care about justice?
I care about it as much as anyone else does.
It's not anywhere near the top of my priority list.
Yes, but there are far more important things.
Of course I do! It's one of the pillars of society.
Are you a good liar?
I can come up with airtight lies on the spot.
Not really. I can't handle my emotions.
No, I cave under pressure.
I can be but I prefer not to be.
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Is there an advantage in having an understanding of human behavior?
Yes, understanding someone allows me to more effectively manipulate them.
Sure, it allows for deeper emotional connection and more effective communication.
Yes, because it allows one to understand others' motives and intentions.
Nah, everyone is pretty much unpredictable anyway.
Have you ever considered framing someone you don't like for a crime?
Haven't we all?
No, that would require a lot of work.
Yes, but I've never seriously considered it.
No, I'd never want to do something like that.
Are you more detail or big-picture oriented?
Detail.
Big picture.
I tend to be more of a big-picture type of person, but I also have great attention to detail.
I'm more detail-oriented, but I'm also capable of big-picture thinking.
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Do you hold grudges?
No, it's healthier to let negative emotions go.
Yes, but not over petty things.
No, I'm very laid back.
Yes, it's not okay for others to disrespect me.
How do you feel about the death penalty?
I'm indifferent.
Too many innocent people are killed by the death penalty.
It's barbaric and cruel. I'm completely against it!
Some crimes deserve death.
Are you judgemental?
We are all judgmental, whether or not we admit it.
Sure, I can be.
I'm not judgmental, but I do assess people and situations.
I try not to be.
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Has anyone ever accused you of being manipulative?
I've never been caught in the act of manipulating someone.
Yes, but it was meant to be an insult and not a serious indicator of who I am.
Yes, because it's my job.
No.
Do you investigate your suspicions?
Always. My curiosity is never satisfied.
I investigate relevant, pressing suspicions when necessary.
No, the answer usually turns up on its own eventually.
Sometimes, but my investigations start and end with Google.
How do you handle uncertainty?
Uncertainty doesn't bother me.
I find a way to make the uncertain, certain.
Uncertainty stresses me out.
I do what I can and try not to worry about the rest.
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Are you comfortable around blood?
Sure, it's just blood.
Yes, but I prefer to avoid it.
Blood freaks me out.
I wouldn't say I'm comfortable, but I don't mind it.
Do you have a strong sense of duty?
Yes, it drives most of my decisions, especially when it comes to family.
No, I'm responsible only for myself.
Kind of, but it's not the most important thing.
Only when it comes to our shared moral duties as a society.
Did you believe Amy's side of the story in the first part of the movie before it was revealed she's alive?
Yes, she was very detailed and convincing.
No, I saw right through the picture she tried to paint.
I didn't know what to believe. It was very confusing.
The only thing I knew was that there had to be more to the story.
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