Which Historical Mother Are You?

By: Ashley D.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Historical Mother Are You?
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About This Quiz

When you think of women throughout history, a few moms stand out from the crowd! If you were one of the historical mothers that cross your mind, which one would you be?
When do you usually wake up?
5AM
6AM
7AM
Other
Finally some alone time, what do you do to relax?
Settle in with a good book and hot tea.
Hit up the gym for a yoga or kickboxing class.
Shopping at the mall with your girlfriends!
Get in some gardening, those rose bushes need some attention.
Which ethnic food does your family prefer?
Ethiopian
Moroccan
Italian.
French.

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What word best describes you?
Spunky
Unique
Multi-tasker
Mysterious.
If money weren't an option would you rather work or stay home with the kiddos?
Work.
Stay home.
I don't want to work, but I also don't want to stay home with my kids...
Choose a pet for your kids.
Dog.
Cat.
Tarantula.
No pets allowed.

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You're kids have friends over, what kind of snacks do you provide?
Carrots and celery.
Sushi.
Homemade cakes.
Nachos.
Pick a celebrity dad.
Brad Pitt.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Barack Obama.
Will Smith.
What's your ideal family vacation?
Disney Land.
Cabin by a lake.
Anywhere in Europe.
Would would want to take their kids on vacation?

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Choose a catch phrase:
"Oh my..."
"As if"
"Just no"
"Shake it off"
What do you like most about your children?
They're well-adjusted.
They're eccentric.
They're playful.
They're cute.
What did you do last Saturday night?
Date night with my man!
Had an early dinner with the kids and then a family movie.
Dropped the kids at Grandmas house and spent a quiet evening alone!
Oh you know just taxied the kids from one activity to another.

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Pick a punishment.
Extra chores.
No electronics.
I don't believe in punishment.
Make them play outside in the sunshine.
Your daughter runs to you crying that her boyfriend just dumped her. You...
Comfort her with some homemade cookies and reassure her that there are other fish in the sea.
Let me just collect my gun and we'll be on our way...
Take her out on a girls day to forget about it, a little shopping does wonders!
Let her work out the issue on her own, that's how kids learn.
On a scale of 1-4, with 4 being the most, how serious are you?
1
2
3
4

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What's your go to snack for the kids?
Sandwiches.
Celery and Peanut Butter.
Cookies.
Cheese and Crackers.
Choose a bonding activity.
Taking a trip.
Working out.
Cooking.
Sharing a bottle of wine.
Its a rainy Sunday inside with the kids, what film do you watch?
Frozen Sing-A-Long.
The Princess Bride.
Erin Brockovich.
Movie? Those kids are doing chores!

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What does your perfect partner need to be?
Understanding
Supportive
Funny
Good in bed
Choose a mothers day gift.
Something DIY.
Wine.
A day off.
Chocolate.
Pick the parenting quote that resonates with you most...
All love begins and ends with motherhood.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but that would only make more laundry for me.
Mommy needs wine.

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How many kids do you have?
0-3
4-5
6+
Do pets count as well?
Kids should be ...
Seen and not heard.
Encouraged to creatively express themselves.
Loved but given limits.
Allowed to make their own choices, good or bad.
What kind of car are you most likely to drive?
Sports Car.
Hearse.
Mini Van.
Station Wagon.

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Where do you keep all the artwork and projects your kids bring home?
Framed and on the walls.
I cycle the recent ones on the fridge.
They end up in a carefully labeled box that I can give to them when they're older.
Do you know how many they bring home, I can't empty the trash fast enough.

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