Which Greek God Would You Date?

By: Jennifer Post
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Greek God Would You Date?
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About This Quiz

Greek mythology is the one you probably hear about the most, but things in Greek mythology can be read about in many other mythologies as well, such as Norse mythology. The earliest literary works mentioning Greek mythology were Homer's the Iliad and the Odyssey, but is evident in many other literary and archeological works. 

The gods that are laid out in Greek mythology are heroic, evil, masterminds, jovial and so much more. Some gods possess a little bit of all those traits, some just a few, but the gods are written as complex beings that have great power over people and other entities. All of the gods were born out of "nothingness" and were brought on one by one to deal with certain things, as the things they represented, like Earth, came into existence. 

In history, the gods are portrayed as mythical beasts that can take on entire oceans. In modern times, these gods are romanticized in films like "The Avengers," and all of its affiliate movies, like "Thor." If you're in the market for a date, one of these Greek gods might be just what you're looking for. Answer these questions, and we'll tell you which Greek god you would date.

First things first, what is your idea of a perfect date?
A slam-poetry night at a cafe
Taking a workout class, then going for brunch
Ax throwing
Something super romantic like a couple's massage and intimate dinner
In relationships, what positive element do you bring to the table?
Passion
Just an overall positive energy
Reasonableness
Unconditional love
Who do you want to be hanging out with when you're 80 years old?
My nursing home friends
My sister
My significant other
God

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Are you open with your feelings?
Only the negative ones
Yes, but not in an annoying way
I feel feelings very hard, but don't always express them.
Very open
How important is it to have separate interests from the person you're dating?
Extremely important
You can't have a healthy relationship without individual interests.
It's important, but not a necessity.
I don't need separate interests.
How do you like to spend your free time?
Watching television
Working out or just being outside
Finding an outlet for my energy
Reading books

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What kind of movies do you enjoy on a rainy day?
Action films
Ones with happy endings
A mix of true crime and animated films, for balance
Romantic comedies
Do you like to date someone who likes the same drinks as you?
Why would that matter?
No, that way I get it all to myself.
I can see how it would be helpful.
Yes, so we can share.
Is it important that the person you date likes to travel?
Not really
It would definitely be nice.
No, because I don't like to travel.
It's vital.

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Could you date someone who isn't close with their family?
That's not a big deal to me.
I could deal with it.
No way
I prefer it actually.
How would you celebrate your first anniversary?
With a marriage proposal
A nice dinner out
In the same place we had our first date
Home-cooked dinner, wine, chocolate dessert
Do you feel like you're compatible with a lot of people?
I'm sure a lot of people would tell you no.
Friendship wise, yes
Not many people, no
There's so much love to go around.

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When you accomplish something big, who is the first person you want to tell?
My mom
The internet
My best friend
My love
What are you known for in your friend group?
Having a bad temper
Never having a bad day
Balancing everyone out
Being too nice
Out of all the fashion trends so far, which one was your favorite?
Leather jackets
Athleisure
Flared jeans
Flower crowns

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You and your date are going to a game night. Which game do you hope is being played?
Clue
Lawn games
Monopoly
Cranium
Where is the strangest place you've ever been taken on a first date?
A funeral
A college basketball game
A cemetery
A wedding
If your relationship goes long-term, where do you want to move to?
The beach
Somewhere with good schools
A big city
Paris

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Would you date someone way older/younger than you?
If it were the right person, it wouldn't matter.
Probably not
I'd take time to really think about it.
Age can't get in the way of love.
What dating advice do you wish someone had given you?
That dating seems like a waste of time, but isn't always
Just ride the wave of dating and enjoy it.
That if it's meant to be, it will be.
To not overthink everything
When you're in need of a relaxing night out, where do you hope your date takes you?
The movies
A quiet cafe for dinner
A park for a nice walk
Just for a drive with music

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Do you care if your family doesn't like the person you're dating?
I don't care if I don't see it going anywhere.
I would care, but not enough to make me break it off.
I don't care what my family thinks in general.
It would crush me.
If you found out the person you're dating still keeps in touch with their ex, would it bother you?
Nope, it shows maturity.
It would definitely bother me.
I could handle it for sure.
I would get too jealous.
When do you feel the most comfortable?
When I'm around people I trust
After my post-workout shower
When I'm in an outfit that makes me feel good
When I'm in my bed

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Do you prefer flings over relationships?
Flings, because you can leave whenever you want
I definitely prefer relationships.
Flings can definitely be nice.
No, I like long-term partnerships.
Do you like having someone else to think of other than yourself?
I'd rather not have people get too close.
I like having someone else care about me other than myself.
I could go either way.
It makes me feel whole.
How often do you suffer from anxiety?
Mostly social anxiety
It's happened once or twice, but it was situational.
Occasionally
Almost never

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What is the best part of dating?
Getting to a place of complete comfort with each other
Always having someone to come home to
Having someone to vent to
Meeting a bunch of different people
Do you want children?
I don't think so.
Maybe eventually
Just one, too many kids gets stressful
Lots of children
What is your current relationship status?
Engaged/living with my significant other
Married
Just looking
In love

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