Which Greek God Should you date?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Greek God Should you date?
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About This Quiz

The gods of ancient Greece are known for their distinct personas and hunky bodies. Which God stands closest to your heart? Take the Quiz and find out which immortal man you should date!
What are you like in the morning?
Excited to get the day started
Hungover
Relaxed
Grumpy
What is your biggest talent?
Math skills
Music
Leadership
Public speaking
What kind of book could you imagine writing?
A science fiction book
An erotic novel
A book on law and order
My autobiography

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What's your favorite musical genre?
Classical
Punk rock
Jazz
Blues
What kind of animal would you like to be?
A horse
A rattlesnake
A grizzly bear
A dolphin
What annoys you the most?
Lazy people
Boring people
Disrespectful people
Bossy people

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What's the most fun way to travel?
On horseback
In a limo
By plane
By boat
Which of these games do you excel at?
Jeopardy
Truth or dare
Charades
Marco Polo
What does your hair look like?
Neatly combed and short
Long and wild
A crew cut
A ponytail

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What do you use music for?
To get ideas
To romance the ladies
To teach people
To help me relax
Who cooks in your house?
I do
Whoever I'm with that day
Whoever I assign that task to
It varies from day to day.
Which superpower would you want?
Superhuman smarts
Ability to seduce anybody
Mind control
Ability to change the weather

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What do you talk about most?
Science
Music
Work
Me
What quality do you have that annoys people?
I can be repetitive.
I'm unpredictable.
I'm bossy.
I'm moody.
Your favorite dance?
The waltz
Break dancing
The twist
Slam dancing

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Your ideal vacation?
Visiting ancient ruins
Partying all night
Taking my kids somewhere
On the beach
Which career would be a good fit for you?
Scientist
Rock star
Drill sergeant
Captain of a boat
What would you do if war broke out in your country?
Stay out of the military
I'd fight!
I'd become an officer in the army.
I have no idea what I'd do.

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What kind of facial hair do you like?
None
A wild beard
A well-trimmed mustache
A light beard
Your favorite movie genre?
Drama
Horror
War movies
Art house movies
What's a typical Saturday night like for you?
Reading
Partying -- just like every other night!
Resting
Watching TV

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How do you feel about hunting?
I'm too clumsy for it.
It's tons of fun!
It's a great way to learn discipline.
I can't concentrate enough to be good at it.
What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas
New Year's eve
Easter
Halloween
How do you stay in shape?
I don't.
Chasing after the ladies!
Going to a boxing gym
Swimming

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What were you best at in school?
Giving speaches
Getting the attention of girls
Sports
Skipping school
Which of these do you shop at the most?
Barnes & Noble
Walmart
Home Depot
Toys R Us
How do you dress?
Elegantly
Wildly
Respectfully
Crazily

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What kind of pet would you like?
A housecat
A pit bull
A turtle
A goldfish
What do people like most about you?
My intelligence
My sense of fun
How orderly I am
That I'm unpredicatable
Your favorite article of clothing?
My tweed sweater
My leather jacket
My military boots
My sailor's cap

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